...Guide to Guys (1995), the introduction of which is included here. Despite its title, "Guys vs. Men" is not a comparative study of these two basic types of males. Men and manhood have been written about far too much already, says Barry. But guys and guyhood are neglected topics, and even though he "can't define exactly what it means to be a guy," Barry's essay lays out "certain guy characteristics" that distinguish his quarry from other warm-blooded animals in the field. This is a book about guys. It's not a book about men. There are already way too many books about men, and most of them are way too serious. Men itself is a serious word, not to mention manhood and manly. Such words make being male sound like a very important activity, as opposed to what it primarily consists of, namely, possessing a set of minor and frequently unreliable organs. But men tend to attach great significance to Manhood. This results in certain characteristically masculine, by which I mean stupid, behavioral patterns that can produce unfortunate results such as violent crime, war, spitting, and ice hockey. These things have given males a bad name. And the "Men's Movement," which is supposed to bring out the more positive aspects of Manliness, seems to be densely populated with loons and goobers. So I'm saying that there's another way to look at males: not as aggressive macho dominators; not as sensitive, liberated, hugging drummers; but as guys. And what, exactly, do I mean by "guys"? I don't...
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...GUYS VS. MEN DAVE BARRY Dave Barry (b. 1947) is a syndicated columnist for the Miami Herald, where he won a Pulitzer Prize for commentary in 1988. He is the author of twenty-three humor books, including Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys (1995), the introduction of which is included here. Despite its title, "Guys vs. Men" is not a comparative study of these two basic types of males. Men and manhood have been written about far too much already, says Barry. But guys and guyhood are neglected topics, and even though he "can't define exactly what it means to be a guy," Barry's essay lays out "certain guy characteristics" that distinguish his quarry from other warm-blooded animals in the field. ______________________________________________________________________________ This is a book about guys. It's not a book about men. There are already way too many books about men, and most of them are way too serious. Men itself is a serious word, not to mention manhood and manly. Such words make being male sound like a very important activity, as opposed to what it primarily consists of, namely, possessing a set of minor and frequently unreliable organs. But men tend to attach great significance to Manhood. This results in certain characteristically masculine, by which I mean stupid, behavioral patterns that can produce unfortunate results such as violent crime, war, spitting, and ice hockey. These things have given males a bad name. And the "Men's Movement," which is...
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...For the guys: So, you like two girls. Maybe more, it sucks, torn between them, not knowing which one to go for, right? The bad idea is to go for both (or in some cases, “all”) of them. What I’m here to do is try to help you narrow down which girl you should go for. Not to be mean or picky, but it’s just sort of a guideline. How do I know which one to chase after? More often than not, each of these girls will be different, both in personality or lifestyle. Maybe from different cliques, different cultures, whatever, but I’ll try to go over what I can. Girl #1 - DGAF Chick This is sort of self explanatory… the DGAF girl doesn’t well… give a fxck. She likes to party, flirts a lot, and has fun being single. There’s a good chance that she drinks, hopefully no drugs, but she’s fun to be around. Usually hangs out with a lot of guys, so that could prove, um, “worrying.” The fact that she hangs out with all these dudes can mean that you’ll get jealous, A LOT, and that you’ll get sort of protective of her. The constant flirting also sends off a lot of mixed messages. Do not go for this girl.Chances are, you’ll be happy that it seems like she’s into you up until you find out she’s like that to almost every guy. You got played, son. Girl #2 - The Shy Girl The Shy Girl is usually really cutesy, and usually hangs out with a lot of other cutesy girls too. Probably a little awkward around guys, but in a good way. They’re usually really nice, and actually pretty...
