It all started when Joseph was a little boy, he went by Joey back then. Nearing his tenth birthday, Joey wanted to do something to become a man. His older brother, lets call him Robb, told him that in order to become a man, he would have to learn how to use his touching ability on women. Not understanding what his brother meant by this, Joey proceeded to ask his drunk uncle what this meant. His uncle, lets call him drunk Bob, told him that he should put his entire fist inside a girl between her legs. Joey, not knowing any better, told him he would do it that weekend. Two days later, Joey found the perfect opportunity to complete his quest to become a man when his sister’s friend slept over. Let’s call her Candice. Joey stayed up to the wee hours of the night to wait for the perfect opportunity to strike. Finally, he took his chance at 3:11 in the morning and snuck into his sister’s room. He crept towards Candice, who luckily was sprawled across the ground on top of her sleeping bag. Joey, not realizing the weirdness of the situation, peered over Candice as she laid completely naked on the ground. Without hesitation, Joey threw a mean uppercut into her vagina. Candice miraculously did not wake from this forceful event, Joey feeling high and mighty, removed his now dripping wet fist from her vagina and left the room. From then on, every time Candice would sleep over at their residence, Joey would uppercut her vagina with joy, even to this very day. However, as each sleepover went by, Joey’s fist grew bigger and bigger as he got older. Now Joey can only enjoy sticking his four fingers inside Candice on sleepover nights, thus explaining why he is called fingers. Only years later after becoming a man, did Joey realize the reasons as to why Candice was naked and why she didn’t wake up. Every time she would sleep over, her and Joey’s sister would consume massive amounts of