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1. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet9h
Today stats: 110 followers, 40 unfollowers via http://Unfollowers.me * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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2. Lee Min Zo † ‏@HiEnzow10 Nov
RT FOR SHOUTOUT. ( FOLLOW MO AKO, FOLLOW DIN KITA. ) Retweeted by Hi Crush ❤ * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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3. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet10 Nov
Today stats: 117 followers, 41 unfollowers via http://Unfollowers.me * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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4. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet9 Nov
Every gising is a new Blessing. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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5. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet9 Nov
Today stats: 122 followers, 34 unfollowers via http://Unfollowers.me * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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6. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet8 Nov
Happiest place on earth? Teka usog ka tabi tayo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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7. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet6 Nov
Dear crush, fall in love with me. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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8. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet5 Nov
Ung feeling na MU kayo ni crush. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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9. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet4 Nov
Dear Crush, Lagi nalang bang ganito tayo ang magdedmahan? Pansinin mo naman ako pls. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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10. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet4 Nov
Dear Crush, Can we be close? just like more than friends. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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11. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet4 Nov
Dear Crush, I miss you. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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12. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet4 Nov
Dear crush, Pansamantalang MAHAL kita kahit hindi TAYO. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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13. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet4 Nov
Dear Crush, Kelan mo kaya ako papansinin? :(( * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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14. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet3 Nov
Dear Crush, may pasok na bukas makikita rin ulit kita. :"> * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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15. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet3 Nov
SHORT HORROR STORY: May pasok na bukas. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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16. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet2 Nov
SEMBREAK = SEMBITIN * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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17. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet2 Nov
Dear monday, hindi na naman tayo bati. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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18. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet2 Nov
Pasukan na sa Monday. Pwede pa extend Sembreak? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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19. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet31 Oct
Pupunta lang ng sementeryo, todo make-up pa? Ano lalandiin mo yung patay? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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20. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet31 Oct
Yung todo smile ka sa picture tapos hindi ka pala nakuhanan. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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21. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet31 Oct
What is BEAUTY if your CAMERA is 360. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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22. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet30 Oct
S-leepful nights E-xam free M-orning smile B-atugan mode R-estful days E-ndless gala A-nd lastly K-ahirapan (No Baon, No Allowance) * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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23. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet30 Oct
SEMBREAK = SEMBORED * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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24. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet30 Oct
Yung gusto mo, pero di mo magawa. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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25. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet30 Oct
STATUS: Is in a relationship with FOOD. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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26. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet29 Oct
MU = Mukang Unggoy * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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27. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet29 Oct
Good News: Walang pasok. Bad News: Wala ka namang pera. Worse News: NGANGA ka lang sa bahay * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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28. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet29 Oct
No Class No Cash No Crush </3 * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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29. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet29 Oct
Dear Crush, kelan mo kaya ako mapapansin? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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30. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet27 Oct
Sembreak=TAGHIRAP
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31. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet27 Oct
Lovelife? Jusko, pera ang kailangan ko ngayon! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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32. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet26 Oct
Dont judge me by my mistakes * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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33. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet26 Oct
Sembreak = NGANGA * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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34. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet26 Oct
Part time job ngayong sembreak: Utusan ni Nanay at Tatay. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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35. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet25 Oct
FACT: Mabilis maubos ang pera kapag nabaryahan na. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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36. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet25 Oct
Best friend breakups are worse than relationship breakups. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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37. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet24 Oct
WORST FEELING: Being compared. Being ignored. Being rejected. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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38. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet24 Oct
Dear Best Friends, No matter how crazy you are, I'm still going to love you. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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39. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet24 Oct
Yung ikaw na lang ang SINGLE sa barkada mo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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40. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet24 Oct
Ang PAGMAMAHAL ko sayo parang SIRANG ELECTRIC FAN. Yung tipong hindi lilingon sa iba, steady lang. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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41. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet24 Oct
TURN ON: Yung lalaking full of surprises. Eh iniwan ka bigla. Nakakasurprise nga. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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42. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet24 Oct
"A negative mind will never give you a positive mind." * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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43. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet24 Oct
Dear Crush,balang araw marerealize mo na ang malas mo dahil pinakawalan mo pa ako. #Assuming * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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44. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet24 Oct
Dear Crush,Im still waiting for you <3 * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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45. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet23 Oct
Anong feeling na MU kayo ni crush? Paki-explain"LabYu! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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46. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet23 Oct
Dear Crush,ikaw ang number one distraction ko.kahit nagaaral ako laging nasa isip ko ikaw :) * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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47. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet23 Oct
Dear Crush,I hope you like me too :) * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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48. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet23 Oct
Dear Crush,kahit isang I Love You lang nmn dyan <3 * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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49. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet23 Oct
Dear Crush,bakit sa bestfriend ko pa ikaw nagkagusto. :( * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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50. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet23 Oct
RT kung sembreak nyo na. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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51. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet23 Oct
Dear Crush,sana naging aso ka nalang para pag tinakbuhan kita habol-habulin mo ako <3 * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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52. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet23 Oct
Dear Crush,sana maappreciate mo yung sobrang titig ko halos hindi na pumikit masilayan lng ang mga ngiti mo at ang panay sunod ko sayo :) * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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53. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet23 Oct
Dear Crush,bigyan mo naman ako ng isang matamis na smile :) onti lang <3 * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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54. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet23 Oct
Dear Crush,wag kang suplado/suplada kailan man hindi mo yan kinaganda at kinagwapo ( * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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55. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet23 Oct
Dear Crush,hindi ko na kailangan kumain ng marami at masasarap na pagkain,Dahil sa ngiti mo lang busog na ako <3 * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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56. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet23 Oct
Dear Crush, anong kwenta ng unli ko, kung di naman ikaw ang katext ko. <3 Yieee! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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57. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet23 Oct
Dear Crush, pwede ka bang makatabi pag may exam? Coz I feel perfect beside you. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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58. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet23 Oct
Dear Crush,bakit anhirap mong lapitan pero titigan wagas?Paki-explain*LAB U! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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59. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet23 Oct
Dear Crush, pag nakita kita, papakainin kita ng madaming kalabasa nang luminaw ang mata mo at makita mong andito lang ako para sa'yo :) * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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60. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet23 Oct
Dear Crush, para kang EXAM sa school. Kung hindi ako napapa-NGANGA, minsan hanggang titig na lang talaga. <3 * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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61. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet23 Oct
Dear Crush, you were the best thing that's NEVER been mine. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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62. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet23 Oct
Dear Crush, sa bawat pagngiti at pagtawa mo, hinihiling ko na sana ang dahilan ay ako... :) * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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63. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet23 Oct
Dear Crush,wag ka ngang masydong lumapit sa akin Pinapatay mo ako sa kilig.Wala pa nmn akong Life Insurance. <3 * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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64. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet22 Oct
Dear Crush,hanggang tingin lng ba ako sayo at stalker mo?sana naman mapansin mo ako. :( * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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65. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet22 Oct
Dear Crush,balang araw magkakagusto ka rin sa akin.TIWALA lang <3 * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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66. Hi Crush ❤ ‏@kiligtweet22 Oct
Dear Crush,wag ka ngang lumayo sa akin dito ka nga sa tabi ko <3 * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks28 Oct
MUSIC = Stress reliever. ♫♪ * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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2. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks28 Oct
