...ENGLISH ORAL TEST Radio Talk Show Teacher’s Name: Pn. Jasbir Kaur Class: 5 Science 3 Members: Muhammad Zhafran bin Ahmad Dirsan ( DJ Z) Syahrul Syafiin bin Sulaiman (Chef Piin) Adi Nazrin bin Samsuri (Caller 1: Mr. Adi) Muhammad Afiq Bin Mohd. Aris (Caller 2: Mr. Afiq) DJ Z: Hey, hey, hey. How’s everybody doing this morning? Today, you’re with me, DJ Z on Space FM, where there is no gravity, brought to you by Secret Nasa, providing you with the latest covert space technology! As usual, this morning is another segment of ‘Cook like a Pro’ teaching you the latest recipes- from the very most unusual to the most disgusting! So, let’s meet the man who’s doing it live on air, Chef Piin! So, chef, tell us more about yourself. Chef Piin: Thank you! Thank you! It took me a while to come here since you called me on my way to Africa to cook for hungry children there in order to avoid starvation, but since you insist, I’ve came here with the bodyguards you hired. Well, I had involved in Culinary Arts when I was 17 years old taking ICT as my major. It was a dream comes true. After that, I was denied from taking Masters in Culinary due to my degree certificate in programming. But, it did not made me quit, I studied Bakery and Pastry during my years in ‘Sugar N Spice’, a private college in the middle of Sarawak’s Rainforest. Years of training and hard work had earned me the title of ‘Best Chef in South-East Asia’. I’m quite happy about it. DJ Z: Er… Thank you for the intriguing...
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...beautiful. Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together. They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number? Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns! Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me. If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U? I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass. Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on. I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that. My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able...
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...BRIDGIT MENDLER LYRICS"Ready Or Not" -Hey H-Hey H-H-Hey (H-Hey) Oooooooooooooo I'm the kinda girl who doesn't say a word, Who sits at the curb and waits for the world But I'm about to break out, about to break out I'm like a crook tonight I caught you staring at me and I was thinking clearly Now I'm like a bee and I'm huntin' for the honey And I'm kinda shy but you're super fly yeah I could be your kryptonite Like ohh ohh ohh Light my heart up baby like a match stick Ohh ohh ohh And hit the gas quick Ready or not Here I come Where you at? The night is young In the crowd the music's loud but I will find you Ready or not Here I come I like your face Do you like my song? Just sing it la la la la la la and I'll find you Ready or not (Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh) Ready or not (Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh) Hello my name is... (Bridgit) Nice to meet you I think you're famous Where have I seen you? You'll be my William, I'll be your Kate Livin' like a fairytale We could have a palace right next to Oprah 37 cars and a yacht down in Boca Take me away wherever you say Yeah we could be setting sail Like ohh ohh ohh Light my heart up baby like a matchstick Ohh ohh ohh And hit the gas quick Ready or not Here I come Where you at? The night is young In the crowd the music's loud but I will find you Ready or not Here I come I like your face Do you like my song? Just sing it la la la la la la and I'll find you Ready or not (Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh) Ready or not, not (Oh...
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...Season 1 Episode 1 Sex and the city aired "Once upon a time an English journalist came to New York. Elizabeth was attractive and bright, and right away she hooked up with one of the city's eligible bachelors. The question remains, is this a company we want to own? Tim was 42. A well-liked and respected banker, who made about two million a year. They met one evening, in typical New York fashion, at a gallery opening. Like it? Yes, actually I think it's quite interesting. What? I feel like I know you. Oh, doubtful. I just moved here from London. Really? That's my favorite city. It is? Absolutely. It was love at first sight. You know, I think perhaps I have met you somewhere before. For two weeks they snuggled... went to romantic restaurants... had wonderful sex... and shared the most intimate secrets. One day, he took her to a house he saw in the New York Times. How about if we start at the top? There are four bedrooms upstairs. Do you have any children? Not yet. That day Tim popped the question. Would you like to meet my folks Tues-day night? I'd love to. On Tuesday he called with some bad news. My mother's not feeling very well. Oh, gosh, I'm sorry. Can we take a rain check? Of course. Tell your mum I hope she feels better. When she hadn't heard from him for two weeks, she called. Tim, it's Elizabeth. That's an awfully long rain check. He said he was up to his ears and that he'd call the next day. He never did call... Bastard. She told me one day over coffee. I don't understand...
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...A few minutes later, the trainer was still working on Bauer, and the delay had been extended since every HRD participant was in the clubhouse. 5 minutes later the derby started up, and Josh Donaldson destroyed the ball, and was up against Jose Ramirez in the final. “Hey Trev, come down here a second.” Edwin Encarnacion smirked. “Yeah sure what’s up dude?” Trevor asked. “Just come here.” Edwin croaked. Just then, the players in the dugout jumped, because of the loud boom, that sounded like a gunshot. Kluber was the first one down into the clubhouse and he saw someone in a Blue Jays hat, and a jersey that had the number 19. The two figures ran to the right, and all the All-Stars crowded into the bathroom. A voice echoed, “Stay back! I’m armed.” Then, Kluber broke the stall door down and the team pushed in and punched the figures. The figures eventually surrendered, and the final results were in. “It was Jose Bautista. He sabotaged Trevor Bauer’s drone, and he was found with a gun in his back...
