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Welcome to Francis Parker School, home of the Lions. And the only school in the world to have the annual STAFF GAMES where you get to see your favorite teachers get dunked in the dunk tank, and watch the Staff of the Year Race. Everybody thinks that David Dumbbell, the fitness teacher, will hold his 5-year winning streak, but some staff think otherwise. Wait, wait and wait. Hold up. Let's go back to the beginning of that school year. It all started about a few months ago on that morning of the last day of summer. While all the kids were making the best of the last day in summer break all the teachers were getting their notes ready for the first day of school, and all the other staff members were cleaning out lockers and polishing the floors and that fun stuff. There was a small janitor crew in the Francis Parker School, so small sometimes the janitor has to stay at school from 12:00 A.M to 12:00 A.M the next day. One of the janitors was a very plain boring man. …show more content…
He struggles to pay bills, and he lives in a trailer behind the school. The only friends he has are his 3 co-workers. He is really boring. One night while he was cleaning out one of the teachers’ desks in the science room. It's a box that says do not open in capital letters.
Of course, he is going to open it what kind of story do think this is. In the box is a metal. It’s not just a metal; it’s the metal for the staff games in 1963. That metal went missing from the trophy cabinet 3 months ago. Let’s put it back where it came from. Janet, I didn’t know that you had the night shift tonight, Average Joe said.
Ya neither did I, Principle Higgins just assigned it to me for the next month or two, or at least until he gets more staff for the facilities. Hey, you want to get some food after this, Average Joe

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