"PAPEL" - numero unong problema ng mga estudyante. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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3. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks28 Oct
Yung bati kayo ni MONDAY ngayon! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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4. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks28 Oct
"DI KO GETS!" - linya na kadalasang maririnig tuwing math class. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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5. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks28 Oct
Yung kaibigan mong parang alien tumawa. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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6. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks28 Oct
Aminin mo, pag nao-OP ka kinukuha mo phone mo tapos nagkukunwari kang nagtetext. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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7. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks28 Oct
RETWEET KUNG GINISING KA NA NI PAPA GOD! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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8. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks28 Oct
Another day! RT kung ginising ka ni Papa God. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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9. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Wag kalilimutang kausapin si PAPA GOD bago matulog! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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10. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Yung kaibigan mong bigla nalang nagbago. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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11. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
"PERA" - tanging papel na mahirap punitin. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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12. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
"PAGKAIN" - dahilan kung bakit nauubos ang pera mo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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13. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Ang Crush parang MATH yan. Pag hindi mo makuha, Tignan mo nalang. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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14. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
FACT : Hindi natatapos ang isang buong araw na di ka kumakanta. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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15. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Yung moment na, "1 2 3 smile!" "Ay naka-video pala wait. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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16. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
ENGLISH: My attitude is based on how you treat me. TAGALOG: Ang ugali ko ay base kung paano mo ako ilibre. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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17. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Sa barkada, iba iba man ang ugali, nagkakasundo pa rin. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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18. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Sa mga hindi SNOB, Add nyo ko sa sa fb! http://facebook.com/thetimoca Usap tayo ngayon! :) * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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19. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
ANG GUSTO KO SA TWITTER, WALA SYANG GAME REQUEST! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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20. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Yung sesermonan ka muna bago ka payagan. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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21. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Maganda ka? Sus! Camera 360 lang ang nagdala. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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22. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
WORST FEELING: Being compared. Being ignored. Being rejected. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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23. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Masarap kasama ang Barkada, Wala mang pera, Busog naman sa katatawa. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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24. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
"TORPE - Lalaking marunong mahiya, marunong maghintay at higit sa lahat seryoso magmahal." * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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25. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Group study daw, naging daldalan lang. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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26. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Yung wala kang pakialam sa itsura mo pag nasa bahay ka lang. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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27. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
"BAON" - a force that motivates you to go to school. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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28. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Sinubukan ko lang naman mag-Twitter eh. Malay ko ba na maa-adik ako. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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29. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
BEST LIE EVER: "Malapit na ako". * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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30. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
BEST PANGARAP: Ang kumain ng kumain pero hindi tumataba. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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31. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Dear KATAMARAN, bestfriends forever? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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32. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
NOON: Kaibigan ang labasan ng sama ng loob. NGAYON: Twitter na! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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33. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Lovelife? Jusko, pera ang kailangan ko ngayon! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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34. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
BANYO = labasan ng mga hidden talents. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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35. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Hindi pangit ang sulat ko, may sarili lang talaga akong font. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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36. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Dear KASIPAGAN, Hindi ko na alam kung saan kita naiwan. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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37. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Noon: Todo asaran, tawanan. Ngayon: Wala ng pansinan! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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38. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Dito sa twitter, may diary ka na, may newspaper ka pa. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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39. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Salamat CELLPHONE, dahil andyan ka palagi tuwing nasa awkward situation ako sa mga public places. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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40. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Mabuti pa ang pera, may tao. Pero ang tao, walang pera! </3 * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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41. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Yung hindi mo alam kung BORED kaba o GUTOM lang. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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42. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
KAIBIGAN : Camera mo, picture nila. Magagalit pa pag hindi mo na-upload agad. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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43. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Malapit na undas, USO NANAMAN YANG MUKHA MO! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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44. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
"BARKADA" - 7 letra, pero libu-libo ang saya pag sila ang kasama. ♥ * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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45. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
"DI KO GETS!" - linya na kadalasang maririnig tuwing math class. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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46. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
FACEBOOK: Selfie. INSTAGRAM: Pagkain. TWITTER: Sama ng LOOB! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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47. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Yung lagi kang gutom? -.-" * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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48. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
✔Singer sa banyo. ✔Dancer sa kwarto. ✔Model sa salamin. Ganyan tayo eh! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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49. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Ang taong mababait... Expectation: Pinapahalagahan. Reality: Inaabuso. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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50. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Fact: Madaldal ako pag naging close tayo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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51. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Dito sa twitter, walang basagan ng tweets! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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52. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
"T.V" - ang background music mo kapag nagtu-twitter ka. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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53. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Yung hindi mo alam kung BORED kaba o GUTOM lang. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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54. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
REAL TALK: Sarap sa feeling na nagegets mo yung Lesson niyo sa Math. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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55. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
"LIBRE KITA" - Pang-akit sa mga makakapal ang mukha at mga punyeta mong kaklase na ayaw kang samahan! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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56. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Lord, sabi ko po DIMPLES, hindi PIMPLES. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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57. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Panliligaw noon: - IGIB SA POSO - SIBAK NG KAHOY - BAYO NG PALAY Panliligaw ngayon: - HANAP - USAP - DEAL * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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58. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Yung "Oo" ka nalang nang "Oo" kahit hindi mo naiintindihan, basta matapos lang yung usapan. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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59. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Condolence po sa lahat ng nasabihan ng FOREVER. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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60. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Ang taong may problema, sa twitter nagdadrama. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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61. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Hindi porket SEMBREAK, di ka na maliligo! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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62. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
DEFINE SAYANG: Magandang tomboy. Gwapong bakla. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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63. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Yung panandaliang bati kayo ni MONDAY kasi SEMBREAK na! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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64. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Utos here. Utos there. Utos everywhere #SembreakMoments * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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65. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Nakakapagod maging estudyante pero MASAYA. Agree? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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66. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Niloloko ka lang nya. Honesto, Promise! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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67. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Dear Girls, hindi porket Lalaki sila, sila na lagi ang gagawa ng effort. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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68. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Ang relasyong nakuha sa landi, masisira din nang dahil sa landi. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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69. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Pahalagahan mo yung tao hangga't nasa'yo pa. Baka kasi mamaya magtaka ka kung bakit siya umayaw sayo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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70. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks27 Oct
Porket Sembreak, Hindi kana rin maliligo? Grabe ka naman. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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71. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks26 Oct