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...oaoaooaoop0pdsvb asdgcv cfcvuyasvcuyCYTsbctybSCHSUHcbSCAkashi Seijuurou via Google+2 weeks ago something that I listen everyday! I love this song.. it's part of my DNA isn't it +Minato Namikaze ? XD Taylor Swift - I Knew You Were Trouble #songoftheday #taylorswift Reply · 66 View all 12 replies Alya Amany1 week ago Fl Reply · 1 Mario Jackl3 days ago hey guys! you should check out the song SHINE YOUR LIGHT by the band BROTHERS!! I think you'd like it :) #shineyourlightbrothers Reply · Jessica Costa1 month ago THIS VIDEO IS ABOUT HARRY STYLES. THE GUY HAS A SHIP TATTOO ON HIS ARM JUST LIKE HARRY. Reply · 205 View all 89 replies Nadine Misha1 day ago Yaaa . Reply · Rory G.6 hours ago YOU ERASE REPLIES, WHY ARE YOU SO SCARED OF HARRY BEING GAY I DON´T WIN ANYTHING BY SAYING THE TRUTH BUT THE TRUTH IS THE TRUTH. HOMOPHOBIC RAT, DUMB SHIT. DIE Reply · 2 Natalie Ozuanu1 month ago Is this song about Harry styles Reply · 34 View all 30 replies Fuffi Ding3 days ago +narry -_- Just because the MUSIC VIDEO came out in December doesnt mean it was WRITTEN in December. RED came out in October, the song was written a year or so ago. Its about John Mayer, I know it because Im Swiftie since 2009... Reply · 4 narry3 days ago +Elisabeth Sandmoe did you even read what i wrote Reply · 2 Jessica Ortiz1 month ago Perfect Reply · 87 View all 8 replies RealSupaHotFireVEVO6...
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...English 101L: Composition February 2, 2008 Summary DAVE BARRY Guys vs. Men Dave Barry’s insight in Guys vs. Men begins to explore the world of the male figure. Barry touches base on a few things that he believes separates guys and men apart. Barry first mentions that “Guys Like Neat Stuff” and begins to explain that guys enjoy things that are unnecessary to have and perhaps a bit over the top but they are things that make them happy and keep them entertained. Barry then moves into talking about how “Guys Like A Really Pointless Challenge”. Barry mentions that guys often engage in activities that are beyond what should be the standard rational of middle aged men. His thoughts on how “Guys Do Not Have A Well-Defined Moral Code” briefly delves into how guys know that they are expected to perform and act a certain way, yet they often completely disregard these ideas held by others on how they should act, not on purpose but just because they are in fact guys. The last thing Barry brings up is that “Guys Are Not Great At Communicating Their Intimate Feelings, Assuming They Have Any”. Barry presents the idea that guys tend to keep personal issues, just that, personal. Guys generally keep answers to questions they don’t want to answer brief at best, and the only time they share how they feel is most often when in the company of another guy friend. Dave Barry’s Guys vs. Men is a funny, interesting and seemingly true effort at explaining who guys really are, and why they are that...
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...English 132 Online Assignment 2-3 Summary, Paraphrase, Quote Practice Yestiny Williams January 30th 2016 Dave Barry's essay “Guys vs. Men” was about how “Men” has more negative qualities unlike “Guy” which shows that a guy can be indulge in stereotypical characterization. He mentions different mindsets between a male “Guy” and “Men”. He talks about how moral battles between women and men. How male “Men” introduced a new stupidity like war, violence, dangerous sports ect. He said that there this book is not about men and manhood, there are too many books already about men, that his book was what its like to be a guy. He states how guys tend to not have deep intimate conversations about their feelings. Also, how guys are simple creatures and not feel the need to live up to this higher expectation of what a man needs to be. His essay basically explained how a guys do things together and then upgrade just to follow the same pattern. “So i'm saying that there is another way to look at males: not as aggressive mach dominators; not sensitive, liberated, hugging drummers; but as guys”(915) I chose this quote because I felt that it was more of a thesis and that it drags the reader to keep reading. Passage #1: “When they are being just plain guys, 1.they aren't so much actively evil as they are lost”(Barry 907) Guys aren't so much actively evil as they are lost, when they are being just plain guys. When guys are being themselves they aren't evil but they...
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............................................ 11 Energizer: Accentuate the Positive............................................................................. 11 Energizer: Name Game.............................................................................................. 11 Energizer: Heart to Heart ........................................................................................... 11 Energizer: Guess my Body Language ........................................................................ 11 Energizer: How to Say Hello in Different Languages ................................................. 12 Energizer: Good Morning Game ................................................................................ 12 Service Value # 2 – Maintain A Professional Image ................................................. 14 Energizer: You Look Marvellous ................................................................................ 14 Energizer: First Impressions ....................................................................................... 14 Energizer: Your Professional Image Assessment ...................................................... 15 Energizer: Beauty Pageant...
