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Bad Fiction- A Smart Pig Very long time ago, there was a little, sexy, dirty, and green pig lived in a big, beautiful, sandy, and dark farm named "University of California Irvine." This pig was very talented and smart. For example, it could crow like a cock, it could mimic cats and catch mice, and it could also mimic sheep dogs and control sheep. All animals in the farm were complaining that pig meddled in other animals' jobs and then snatched the owner's attention away from them. The pig heard those animals' complains; however, it did not care about it at all. Instead, it sat down, shook its legs, shrugged its shoulder, and then said " You know what!? In this competitive society, in order to be better than others, and then make more money, get a higher job position, and have a better life, everyone needs to have skill-variety. Besides that, I also have obtained certifications for those of my skills, so you guys can never beat me." One day, the farm owner walked into the pig's room with an AK-47 rifle and said "My dear piggy, I am gonna kill you right now." The pig was shocked and then questioned " I am your best employee, why destroy me?" The owner said " I don't know, but I just feel that I want to eat pork barbecue today." The pig of course doesn't want to be eaten, so it jumped to the back of the owner, kicked the owner's head, tripped him, and then tied him to a chair and put a sock in his mouth. After that, the pig stole the owner's credit card, left the farm, traveled around the world, and maxed out the owner's credit card. While in North Pole, the pig sent a poster card to the owner and said " My dear boss, don't blame me for my revenge because you tried to destroy me even though I am your best employee. Recently, I am applying for Guinness World Record, the title is "" The Smartest Pig in the World"". I know that you want to call police because I stole you money; however, no one is gonna trust you because human beings don't believe that animals can be such smart as I am. Finally, let me remind you that don't eat too much meat because your cholesterol is high enough. I know I am such a sweet and smart pig, so don't miss me too much! Love you!!"

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