“AKIN KA LANG HA?" - Mga salitang selfish pakinggan, pero nakakakilig naman. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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72. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks26 Oct
Ang feelings, pinaparamdam. Hindi dinadaan sa GM. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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73. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks26 Oct
People change. Friends become enemies. Things go wrong, but life goes on. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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74. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks26 Oct
TANDAAN: Iba ang maganda sa maputi lang. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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75. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks26 Oct
Sometimes, the best way to stay close to someone you love is to stay as "FRIENDS" * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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76. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks26 Oct
FACEBOOK: Selfie. INSTAGRAM: Pagkain. TWITTER: Sama ng LOOB. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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77. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks26 Oct
Seing your EX with someone uglier than you. AWESOME! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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78. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks26 Oct
"Masarap mainlove, pero mas masarap kumain." * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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79. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks26 Oct
"Yung mga taong ang lakas ng loob mang-asar, pero kapag sila ang inaasar, PIKON naman!" * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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80. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks26 Oct
Sayang yung mga babaeng maganda tapos malandi. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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81. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks26 Oct
Fact: Madalas, kung sino pa yung loyal sa isang relasyon, siya pa ang iniiwan. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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82. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks26 Oct
Masarap magkaroon ng kaibigan na magaling magpatawa. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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83. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks26 Oct
Isa sa pinaka mahirap na hamon sa buhay ay ang magjoke sa taong SLOW. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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84. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks26 Oct
Dear Girls, hindi porket Lalaki sila, sila na lagi ang gagawa ng effort. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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85. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Wag kalilimutang pasalamatan si Papa GOD bago matulog! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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86. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Sana pwedeng ulitin ang nakaraan... Nakaraan. Nakaraan. Nakaraan. Ay, pwede naman pala! =)))) * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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87. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Juan: Pare uwi na ko. Gusto ko na hubarin panty ng misis ko. Pedro: Hahaha! Hot na hot ka na ba pare? Juan: Hindi pare! Masikip sa'kin! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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88. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
I'm still waiting for the day that I will actually use x² + y +8 [(x + 2y ² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9 in real life. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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89. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Huwag ka na umaasa na rereplyan ka... Tinulugan ka na nun. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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90. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Sa picture, WOW! Sa personal, AW! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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91. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Knock Knock! Who's there? 1234567. 1234567 who? Got to believe in Magic, tell me one two three four five six seven. Aminin mo! Kumanta ka! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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92. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Yung taong 3 in 1 ... ✓ Magulang kung magalit, ✓ Best friend kung makipagkulitan. ✓ Tapos, Parang Asawa kung magmahal. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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93. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Maria Mercedes Maria Honda Maria Toyota * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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94. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Dear HAHA, Thank you for always being there when I don't know what to say. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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95. PUBLICITYASIA ‏@PRAsiaWorldwide25 Oct iFEVER: GLOBE Telecom @enjoyGLOBE lets YOU choose your color http://prasiaworldwide.com/globe-telecom-to-roll-out-the-brand-new-edition-iphone-5s-and-5c/ … | #ChooseYourColor with #GLOBEiPhone5S or #GLOBEiPhone5C Retweeted by PINOY JOKES™ ‏ * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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96. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Ang feelings, pinaparamdam. Hindi dinadaan sa GM. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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97. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
May abs ka nga, mukha ka namang kargador. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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98. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Normal kang tao pero kapag kasama mo barkada mo nagiging abnormal ka. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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99. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Malapit na Undas, uso na naman yang mukha mo. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA- HAPPY HALLOWEEN! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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100. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Tanga na nga sa pag-ibig tanga pa sa math! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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101. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Gusto mo gumanda? I-off mo yung ilaw. Wow, ikaw na maganda. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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102. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Nung nakita kita, napa WOW ako. WOW, MAY INSIDIOUS 3 NA AGAD? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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103. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
"Masaya talaga pag tunay na kaibigan ang kasama." * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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104. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
The best pa rin talaga ang highschool life♥ Agree? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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105. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
"Nak, kain na" "Opo" "Nak, kain na!" "Andyan na po!" "Isa pa, ipapakain ko talaga sayo yang computer mo!" "Logout na po" #relate? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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106. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Sa barkada, iba iba man ang ugali, nagkakasundo pa rin. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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107. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Online ka, online siya at online ang mahal niya. Asa ka pa. Log out na. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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108. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
M.U. Kayo? Halata naman eh, Malalanding Unggoy. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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109. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
F.E.A.R has two meanings: ❒ Forget Everything And Run. ❒ Face Everything And Rise. The choice is yours. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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110. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Hindi lahat ng plastik narerecycle, yung iba nakakausap mo pa. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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111. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Sa Jollibee: Bida ang saya. Sa magkakaibigan: Bida ang shunga. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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112. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
WORST FEELING: Being compared. Being ignored. Being rejected. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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113. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
BARKADA - 7 letra, pero libu-libo ang saya pag sila ang kasama. ♥ * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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114. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Ang tunay na maganda, sa ugali pa lang pamatay na. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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115. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Puro pagwapo, puro pa-cool, wala namang binatbat sa klase. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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116. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
FACT: Kadalasan ng EFFORT sa umpisa lang. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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117. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Yung icha-chat ka lang para magpa-like. Sapakin kaya kita! YOU LIKE? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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118. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
KAIBIGAN : Camera mo, picture nila. Magagalit pa pag hindi mo na-upload agad. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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119. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Pagkain. Pagkain. Pagkain. Ang sarap sarap kumain. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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120. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
FACEBOOK: Selfie. INSTAGRAM: Pagkain. TWITTER: Sama ng LOOB. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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121. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
HUEHUE - Tawa ng mga Mongoloid. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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122. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Yung lalaking magbabakla-baklaan mapasaya lang yung taong mahal niya. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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123. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Dear KASIPAGAN, Hindi ko na alam kung saan kita naiwan. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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124. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Hindi ako maliit. Matangkad ka lang talaga! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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125. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Yung selfie picture na may nakalagay na quote. ANONG KONEK TEH? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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126. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Sana pwedeng i-DONATE ang mga PIMPLES. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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127. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Ang babae, hindi yan panty na papalitan mo araw-araw. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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128. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Daming daldal sa text, sa personal naman nganga. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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129. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Pag nasa bahay, BORING. Pag nasa school, NAKAKATAMAD. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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130. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Bago mag react alamin muna ang buong storya. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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131. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Masyado kang maganda para iyakan ang isang taong walang kwenta. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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132. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
TOP 5 WISHES NG MGA PILIPINO: 1. MAGKA-PERA 2. PUMAYAT 3. LOVELIFE 4. MAG INCREASE ANG HEIGHT 5. WALANG PASOK * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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133. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
ELEMENTARY = MEMORABLE HIGH SCHOOL = UNFORGETABLE COLLEGE = STRESSFUL * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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134. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Kapag umiiyak ng mag-isa, okay lang. Kapag tumatawa ng mag-isa, SHABU PA! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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135. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Salamat Twitter sa pakikinig ng mga hinanakit ko. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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136. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
CURRENT STATUS: Gutom * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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137. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Puro ka TURN OFF/TURN ON. Syotain mo nalang kaya yung switch?