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...random manner. Show that regardless of how the numbers are positioned on the wheel, there are three adjacent numbers whose sum is at least 39. Adding all 25 inequalities, we find that 3∑_(i=1)^25▒xi = 3∑_(i=1)^25▒i < 25(39) = 975. But 3∑_(i=1)^25▒i=(25)(26)/2=325 gives us the contradiction that 988 = 3(325) < 975 7. A lumberjack has 4n + 110 logs in a pile consisting of n layers. Each layer has two more logs than the layer directly above it. If the top layer has six logs, how many layers are there? . . 18. Consider the following four equations: 1) 1 =1 2) 2 + 3 + 4 = 1 + 8 3) 5 + 6 + 7 + 8 + 9 = 8 + 27 4) 10 + 11 + 12 + 13 + 14 + 15 + 16 = 27 + 64 1) 1=1 n = 1 2) 2 + 3 + 4 = 1 + 8 n = 2 3) 5 + 6 + 7 + 8 + 9 = 8 + 27 n = 3 4) 10 + 11 + 12 + 13 + 14 + 15 + 16 = 27 + 64 n = 4 Formula (n-1)²+1, or n²-2n+1+1or n²-2n+2. n²-2n+2 Exercise 4,3 10 & 15 10. If n ∈ Z+, and n is odd, prove that 8|(n2 − 1). 15. Write each of the following (base-10) integers in base 2 and base 16. a)22 b) 527 c) 1234 d) 6923 22) base 2 10110 base 16 = 16 527 base 2 = 1000001111 base 16 = 20F 1234 base 2 = 10011010010 base 16 = 4D2 6923 base 2 = 1101100001011 base 16 = 1B0B Exercise 4.4 (1&14) 1. For each of the following pairs a, b ∈ Z+, determine gcd(a, b) and express it as a linear combination of a, b. 231, 1820 b) 1369, 2597 c) 2689, 4001 a) 231, 1820 a) 231, 1820 1820 = 7 (231) + 203 ...
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...Identifying Good or Bad Statements Anit Maharjan HUMN210-H5WW Meghan Roehll Franklin University 4th April, 2013 a. Nobody in the world today is really good. Yes, I have heard of good people, but not really good people. - Good statement. b. The world is not flat. Well, if you look at a map it is: - in what point of view - bad statement. c. I will need an extended period of laborious cogitation to assimilate the missive. This doesn't make any sense - bad statement. d. The number 2 is odd. Are we talking about an even number? I believe your confusion comes from the fact that 2 is a prime number, but it is still even. It is the only even number that is prime – false statement. e. If you believe in evolution, then your ancestors were filthy apes. There are two kinds of people in the world: - one is god prayer and the next is science believer. If you support the statement from the point of scientific theory of evolution by Darwin, then yes our ancestors are filthy apes, whereas if you think form the side of god’s prayer then the statement is false – good statement. f. Some swans are black. In this statement, I am not sure that some swans are black or not, all swans could be black or white – good statement. g. If you are a human, then you are a person. If you are an individual, then you are alive. Human is a person and of course the person becomes an individual and every individual breaths...
