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Well, I may be a week late to the party, but that won't stop me from writing about this terrible movie. That's right, I said it. This movie is trash and there is no debate. Of course, you can enjoy this movie and like it, that's your opinion, but you can't say that this movie was 'good' in any way. Why have I decided to write about this movie? Well, I was on Instagram the other day and there were way too many comments on various posts actually DEFENDING this piece of shit. I got into a number of arguments with random people because they were just trashing on other people and the critics for disliking the movie. I cannot believe how hard headed some blind fanboys are. To the point where I knew I clearly won the argument because their next replies were always something like: "You're just a dumb fag who hates on movies go kill yourself". I'm not exaggerating. These people need to be stopped. They need to open their eyes and see that this movie was not good AT ALL. Some more examples of comments I found on Instagram were like "This movie is perfection" or "Everyone who hates this movie is stupid and wouldn't understand the dark theme because they only like light-hearted Marvel movies". What exactly was wrong with this movie? Everything. I mean the fight scenes were pretty cool, but that's about it. It was just an overall mess. The story jumped around everywhere and couldn't focus on anything. Let's start with the first thing wrong, the title. It shouldn't even be called Batman V Superman as that's not even the main conflict of the movie. It should just plainly and simply be called "Dawn of Justice". Batman barely fought Superman and if you think that those 10 minutes of them fighting is worth the title of the movie, think about this: in the Avengers, Iron Man and Thor fought at the beginning but you don't see the movie being called "Iron Man V Thor". Another problem with this movie was the terrible writing. I mean come on. Their moms have the same name and that's why they stop fighting and Batman doesn't kill him? Speaking of killing, what the actual fuck was up with Batman killing people? That goes against the very point of the Batman character. Now, when i brought this point up, people say that Batman killed people in the dark knight returns and in this movie he's fed up of being batman. Firstly, he doesn't actually kill people in the dark knight returns, let's get that fact straight before anyone else decides to throw it around. Secondly, this is stupid as Batman himself once said "If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world remains the same". This is what Batman stands for. Now if they want to make future movies with this type of batman, what's stopping him from killing the joker? Or any other villain he catches? He won't be morally obligated to not kill them so he will just become a murderer. Aside from killing people, Batman seemed like a total douche. He just attacked Superman even after Superman said that it was serious and they needed to talk. Anyway moving on. Lois was another problem like she was just annoying as fuck. And what was up with that silver bullet shit? It barely played a part in the movie yet they focused so much time on it. Another thing wrong with the writing. How can people be so dumb in the movie to believe that Superman killed all those people in that village when they were killed with guns? Last I checked, Superman doesn't use guns. Don't even get me started on Doomsday. He was just terrible. I'm a fan of the whole "Death of Superman" comic series and they wasted that whole story on this movie. Speaking of stories, this was just one big clusterfuck of a movie. There were way too many stories they were trying to tell. The Death of Superman, Batman fighting Superman and the beginning of the justice league. The Death of Superman should've got it's own movie or movie series with a proper introduction to Doomsday because Doomsday was just completely fucked up. There are so many more problems with this movie but I'll leave it at this for now. Before you accuse me of anything, like my fellow Instagram commentors, I did watch the movie BEFORE I looked at any reviews because I didn't want it to influence me. Don't get me wrong, the movie was entertaining for me, but that's all it was. Now I'd like to address some of the comments I saw on Instagram because I've seen these comments more than once and I'm sure more people think like this. "You can't tell me I'm wrong because it's my opinion that this movie was good". This is one of the rebuttals I got the other day. It's wrong because i never said his opinion was wrong. If a movie has terrible writing and plot holes everywhere, it is a fact that that movie is a bad movie. I'm not saying that you can't like the movie, because that's your opinion and I can't make you hate something, I'm saying that objectively, that movie is bad. Another thing I see often is "This movie was too deep for you and you wouldn't get it, that's why you don't like it. It's not a Marvel movie for kids". I'd just like to say I've seen movies with deep meanings and themes and BvS wasn't that deep of a movie. If anything it was shallow. Marvel movies aren't all that fun and kid friendly all the time either. Just because this movie was a bit deeper than other movies and you 'understood' the theme (even though they had to state it in the movie itself) doesn't make you all high and mighty. Like I said, I've seen 'deep' movies and usually, they don't literally state the theme, like BvS did, in the actual movie. Finally, the other most common comment is "If you were a real fan, then you would've liked this movie". Uh, no. If you're a comic fan, then this movie is a lie because of how inaccurate it is. Well, let's say they didn't actually want to base it on the comics. Fine. If you're a movie fan, then this movie sucks because it has terrible writing, a terrible plot and plot holes. Just admit it, this movie is bad. That's the main problem with people defending it, they won't admit it. They can like this movie, that's their opinion, but they can't say straight up "This movie was good". If they said "This movie is good in my opinion", then i wouldn't have a problem. But it's just the fact that people say it's good as a fact, but then can't prove how it's good. People even went as far as saying "This is the best movie ever made" or "This is a better Batman than Nolan's Batman". If those two would've had 'in my opinion' at the end, it wouldn't be a problem. But stating that BvS was the greatest movie of all time as a fact is completely incorrect and wrong on so many levels.

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