1. Crazy times + Crazy friends = A memory you will never forget. ♥ * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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2. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
If your ex’s talk shit about you, they just miss you. Cause if they really didn’t give a damn, they would have nothing to say. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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3. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
IKAW: Pwede po bang... NANAY MO: Hindi pwede! *END of CONVERSATION* * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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4. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Hanga ako sa lalaking kahit pikon na pikon na sa ugali ng girlfriend niya, nakukuha paring ngumiti at magpasensya. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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5. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Ang tunay na boyfriend kahit maangas, si girlfriend pa rin ang batas. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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6. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
HIGHSCHOOL STUDENT: Saya siguro maging college student. COLLEGE STUDENT: Sana highschool nalang ulit ako. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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7. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
GIRL: Selos! Selos! Puro ka nalang selos! Kelan ka ba titigil sa kakaselos mo? BOY: Kapag di na kita mahal! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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8. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
I miss when math was 2+2 (not 3X+7=4X+6) * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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9. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Gwapo: Hi Miss Girl: Hello Gwapo: May boyfriend ka na ba? Girl: *kinilig* Wala pa! Gwapo: Daig pa kita teh, ako meron! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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10. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Jollibee Yum: Unang kagat malalasap ang tunay na sarap! Kanto’s Burger: Unang kagat, Tinapay lahat! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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11. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Hindi lahat ng break, malungkot. - HELLO SEMBREAK! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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12. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Yung moment na sa twitter mo lang nailalabas yung feelings mo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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13. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Hindi ako tamad, hindi ko lang bet ang mapagod. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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14. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Mga taong hanggang parinig lang. Kawawa! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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15. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
My twitter. My freedom. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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16. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Current emotion: I need money. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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17. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
Twitter = Online Diary. ☑ * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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18. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks25 Oct
EVERY GISING IS A BLESSING #TGIF * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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19. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
Realtalk: Girls fall in love with the person who first comforts them. ☑ * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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20. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
Money can buy happiness, it's called food. ♥ * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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21. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
Yung pwede mong kausapin ang sarili mo dito sa twitter. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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22. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
Gusto mo ba ng Shoutout? . . . . Paki-Favorite lang po yung LAST TWEET ni @Timothy0ca tapos tweet nyo ko pag tapos na. iche-check ko! :) * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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23. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
Yung pakalat-kalat na lang yung cellphone mo kapag walang load. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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24. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
Kain ng kain tapos pag tumaba magrereklamo. Ayos yan! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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25. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
Sa barkada, nilalait kana, Tumatawa ka pa. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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26. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
Mas ok ng Walang Lovelife kesa Walang WiFi. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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27. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
Naghahanap kaba ng mga Motivational Quotes? Marami yan dito --> @starmometer follow nyo sila ang gaganda ng mga QUOTES nila promise! :) * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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28. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
Hindi lahat ng plastik narerecycle, yung iba nakakausap mo pa. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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29. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
Real talk: Once you fall in love there's no going back to being just friends. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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30. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
A trust . . . . . . . . Abante! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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31. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
Gusto mo ba ng SHOUTOUT? . . . . . Favorite mo muna yung LAST TWEET ni @Timothy0ca pipili ako ng 10, iche-check ko ha. Game! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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32. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
BEST FEELING: Friday na bukas! ♥ * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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33. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
"FACT: Madaldal ako kapag naging close tayo." * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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34. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
Dear Mom, because of you I am what I am today, thank you, I love you. ♥ * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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35. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
BEST FEELING....PASADO KA SA MATH! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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36. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
Twitter = Online Diary. ☑ * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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37. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
Part time job ngayong sembreak: Utusan ni Nanay at Tatay. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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38. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
Yung kami na, kaya lang bigla akong nagising, panaginip lang pala </3 * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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39. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
REAL TALK: Sarap sa feeling na nagegets mo yung Lesson niyo sa Math. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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40. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
Yung feel na feel mo ang pagkanta kahit maling mali ang lyrics mo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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41. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
Pag ang babae nagselos ngingiti lang yan kahit ang sakit-sakit na. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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42. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
FACT: Wala kang pake sa itsura mo kapag nasa bahay ka. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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43. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
SA BARKADA? Yun yung mamamatay na kami sa kakatawa, pero LOADING parin yung isa. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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44. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
“BARKADA" - Pangalawa kong pamilya. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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45. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
Kapag nagalit si Teacher at nag walkout. Elementary : Umiiyak. Highschool : Nagsisisihan. College : Yes! Uwian na! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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46. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
Walang katweet + Walang katext + Walang magawa = SOBRANG BORING! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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47. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
Tawa ka ng tawa, pero masaya ka ba talaga? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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48. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
JUAN: Nay,gusto ko ngayong birthday ko special dapat message mo sa kin yung tipong maiiyak ako ha. NANAY: Anak, ampon ka… * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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49. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
"FACT: Nakakapagod maging estudyante pero, MASAYA!" * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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50. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
"ALAMAT ng SAYOTE" Ate: knino toh? Bunso: Sayo teh *The End * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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51. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
TELEPONO:Krrringg! Krrringg! AMO:Inday sagutin mo ang telepono baka yung chicks na naman ng sir mo yan! INDAY:Si Mam tlaga,pinapagselos ako! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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52. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks24 Oct
Gusto mo ba ng Shoutout? . . . . . Favorite mo lang yung LAST TWEET ni @Timothy0ca tapos che-check ko! Shoutout agad kita. Game! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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53. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks23 Oct
Kung nagagawa mung hindi tumawa sa mga jokes na natawanan mo na, bakit di mo subukang wag ng umiyak sa taong naiyakan mo na. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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54. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks23 Oct
Sana balang araw magkaroon ng FEEDING PROGRAM para sa mga taong gutom sa PAGMAMAHAL. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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55. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks23 Oct
Di lahat ng SWEET sayo ibig sabihin MAHAL ka na. May mga tao lang talagang gawa sa ASUKAL... Na nakalagay sa PLASTIC. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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56. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks23 Oct
Ang buhay natin parang telenovela, laging may KONTRABiDA. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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57. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks23 Oct
Ang batang mabait may kailangan.. Ang Syotang Malambing may kasalanan. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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58. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks23 Oct
Ang pag-ibig ay parang TSINELAS. Kahit anong dami ng sapatos mo, pag-uwi mo, TSINELAS parin ang hahanapin mo * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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59. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks23 Oct
Minsan, kahit gaano pa karami ang nagawa mong kabutihan. Sa isang pagkakamali mo lang, maaari kang mahusgahan. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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60. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks23 Oct
DEADMATHOLOGY -Propesyon kung saan magaling si Crush. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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61. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks23 Oct
Yung pag may "ALL OF THE ABOVE" sa choices ng exam, feeling mo yun ang tamang sagot. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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62. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks23 Oct
MMK - Mas Masarap Kumain. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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63. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks23 Oct
Define SAYANG: Maganda kaso Tomboy! Gwapo kaso BAKLA! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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64. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks23 Oct
Juan nahuling may kodigo... PROF:Ano to? JUAN:Prayer ko po,mam! PROF:At bakit answers ang nakasulat? JUAN:Naku! Sinagot na ang prayers ko! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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65. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks23 Oct
Tatay: Ano tong nasa exam mo? Bakit F? Anak: Ah, tay FASADO ibig sabihin nyan! Tatay: Ganun ba, akala ko FERFECT * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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66. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks23 Oct
Sa harap ng Statue of Liberty... ITALIAN: Magnifico! BRITISH: Brilliant! AMERICAN: Amazing! PINOY: Picture! Picture! Pang-Facebook! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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67. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks23 Oct
Habang nanunuod si Yaya ng Beauty Contest sa isang sikat na noontime TV show: "Yuck! Kadiri! Ano ba yan?! Mukhang katulong!"