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...Year | Album | Peak chart positions | Sold | | | UK | AUS | GER | SWI | FRA | NZ | AUT | IRE | | 2000 | Bright Lights * Released: August 2000 * Label: Island | 1 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 3 | 10 | 1 | * UK: 3xPlatinum * AUS: Platinum * GER: Platinum * SWI: Platinum * FRA: Gold * NZ: Platinum * IRE: Platinum | 2001 | Dangerously In Love * Released: October 2001 * Label: Island | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 1 | * UK: 4xPlatinum * AUS: Platinum * GER: Platinum * SWI: Platinum * FRA: Platinum * NZ: Platinum * AUT: Gold * IRE: Platinum | 2003 | All Night Long * Released: August 2003 * Label: Island | 1 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 10 | 6 | 14 | 1 | * UK: 2xPlatinum * AUS: Gold * GER: Gold * SWI: Gold * NZ: Gold * IRE: Platinum | 2004 | Troublemaker * Released: October 2004 * Label: Island | 3 | 12 | 10 | 10 | 14 | 12 | 18 | 3 | * UK: Platinum * IRE: Platinum | Year | Song | Peak chart positions | Sold | Album | | | UK | AUS | GER | SWI | FRA | NZ | AUT | IRE | | | 2000 | | 2 | 12 | 10 | 10 | 14 | 12 | 16 | 2 | * UK: Gold * AUS: Gold * NZ: Gold | | | | 1 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 8 | 6 | 10 | 1 | * UK: Platinum * AUS: Platinum * GER: Gold * SWI: Gold * NZ: Platinum | | 2001 | | 8 | 24 | 22 | 22 | 26 | 24 | 28 | 8 | * UK: Gold | | | | 12 | - | - | - | - | - | - | 12 | | | | | 1 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 10 | 8 | 12 | 1 | * UK: Platinum * AUS: Platinum * GER: Gold * SWI: Gold * NZ: Platinum...
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...receives it. And also some other facts which should be considered like life expectancy, importance, age etc. when deciding on whom to donate the heart to. He’s cause for damage to the heart was the steroids, of which he was unaware of the consequences of taking the steroids at the time he took so there wasn’t any sort of health irresponsibility known otherwise. His chances to live 10-15 more years are very high so it’s one point investing in him. He has a family to take care of, wife and the 3 kids who he has to support till they are on their feet and so forth. He also has been a good supporting father as he’s already being supporting their dreams career wise and the future. So my first choice with all confidence would be Jerry. The number 2 choice is Ozzie because as LONG as he does not get back on his old ways HE does hold out some hope on society as a whole as long he does NOT revert back and does good in society by helping out and he no longer does any drugs - he really can have a useful and a prosperous and productive life. His chances of living after a successful heart transplant are another 10 years but only if he stays off the drugs and which is not really guaranteed but if he does he can be a very good mentor and a coach or a guidance for teens with troubled life as they are on drugs already. Since Ozzie have seen the side effects and losses because of the drugs, he can let the teens know it too and...
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...Corridors of Transition between 12 Angry Men and 12 “I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice”. Abraham Lincoln “The virtue of justice consists in moderation, as regulated by wisdom”. Aristotle ”Nobody gets justice. People only get good luck or bad luck”. Orson Welles Justice = mid-12c., "the exercise of authority in vindication of right by assigning reward or punishment;" also "quality of being fair and just," from Old French justice "justice, legal rights, jurisdiction" (11c.), from Latin iustitia "righteousness, equity," from iustus "upright, just" . The Old French word had widespread senses, including "uprightness, equity, vindication of right, court of justice, judge." The word began to be used in English c.1200 as a title for a judicial officer. Meaning "right order, equity" is late 14c. Justice of the peace first attested early 14c. In the Mercian hymns, Latin iustitia is glossed by Old English rehtwisnisse. To do justice to (someone or something) "render fully and fairly showing due appreciation" is from 1670s. This word, with such a strong connotation, influenced and formed the basis of many philosophical...
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...Week 2 Learning Team A Paper Parts 4 & 5 Levels of Measurement for Each Variable in the Study In the survey that Debbie Horner, the Human Resource manager, distributed to the company, there are different levels of data available for analysis. The question seeking information about the respondent’s gender is a nominal-level question. “The nominal level of measurement observations of a qualitative variable can only be classified and counted” (Lind, Marchal, & Wathen, p. 10, 2011). For analytical purposes the order in which the data is displayed makes no difference. The question regarding the division of work for the respondent, and the question regarding if the respondent is a member of management or supervision is also nominal. Also, the question pertaining to length is service is nominal because it only seeks one answer. The ten questions relating to how each respondent feels is interval-level data. The ten questions ask each respondent to rate his or her individual feelings on a scale of one to five. One is considered very negative and five is considered very positive. This is known as a Likert Scale. The Likert Scale is the most popular form of survey data collection because it is easy to assemble, the scale is more reliable, and produce more interval-level data (Cooper & Schindler, 2011). Data Coding After collecting the data, Sally, one the office support staff, began the task of coding the data. While some values were pre-determined other...
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