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BECOME A DOG (I MEAN GOD, SORRY, MY DYSLEXIA KICKED IN

There are numerous different religions in our world, but there are only five world-recognized religions – Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Buddhism and Hinduism. What is the different between a cult and a religion and is it really an easy thing, to start a religion or a cult and what does it take to become a god?

‘’BECOME A DOG (I MEAN GOD, SORYY MY DYSLEXIA KIKED IN’’ is the name of the article written by Forrest Griffin, which William Morrow published in 2010. In his article, he explains the difference between a cult and a religion. He also explains how to become a god. The language is simple with some unusual words and with a lot of slang into it, even though when you normally talk about religion the language is more normally charged. The first person narrator uses a very ironic tone. He uses a lot of irony and humour in the text. We already see the use of humour in the title ‘’BECOME A DOG (I MEAN GOD, SORRY MY DYLEXIA KICKED IN’’ where he blames his dyslexia, for typing dog instead of god, but when we see him typing with no other mistakes in the rest of the article we know that he is not dyslexia. The narrator also uses some kind of provocation in the title, so those who read the article, feels some kind of provocation. He carries on with using the irony and humour in the rest of the article, for example when the narrator tries to explain the definition of religion, and a cult he explains it with a normal definition at first, but then he gives us some examples. The examples he gives us is ‘’for example, if you take your girlfriend to parties and home for the holidays, and she actually initiates sex with you, then her name is religion’’. The example he gives us for a cult is ‘’if your girlfriend lives in the basement, receives sunlight only through specialized tanning bulbs, and a tin bucket in the corner serves as her only toilet, then her name is cult. Here he uses some kind of irony with the examples, because the examples are not true. The examples are not true because for example, who uses a tin bucket as a toilet? Therefore, he uses his irony in a very humorous way. We can also see from the way he describes the examples that he sees religion as a positive thing and a cult as a negative thing. However, all this irony could make him a questionable narrator, because later on in the article he says ‘’yes, definitely go with the cult option now that I think about it. He goes from saying that cult is a negative thing to saying that it is a positive thing, but then again he uses a very ironic tone. Therefore, we do not know if he is telling the truth. So are the arguments according to this article, to become a god valid? An example he gives us on how to become a god is that ‘’ you have to establish yourself and your intentions from the beginning to give your religion a foundation. That way, if other proclaiming The Truth pop out of the woodwork later on, you have resources to arguing that your words are the Real Deal’’. What he means with this argument is that you should be the first on to give the religion a foundation, so that you are sure that everyone believe you and not some who proclaims to know about the religion. Another example for becoming a god is ‘’ For instance, if you proclaim that homosexuality and premarital sex are wrong, and then go around screwing all of your altar boys, you’ve just created a contradiction’’ and this means that you cannot just tell something they should observe, and you do the opposite thing of what you told them. He also mentions if you want to maintain actions with the belief of the system he suggest that you ‘’do not be full of shit. He means that you must not lie and that you only can tell the truth. So the big question is ‘’why does all this matter’’. The arguments the narrator gives us on how to become a god is the predictions for becoming a god. Therefore, the argument valid given in the article are true.

The definition cult and religion are two different things. To sum up, there are many predictions for becoming a god and therefore it is not an easy thing to become a god.

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