1. BOY: Miss Globe ka ba? GIRL: ay alam ko yan! Kasi ako ang mundo mo? BOY: Makikitext lang ako tanga! landi nito. #Boom * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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2. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks23 Oct
"PANAKIP BUTAS LANG PALA AKO" - Panty * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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3. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks23 Oct
"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Lasengga" "Lasengga who?" "All lasengga ladies. All lasengga ladies.." * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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4. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks23 Oct
TURN ON: Yung babaeng kahit hindi mag makeup, ang GANDA pa rin. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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5. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks23 Oct
Aminin mo! Kumakapal ang mukha mo pag nandyan ang mga kaibigan mo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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6. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks23 Oct
I hate the feeling of being rejected and taken for granted. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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7. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks23 Oct
Tatahimik bigla. Nagseselos na pala. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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8. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks23 Oct
Dito talaga sa twitter di uso yung “ORIGINALITY”. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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9. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks23 Oct
Current emotion: I need money. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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10. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks23 Oct
"Yung feeling na pinakilig ka lang niya pero wala talaga siyang balak na mahalin ka." * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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11. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks23 Oct
"Don't forget to pray. God is good." * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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FREE: Globe Telecom @enjoyGLOBE to offer complimentary FACEBOOK access to subscribers http://prasiaworldwide.com/globe-telecom-sets-another-unprecedented-record-ties-up-with-social-media-giant-facebook/ … | pic.twitter.com/lHFPbA9tX2 Retweeted by PINOY JOKES™ ‏

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RETWEET KUNG GINISING KANA NI PAPA GOD. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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14. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
Post mo, Like mo, Comment mo! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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15. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
Maganda ka? Oh! San banda? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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16. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
Dear heart, please stop falling in love with people I can't get :( * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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17. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
Turn On: Babaeng naka braces pero walang bagang. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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18. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
Kung makalait ka akala mo ang ganda-ganda mo! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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19. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
F.R.I.E.N.D.S: (F)ght for you. (R)espect you. (I)nvolve you. (E)ncourage you. (N)eed you. (D)eserve you. (S)ave you. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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20. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
Sho kelangan kapag nakabreshes ganito magshalita? Sherryusli? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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21. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
Yung moment na may nakita kang luma mong picture at masasabe mo nalang "Shet ako toh? Eeeew!" * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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22. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
Giving your virginity won’t make him stay. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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23. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
"Yung pag may "All Of The Above" sa choices yun na agad ang isinasagot mo." * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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24. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
Mas maganda ang isang babae pag walang arte. ♥ * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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25. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
Yung moment na, "1 2 3 smile!" "Ay naka-video pala wait. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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26. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
AWKWARD MOMENT: Yung hindi mo mabasa sariling sulat mo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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27. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
Kumakapal ang mukha mo pag nandyan ang mga kaibigan mo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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28. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
I'd rather to have NO FRIENDS than FAKE FRIENDS * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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29. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
Kapag may pera, walang lakad. Kapag walang pera, may lakad! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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30. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
"PROMISE" Pinaka-paasang salita. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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31. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
1.46-1.75 Cum Laude 1.21-1.45 Magna Cum Laude 1.00-1.20 Summa Cum Laude 3.00 Summa Bit 5.00 Summa Blay * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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32. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
"DEFINE TWITTER: LUGAR NG PATAMA." * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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33. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
"T.V" - ang background music mo kapag nagtu-twitter ka." * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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34. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
Yung feeling na galit na galit ka na tapos nabulol ka pa. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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35. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
Everybody has their own bad side. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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36. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
Yung sana magkatotoo lahat ng imaginations mo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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37. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
FACT: Wala kang pake sa itsura mo kapag nasa bahay ka. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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38. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
BARKADA: Sila yung dahilan ng pag sakit ng tiyan mo dahil sa kakatawa. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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39. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
Basta single, magaling mag-advice. Agree? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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40. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
Yung pwede mong kausapin ang sarili mo dito sa twitter. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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41. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
"Yung pakalat-kalat na lang yung cellphone mo kapag walang load." * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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42. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
Kaibigan? Yun yung manghihingi ng pagkain mo at pagbalik sayo, UBOS NA! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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43. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
"Kapag minura kita ibig sabihin close na tayo." * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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44. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
Wow! Dami likes nung picture, ang famous naman ng cleavage mo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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45. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
Yung mga feeling gwapo. Sarap hampasin ng tubo! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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46. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
An ugly personality will always ruin a beautiful face. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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47. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
Ang ganda ng stolen shot mong planado. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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48. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
"High School" - pinaka masayang yugto ng buhay estudyante. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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49. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
Yung feel na feel mo ang pagkanta kahit maling mali ang lyrics mo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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50. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
Sa barkada, parang magkakakonekta ang utak. Isang tingin lang, TAWA na agad. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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51. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
Ang babae kapag kinikilig, mahirap pakalmahin. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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52. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
My best friend's problems are my problems. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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53. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
Worst Feeling : SEMBREAK NA SILA pero kayo HINDI PA! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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54. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
Hindi lahat ng “GOODBYE” ay nakakalungkot. Example. “GOODBYE CLASS”. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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55. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
Nung sinabe kong MAHAL KITA, Alam ko namang masaya ka! Kasi sinabi mo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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56. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
Kapag ang lalaki ang kinilig, ngingiti lang yan. Kapag ang babae naman ang kinilig, BUGBOG ANG KATABI! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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57. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
Pag Math: EXAMPLES: Gets na Gets EXAM: Puta! Tinuro ba to?! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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58. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks22 Oct
Nagsimula sa asaran :"> . . . . . . . Ayun nagsapakan! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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59. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks21 Oct
Mahirap mag-joke sa taong SLOW. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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60. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks21 Oct
☐ Single. ☐ Taken. ☑ Tired of getting hurt. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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61. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks21 Oct
PURO KA CRUSH, KAYA PATI GRADES MO AYAN NAG-CRASH. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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62. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks21 Oct
"PROMISE" Pinaka-paasang salita. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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63. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks21 Oct
May mga taong sweet sayo, pero kaibigan lang pala ang tingin sayo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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64. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks21 Oct
Minsan tinotopak na lang talaga tayo ng walang dahilan. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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65. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks21 Oct
I don't trust words. I trust actions. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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66. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks21 Oct
Yung kaibigan mong the best magpatawa. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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67. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks21 Oct
Yung pakalat-kalat na lang yung cellphone mo kapag walang load. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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68. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks21 Oct
BROCCOLI: Para akong Puno. WALNUT: Para raw akong utak. MUSHROOM: Mukha raw akong payong. Banana: Change topic nga! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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69. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks21 Oct
Sa school antok na antok, sa bahay hindi makatulog. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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70. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks21 Oct