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...knew for a fact that she was getting a cheese danish, they were quite famous for having that delicious quality. “Hello, I’m Kit! I would be your server for this lovely, Friday...
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...ok for you to hang out with” Jazen looked at Rose to see if she was alright with this. She nodded. Crystal smiled and said “thank you, so much!” she then hugged her father and mother then kissed them both on the cheek. Crystal then ran for the front door and went out to tell her friend the news. “She must really like this guy, if she wants us to meet him” Rose said looking at her husband. “I think your right about that.” Jazen replied. Out in the labyrinth like corridors, Crystal walked through the many halls of the building where everyone who was in Lady Harribells army lived. Lady Harribell is what she called her grandmother when they are in public. She only called her grandmother when they were not in public or they were in the human world on vacation. She...
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...No Pains, No Gains Walking in the shopping mall of Venetian, not like other tourists and how I felt before, I was nervous and intense. "Quickly, the shop is right there.” Hearing my companion’s words, I even felt more difficult to walk. After several steps I clearly saw that many customers were in that shop, and they looked like happy and enjoyable. Whether should I step into the shop, I was confused and at that moment a voice from the bottom of my heart said that, "you have no choice but to go.” Then, I took a deep breath and stepped into the shop without hesitation. The National Day was coming, for most people, it was an exciting news, but when the captain of our publicist organization told us that it was time for us to act, for we would hold a big evening party for celebrating the National Day, and our task was to find some sponsors to support our activity. You know it was my first year in the University, and it was not long before I became a member of the publicist organization in our school. I felt high pressure on my shoulders and I even couldn't breath. Many people ever had experience looking for sponsors to offer money or goods for their activities in their high schools, and for me, I never had that experience even didn't know the whole process to find sponsors. Who could I turn to for help? I was depressing. To finish the rough task as early as possible, we were divided into several groups. After a hot discussion, we finally came to an agreement that...
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...The hataina revolution 1700s- the French colony os saint domingue is the most lucrative colony in the world, at this time, more lucrative than the 13 colkonies. It’s slave- produced tropical crops- sugar, rum, cotton, tabacoo and indigo—generated w/ wealth. Near the end of the 18th century, 500,00- 700,000 people maily of western African origin were enslavd by the fench That was until one of the greatest leaders was born (baby cryis) Whats his name? His name is T L … years later On --- an unraise was started (sound of uprise) booko did a ceronmny after he said ----- was the begin of the revolution News speard quickly about the revolution(boat) -out of breath – did you hear about whats going on in Haiti what do you mean no ? the slaves are revolting . They are tired od being mistreated. Hey that gives me an idea may weshould revolt as well (revolt noise) Equipment’s (children laughing) Boy I tell ya aye. Yal children don’t know how good yal have it. A time ago black Caribbean people were not allowed to play and have fun. Fun?> what that is? Work, work , work and more work is more like it. If it wasn’t for that beautiful country called Haiti many countries properly would have still been slaving away like their ancestors. What do mean what I’m talking bout? Come , come, come let me update yinna. Oh hello. I guessing you want me to tell you the story as well. It all started during the 1700’s It’s was during this time that the French colony of saint Dominque...
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...of your fellow Americans I extend my deepest thanks. You exemplify a fine new crop of young Americans who will grow into the leaders of this great country. Butt-head: Huh huh huh huh. He said, "extend." Beavis: Oh, yeah. Share this Butt-head's Dad: Hey, one of you bastards got a match? Butt-head: Uh, yeah. My butt and your, uh, butt. Uh huh huh. Share this [after apprehending Butt-head] Agent Fleming: Agent Hurly, I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search. I'm talking Roto-Rooter. Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth. Share this Hoover Dam Guide: Now, can anybody tell me how much energy it takes to power Las Vegas? Beavis: Yeah, I just have a question. Um, is this a God dam? Share this [walking down hallway of the White House, stops at picture of Nixon and stares at it] Beavis: Are you threatening ME? Share this Concierge: [leading Beavis and Butt-head into their room] I'm sorry about that little misunderstanding, gentlemen. We didn't realize you were registered guests. If there's anything we can do to... Beavis: [sees TV and remote attached to table, tries to lift it] Damn it. This thing is stuck. Concierge: Sir, it's attached to the... Butt-head: You dumb-ass, let me try. Beavis: [stops] Hey, check it out. That guy's still standing there. [Concierge holds out hand, expecting tip] Butt-head: Uhh, could you, like, not stand there and stuff? Butt-head: [as soon as concierge leaves] Some people are dumb. Share this Tom Anderson: Boy, I...
