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Billy and Ryan handled most of the deserted vehicles, popping them into neutral and getting the wheels straight so that Johnny could give them a shove out-of-the-way with the Black Beast’s massive bumper. Upon approaching a Mercury Sable that needed to be moved, Ryan noticed that its occupant also needed to be dispatched. A woman in her early twenties sat in its driver’s seat, held in place by the seatbelt. She struggled mightily to free herself of the restraints wanting to grant Ryan her kiss of death, but her efforts in flailing her arms and thrashing about her legs was all in vain. She hissed and growled exuberantly with frustration. Ryan could see that her front teeth dangled by incarnadine strips of flesh after having …show more content…
“I’ve got a young white piece for ya. She says that she’s only into Mexican Mandingos. Why don’t you come and get it while it’s still hot.” Steaks stuck his head out of the window of his Cadillac. “Why don’t you stop messing around with your hillbilly sister and finisher her off? We all wanna get the hell out of here, you peckerwood. Besides, that little coquette seems more like she’s interested in you.” Ryan walked back over to Ruby. He then asked if he could see Mary’s Saturday night special, to which she gladly obliged. He then went over to the passenger side of Ruby sliding the side door open. Inside, he gripped the headrest of Lovienthal’s seat tightly, then yanked on it forcefully releasing it from its base. “Hey, what… C’mon, man. What are you doin’ with my headrest?” Lovienthal complained. “Awe… Man... C’mon, don’t damage Ruby. She’s a classic. Man…” Ryan just ignored him and after he had what he wanted he walked back up to the flailing, moaning, decaying dead girl in the Mercury. She was now clearly seething and simmer in her own fury and juices from not being able to figure out her restraints. Her succulent prize of Ryan flesh standing before her mocking

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