Mas madaling patawarin ang mga taong marunong umamin. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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71. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks21 Oct
TORPE - Lalaking marunong mahiya, marunong maghintay at higit sa lahat seryoso magmahal. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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72. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks21 Oct
I love my friends, not matter what. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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73. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks21 Oct
"Normal people laugh: Hehe *cute smile*... Me laughing: HAHAHAHAHAHA *claps hands like a retarded seal" * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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74. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks21 Oct
I was born to tell you I love you  * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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75. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks21 Oct
"Bata : Pabili po ng Safeguard !! Tindera : Aba! Wag kang sumigaw hindi ako bingi! Ano bang Simcard? Globe o Tm?" 1. "T.V" - ang background music mo kapag nagtu-twitter ka. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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2. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks21 Oct
Basta Single. Babad sa Internet! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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3. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks21 Oct
1. TITINGIN KA 2. TITINGIN SIYA 3. LILIHIS KA NG TINGIN 4. TALIKOD 5. SABAY NGITI :"> * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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4. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks21 Oct
Loving you is harder than you know! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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5. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks21 Oct
R E T W E E T if you don't smoke cigarettes. ┊┊┊┊┊┊┊┊◢◤┊┊┊╭╯╭╯ ┊┏━━━┳━◢◤━━━┓╯╭╯┊ ┊┗━━━┻◢◤━━━━┛┈╯┊┊ ┊┊┊┊┊◢◤┊┊┊┊┊┊┊┊┊┊ and proud of it. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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6. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks21 Oct
Lovelife? Ano yun? Gadget ba yun? Bat wala ako nun? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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7. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks21 Oct
"Ayiee" ng "ayiee", nagseselos na pala. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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8. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks21 Oct
Nothing is more cute than a shy guy trying to tell you in his nervousness that he loves you :"> * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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9. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks21 Oct
It takes over a billion people to complete the world. but it only takes you to complete mine. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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10. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks21 Oct
Bakit ang landi mo? Paki explain! Pakyu. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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11. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks20 Oct
Sana kapag mahal mo ang isang tao, automatic mamahalin ka rin niya. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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12. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks20 Oct
An ugly personality will always ruin a beautiful face. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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13. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks20 Oct
Believe with your eyes, not with your ears. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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14. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks20 Oct
"Ayiee" ng "ayiee", nagseselos na pala. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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15. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks20 Oct
Define Twitter: Lugar kung saan pwedeng kang magsalita ng magsalita. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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16. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks20 Oct
Nagpost ka para sa isang tao, tapos iba yung natamaan. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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17. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks20 Oct
Pangiti-ngiti lang yan pero nasasaktan na yan. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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18. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks20 Oct
Me + ☊ = Don't try to talk to me. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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19. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks20 Oct
Girls with no make up are the prettiest. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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20. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks20 Oct
God is never too busy to answer our prayers. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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21. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks20 Oct
Yung feeling na hindi niya pinapansin yung nararamdaman mo sa kanya. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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22. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks20 Oct
AKO NAGSESELOS? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OO :( * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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23. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks20 Oct
Kumakapal ang mukha mo pag nandyan ang mga kaibigan mo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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24. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks20 Oct
Pimples no more. All thanks to camera 360. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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25. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks20 Oct
FACT: Pag may pagkain ka. SIKAT KA! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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26. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks20 Oct
RETWEET KUNG GINISING KA NA NI PAPA GOD. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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27. PINOY JOKES™ ‏ ‏@Dyowks19 Oct
"Mahal mo nga sya pero iba naman ang mahal nya."

Knock knock Who's there? Ya Ya who .com #TawaKayoPlease :((((

What part of your body doesn't lie? Eh di, . . . . . . THE THROAT.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? FAR I SEE YOU FAR I SEE YOU Who? FAR I SEE YOU ang laban na to.

Knock knock! Who's there? Toilet. Toilet who . . . . . . . I said it's TOILET to apologize. #

1. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24m
Dear girls, hindi porket single ka, pangit ka na. Masyado ka lang maganda kaya akala nila, taken ka. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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2. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1h
Kung bala lang ang pagmamahal ko, babarilin ko ang ulo mo. Para pumasok sa utak mo na mahalaga ka sa puso ko. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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3. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2h
Naka-baby bra pa lang, harot na. Grabe ha. Pakainin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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4. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2h
Pag nagtext si crush, napapa-unli ka ng wala sa oras. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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5. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3h
Kapag nagtatampo ng walang masabing dahilan, selos ang tawag diyan! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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6. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon4h
Wag mong idepende and sarili mo sa isang tao, maraming taong nagmamahal sayo hindi lang siya. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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7. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon6h
Yung babaeng matakaw kumain. Ang cute lang. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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8. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon20h
Palibhasa hindi ako ang crush mo, kaya hindi mo maappreciate effort ko. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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9. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon20h
Sa Videoke nahihiya, Sa banyo walang hiya! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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10. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21h
Expect great things in your life, not because you are great, but because you have a great God. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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11. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21h
Ang lalake kapag lagi kang inaasar, may GUSTO yan sayo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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12. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22h
Take a moment and realize how blessed you are. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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13. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22h
Minsan, kahit ginawa mo na ang lahat, may kulang pa rin, may mali pa rin, may masasabi pa rin at sa huli ikaw pa yung masasaktan ng sobra. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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14. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon23h
Makikitext lang daw siya pero nakaabot na sa Inbox at Gallery mo, Di pa nakuntento, nag-SELFIE pa! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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15. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon23h
Forever? Conjoined twins nga naghihiwalay, kayo pa kaya? Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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16. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon23h
Hold your head up high, and know God is in control he has a perfect plan for your life. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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17. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Nov
Ang lutong magmura ah, cool ka na niyan? Pakainin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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18. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Nov
Nung HighSchool kayo uso yung itataas mo yung palda ng kaklase mo, sabay hagalpak ng tawa. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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19. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Nov
Hindi porket kinikilig ka eh may karapatan ka nang hampasin ang katabi mo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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20. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Nov
Sa sobrang landi mo, PREGNANCY TEST lang ang naipasa mo! Sampalin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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21. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Nov
May mga bagay tlaga na kahit tanggap mo na, pag naalala mo nasasaktan ka pa. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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22. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Nov
Prayer is one LITTLE thing that can do many BIG things. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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23. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Nov
Dear problems, my God is bigger than you. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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24. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Nov
Yung katotohanang buong araw ka nanamang NGANGA sa bahay nyo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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25. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Nov
Yung hihintayin mo munang magalit si Nanay bago mo sundin utos niya. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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26. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Nov
Yung inbox mong puro gm ang laman, wala eh! Single eh! Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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27. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Nov
Kapag wala na sayo, tsaka mo makikitang worth it pala siya. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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28. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Nov
Sana si Napoles na lang ang inilaban natin. Tiyak na panalo tayo sa sagot niya. "I invoke my right against self incrimination." * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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29. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Nov
Miss Universe: Porque suso que bobita tucador los pritos bangus cawale muchas gracias taong ginahasa. . Interpreter: Goodevening, Thank you. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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30. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Nov
Araw-araw mong binibisita yung Facebook niya, kasi umaasa ka na baka isang araw maging single na yung relationship status niya. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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31. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Nov
Yung feeling na bawat magtext sayo nag-aassume ka na siya yung nagtext, pero hindi pala. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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32. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Nov
God is the reason why even in pain, I smile. In confusion, I understand. In betrayal, I trust. And in fear, I continue to push forward. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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33. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Nov