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...from my jacket pocket to make sure I'm on time. 11:47, I read. Took me long enough to finish up those emails. The front desk job is one of the easiest jobs at the company but still can be highly stressful. Emails constantly needing to be sent. People constantly needing to be helped. I never get a break, except for this hour lunch. I work from 8 AM till 5 PM. I make it to the restaurant with two minutes to spare. I tell the hostess my last name and she leads me to the back of the building. The place is crowded. I see my mother, Kathryn, and sister, Florence, already seated at the table. "Thank you," I tell the hostess with a sweet smile. She leaves us with a head nod. "Hey mom," I greet her with a kiss on the cheek. "Hey dear." She pats on my arm lightly and kisses my cheek back. "Hey, sis." "Hello." We greet each other the same way--kisses on the cheek. I take a seat next to my sister. "How's work?" My mother asks, looking at the menu. I open my menu and go straight for the soups. "Busy. Everybody's trying to prepare for the big CEO to...
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...getting a little money, stuff starts getting a little weird like in my neighborhood. Sometimes I feel like a bit of an oddity. [amplified] And if you look to your left, you'll see the mythical and majestic Black Family out of their natural habitat and yet still thriving. Go ahead and wave. They'll wave right back. - Woman: They're smiling. Hi. Hello. - Man: The little ones are cute. They're just just amazing. Sometimes I worry that, in an effort to make it, black folks have dropped a little bit of their culture and the rest of the world has picked it up. They even renamed it "Urban". And in the "Urban" world, Justin Timberlake and Robin Thicke are R&B Gods, Kim Kardashian's the symbol for big butts, and asian guys are just unholdable on the dance floor. Come on! Big butts? R&B and dancing? Those were the black man's go-tos! - [tires screech] - I'm definitely not complaining. I love my life. And not that I want to go back to the days of being the big scary black guy. But I have to admit it did kind of have its advantages. SO1EO1 "Pilot" Even though we were close, my Pops had a weird way of showing he loved me. Hey,...
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...Short 'n' Simple Skits for actors or puppets Hansel & Gretel, by J. Jaquish - an easy play for 14 actors & a reader, about 15 - 20 minutes long. The Way I Remember It, by J. Jaquish - a medium difficulty play for age 6+; 13 or more actors, about 15 to 20 minutes. Little Orphan Annie (a scary poem acted out) by James Whitcomb Riley, adapted for stage by J. Jaquish. 5 to 7 children & 3 to 5 adults. Skits for Scouts, by R. Gary Hendra Taliban Pizza phone skit + Osama Bin Laden's Memo to Cavemates Skits & Other Plays at A-Z Scripts & Puppets for Home Schoolers Excellent Readers Theater Scripts by Aaron Shepard, Folk Tales & Historical Fiction, grades 3-9 Richard Nathan's Imaginative and Quirky Short and Long Plays, Horror and Science Fiction, etc. (small and medium size casts) CONTACT Jeannette Jaquish FunAntics Theater Scripts HOME PAGE ----------------------------------------------- If you like, Donate $1 to FunAntics at this link: ------------------------------------------------- Top of Form Bottom of Form --------------------------------------------------- Many comics make good short skits. Check out: Calvin & Hobbes (sold in book form now) and Dilbert and Zits for skits using ordinary clothing and few props. Other comics in the newspaper make good short skits. Make a Laugh-In Joke Wall (ask someone born before 1959 what Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In was). Slit a refrigerator box down one corner so you can open it up and...
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...Understanding rhetoric genres that include the genre comics, the article I have read is "launching into the future genres". In the comic they talk about the different magazine genres and how they are all different rhetorical choices. An important aspect is that academic displine includes many different genres as well as magazines, tv shows, poems, etc. Each type of genre has a different way that you should communicate. For an example texting is very informal unlike an email which is formal; to write an email you would write hello name but for texting you just write hey! Therefor when it comes to formal writing it could be taken and re-used which is called rhetorical velocity. Rhetorical velocity is defined as a third party being able recomposition...
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...Keep me in your Heart “Call it infatuation. Illusion. Obsession. Call it a nightmare, but call it love” It all started with one hello. The day when I met the most beautiful girl my eyes could ever see. Eya Montenegro, the girl that I adore all my life. Whenever she’s around my heart skips a beat, butterflies flood my tummy and I feel like I’m in heaven. I am Kevin Patrick Padua, the son of the Wilford University’s President. Many thought that I was a playboy, chick magnet perhaps but only one girl entered my heart and never once again left. One day, Eya or Ey walked into the gymnasium where I was playing basketball when suddenly the ball hit her right through the head. “Hey! What’s your problem?” Eya said. “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you.” I say. “Yeah you did.” She said and throws the ball right at me intentionally. “That was mean! I said sorry, remember? I will never again treat you right!” As I said this to her, she immediately walked away. On our chemistry class, we were given a project and assigned to a lab partner. Unfortunately, Eya is my lab partner. “You again?” She says. “It’s destiny my love” I say with a wink. “Ha ha, very funny” she says with a snobbish attitude. We hardly got ourselves into a conversation the whole class when suddenly she started talking, “So what’s your plan Mr. Padua?” “Let’s meet at my house and get this project over with” I say. “That’s a good idea, Saturday 2 pm? Is that okay?” she says. “That’s perfect.” I say. Saturday...
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