Yung mga kaibigan mong MAGULO at SIRAULO pero MASAYA kasama. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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34. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Nov
Nung bata ako sugat at palo lang ang masakit hindi puso. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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35. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Nov
Sana di ka tulad ng buwan, na iiwan din ako pagdating ng araw. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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36. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Nov
MMK- Mag-aral Muna Kayo * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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37. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Nov
REAL MEN PRAY. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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38. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Nov
Be patient. God wants you to have the best. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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39. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Nov
BAKIT NALE-LATE? BABAE: - Nag-aayos ng buhok - Papalit-palit ng damit - Make-up - Nagpo-pose sa harap ng salamin * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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40. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Nov
BAKIT NALE-LATE? LALAKI: - Nag-aayos ng buhok - Nag-aayos ng buhok - Nag-aayos ng buhok - Guguluhin - Aayusin ulit * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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41. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Nov
Colgate ka ba? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Di ka kasi maganda pag Close-up. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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42. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Nov
Strongest Typhoon: YOLANDA. Strongest Land: PHILIPPINES. Strongest Nation: FILIPINOS. . . . Strongest face: JANET LIM NAPOLES * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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43. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Nov
Walang kwenta ang kagwapuhan kung walang respeto sa kababaihan. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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44. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Nov
Buhos ng ulan, Malalandi'y lunuring tuluyan. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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45. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Nov
Knock Knock! Who's There New Zealand New Zealand Who? New Zealand ka sa mundong ito, laking tuwa ng magulang ko. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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46. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Nov
Basta galang planado, asahan mo di matutuloy. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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47. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Nov
"Facebook" - Selfie. "Instagram" - Pagkain. "Twitter" - Sama ng Loob. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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48. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Nov
Chestnut? Diba yun yung pag ayaw mo sa isang tao! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Eww,CHESTNUT my type!" * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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49. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Nov
"KAIBIGAN" - Sa kanila mo nasasabi ang mga bagay-bagay na nahihiya kang ishare sa magulang mo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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50. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Nov
"PAPEL" - numero unong problema ng mga estudyante. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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51. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Nov
"NOTEBOOK" - sa unahan puro lecture, sa likod puro signature. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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52. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Nov
KAIBIGAN: Camera mo, picture nila. Magagalit pa pag hindi mo na-upload agad. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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53. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Nov
FACT: Kapag haggard ka, tumataas ang posibilidad na makasalubong mo si CRUSH. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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54. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Nov
Yung taong di naman nagpapatawa, pero napapangiti ka niya. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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55. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Nov
Masarap magmahal ng taong maraming naiisip na dahilan para mahalin ka at walang maisip na dahilan para iwan ka. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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56. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Nov
Kapag ang tao heart broken nagiging karamay ang pagkain. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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57. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Nov
Do your best, and God will do the rest. :) * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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58. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Nov
Kahit umayaw ka, kung gusto ka talaga nya hahabulin ka nya. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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59. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Nov
Nahiya naman ang alak sa sobrang lakas ng tama ko sayo! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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60. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Nov
Magtiwala ka lang sa akin. At papatunayan nating hindi lang sa FAIRYTALE may HAPPY ENDING. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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61. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Nov
Sana lahat ng ini-imagine ko, nagkaka-totoo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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62. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Nov
YOLANDA STOP to 8888 * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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63. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Nov
Fact: Mas seloso ang mga lalake kesa sa mga babae hindi lang halata. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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64. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Nov
Sabihin mo muna ang pangalan mo bago mo iscroll down . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ang unang aswang. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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65. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Nov
Sana sinaing na lang ako, para pag iniwan mo ako magagalit ang nanay mo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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66. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Nov
Dear Yolanda, pakitangay na lang ang Chicser. Labyu! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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67. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Nov
Ang tunay na GWAPO, hindi MANLOLOKO. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Baliktarin natin. Ang tunay na MANLOLOKO, hindi GWAPO. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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68. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Nov
Di mo inaasahan na ang taong hindi mo pinapansin noon ay ang taong MAMAHALIN MO PALA NG SOBRA NGAYON. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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69. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Nov
Sampung mga daliri . . KULANG ng LIMA . . Hinahanap ko . . Hinahanap ko.. HAWAK MO PALA. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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70. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Nov
Kung tatanungin mo ko kung SINONG MAHAL KO, Para mo na din tinanong kung ANONG PANGALAN MO? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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71. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Nov
Bakit hindi nalang pagtagpuin yung tapat at seryoso at hayaang maglokohan ang malalandi at babaero? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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72. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Nov
Hindi naman sa ayaw kong nilalambing ako, baka lang kasi dumating yung pagkakataon na hanapin ko yun minu-minuto. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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73. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Nov
Masusukat ang samahan ng barkada, pag may lovelife na yung isa. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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74. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Nov
Hanga ako sa lalaking kahit pikon na pikon na sa ugali ng girlfriend niya, nakukuha paring ngumiti at magpasensya. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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75. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Nov
Yolanda di da di, we like to partyyy * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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76. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Nov
Kung sasaktan mo din naman pala ako, sana sinabi mo para nagsapakan nalang sana tayo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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77. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Nov
Sundin ang: ❒ PUSO ❒ ISIP ✔ MAGULANG * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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78. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Nov
FAMILY - Father And Mother I Love You! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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79. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Nov
Kapag ang BABAE umiyak, mahal ka nun. Kapag ang LALAKE umiyak, hindi na magmamahal ng iba yun. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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80. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos13 Sep
Ang babaeng marunong maghintay, sasalubungin ni RIGHT GUY. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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81. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos14 Sep
Mama Bear Papa Bear Baby Bear Care Bear Snow Bear Bunny Bear Teddy Bear Vibear Tawa kayo pls. Hahaha =)) Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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82. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos14 Sep
Yung nanay ko parang nag fi-fliptop kung manermon. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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83. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos24 Sep
Wag ka mahiya kung single ka. dahil patunay lang yan na kaya mong sumaya, kahit ikaw lang mag-isa. ❤ Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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84. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos19 Oct
You may have weaknesses, but God has strength. You may have sin, but God has grace. You may fail, but God remains faithful! Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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85. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos15 Feb
"Alamat ng Bigote" Girl: Oh, kamusta yung panliligaw mo sakaniya? Boy:Bigo, teh. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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86. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Nov
Kapag si LALAKI may crush, ligaw agad. Pero kapag si BABAE na ang may crush hanggang sulyap lang. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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87. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos7 Nov
BREAKING: Janet Napoles will be doing a movie remake of 'My Amnesia Girl.' #HindiKoPoAlam #WalaPoAkongNaaalala Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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88. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Nov
Kapag tinatanong mo ang nililigawan mo kung ano ang sagot niya, at sinabi niya sayong "Di ko alam." alam mo na, na NapolesZoned ka. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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89. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Nov
Let's declare this day as "Di Ko Po Alam" day! #ScamProbe. Pambihira. Sampalin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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90. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Nov
Ang sarap sa feeling kapag may nagtatadtad sayo sa text kapag hindi ka nagrereply. MAKULIT siya pero ramdam mong MAHALAGA ka sa kanya. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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91. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Nov
Ang paghangga sa isang tao ay hindi masama, Pero ang pagkatanga sa isang tao, yan ang malala. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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92. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Nov
UNLISEMBREAK 8888 * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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93. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Nov
Lemon tea? Ice tea? Red tea? Landi mo tea! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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94. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Nov
Google doesn't have all the answers, God does. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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95. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Nov
Papel ng isa, papel ng lahat. Pulbo ng isa, pulbo ng lahat. Salamin ng isa, salamin ng lahat! Sa lunes tiyak ganyan na naman. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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96. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Nov
SHORT HORROR STORY: May pasok na sa Monday. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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97. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2 Nov
*Phone falls* "NOOOOOOOO!"... *Friend falls* "HAHAHAHA!" * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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98. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2 Nov
Nabiktima ka ng FOREVER? Buti ka nga FOREVER lang eh, kasi sakin to INFINITY AND BEYOND pa ang ginamit ng Posa. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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99. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2 Nov
Pag nanliligaw: Hatid na kita . Pag kayo na: Hahatid pa ba kita? . Pag tumagal na: Text kana lang pag nakauwi ka na. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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100. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2 Nov
SEMBREAK Late matulog Late gumising Late kumain Late maligo * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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101. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2 Nov
ME + WiFi = TRUE LOVE * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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102. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Nov
Pagkain. Pagkain. Pagkain. Pagkain. Pagkain. Pagkain. Pagkain. Pagkain. Pagkain. Pagkain. Pagkain. Ang sarap-sarap kumain. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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103. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Nov
CHINITO?? Diba ayun yung sinasabe ng iba pag hindi nila kilala yung tao. CHINITO? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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104. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Nov
PANGANAY = BULLY. BUNSO = SUMBUNGERO. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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105. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Nov
MU - May Umutot * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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106. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon31 Oct
Ang Tunay na BOYFRIEND. Kahit MAANGAS.. . . . . Si GIRLFRIEND parin ang BATAS! :) * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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107. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon31 Oct
Hiwalayan na kung di ka na masaya. Walang gamot sa tanga kundi pagkukusa. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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108. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon31 Oct
Kapag nilandi mo yung crush ko, mamili ka na agad: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . PUTO-BUGBOG o LIBINGKA? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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109. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon31 Oct
Monday, konti na lang magka-away na naman tayo. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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110. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Oct
SO LA LA DI DA DI WALA NA KONG MONEY, SEMBREAK NA KASI. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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111. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Oct
Nakakatamad labanan ang katamaran lalo na’t kung iniisip mo pa lang, tinatamad ka na. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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112. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Oct
Nagpalit ka ng Display Picture mo na GIRAFFE photo pero parang wala namang pagbabago. Sinong niloloko mo? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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113. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Oct
Yung pakalat-kalat na lang yung cellphone mo kapag walang load. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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114. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Oct
Wag mo ipag siksikan sarili mo sakanya, malay mo skin ka kasya. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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115. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Oct
Bumoto para sa tamang daan, hindi para sa limang daan. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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116. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon27 Oct
Yung katatapos mo lang kumain, tapos gusto mo na naman kumain. Butanding ang peg?! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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117. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon27 Oct
SEMBREAK: ✘ BAON ✘ FRIENDS ✘ CRUSH ✔ TAMBAY SA BAHAY. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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118. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon27 Oct
Top 3 Real Friends. 1. GOD 2. MUSIC 3. FOOD * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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119. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon27 Oct
BOY1: Pre lasing bako kagabi? BOY2: Di naman masyado pre, hinagis mo lang naman yung pusa namin sabay sigaw ng GO PIKACHU THUNDERBOLT ATTACK * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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120. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon26 Oct
Hindi ka crush ng crush mo? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ako din eh. </3 * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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121. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Oct
Isang buwan ako nag-ipon ng pera, pero isang araw lang ubos na. Kain tayo ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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122. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Oct
P.D.A - Paglambing na Di Awkward. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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123. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Oct
Makunteno ka at magpasalamat sa kung anong meron ka. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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124. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Oct
Put God first and you'll never be last * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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125. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Oct
KAIBIGAN - Sila ang dahilan kung bakit ka nabubuking sa crush mo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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126. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Oct
6 keys to a relationship: ✓ Friendship ✓ Freedom ✓ Honesty ✓ Trust ✓ Understanding ✓ Communication * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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127. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Oct
PAG WALANG PASOK: - Wake up late - Twitter - Brunch - Twitter - Tulog - Ligo - Twitter - Dinner - Twitter - Puyat - Tulog - Repeat * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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128. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Oct
Yung kaibigan mong the best magpatawa. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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129. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Oct
Barkada is composed of: 1.Shunga 2.Slow 3.Patawa Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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130. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Oct
3Words -Thank You Lord * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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131. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Oct
The more na nagti-tipid ka, the more na mapapa-gastos ka. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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132. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Oct
Elementary: MEMORABLE High School: UNFORGETTABLE College: WRECKING BALLS. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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133. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Oct
Dear Crush, anu ba kaseng nagustuhan ko sayo, paki explain! Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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134. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Oct
Kung ramdam mo ikaw mundo niya. Aba'y hopia ka! Feeling mo naman planeta ka! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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135. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon23 Oct
Chichay + Jeron = Chicharon #G2B * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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136. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon23 Oct
Yung mga babaeng feeling maganda? Hampasin ng flourescent lamp para maliwanagan! Bigyan na din ng Hopia! Baka gutom lang ang bruha! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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137. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon23 Oct
F.R.I.E.N.D.S: (F)ght for you. (R)espect you. (I)nvolve you. (E)ncourage you. (N)eed you. (D)eserve you. (S)ave you. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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138. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon23 Oct
Maging masaya ka at wag magpaapekto sa sasabihin ng iba. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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139. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon23 Oct
"Knock Knock " "Who's there" "Sembreak" "Sembreak Who" "SEMBREAK but it feels just a little bit bigger now." * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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140. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Oct
Tuwang-tuwa ka di sila, eh di din naman kayo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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141. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos22 Oct
While you were ignoring me, someone's begging for my attention. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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142. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos13 Apr
Kapag ang tanga natuto. Tanga nanaman mamaya. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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143. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos3 Jul
Yung nag-po sayo yung crush mo. Po-zoned. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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144. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos31 Jul
Yung feeling na ang tagal dumating nung gugulatin mo. Wag na nga lang. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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145. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Oct
PROMISE" Pinaka-paasang salita. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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146. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Oct
Yung cellphone mo na pang internet na lang. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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147. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Oct
God, you've blessed me more than I deserve. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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148. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Oct
Kunwari walang signal pero nagseselfie naman talaga. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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149. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Oct
Kapag ako tumangkad, HU U kayo saken. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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150. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon20 Oct
Talk to God, with or without problems. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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151. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon20 Oct
Yung text mo kasing haba ng buhok ni Rapunzel tapos reply nya kasing ikli lang ng bangs ni Dora. Laslas na! Kain Hopia talon 8th floor! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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152. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon19 Oct
S-leepful nights E-xam free M-orning smile B-atugan mode R-estful days E-ndless gala A-nd lastly K-ahirapan (No Baon, No Allowance) * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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153. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon18 Oct
SEMBREAK SEMBREA SEMBRE SEMBR SEMB SEM SE S SA SAG SAGL SAGLI SAGLIT SAGLIT L SAGLIT LA SAGLIT LAN SAGLIT LANG * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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154. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon18 Oct
Tandaan: tomboy man sila sa inyong paningin, nagkaka mens at nabubuntis din. #ThatsMyTomboy * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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155. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon18 Oct
Kapag in relationship ka, French Kiss! Kapag single ka, French Fries! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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156. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Oct
Kapag nasa bahay, feeling mo lagi kang gutom. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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157. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Oct
Hayaan mo silang pag-usapan ka, at least trending ka. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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158. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Oct
Kakao talk . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ayan ang ginagawa natin bago buksan ang pinto, kakao talk. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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159. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Oct
Hindi ka BABOY, payat lang sila. Hindi ka BOBO, marami lang silang alam. Hindi ka PANGET, hindi lang sila marunong mag appreciate. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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160. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Oct
BEST FEELING: Yung na-gets mo yung lesson nyo sa Math! Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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161. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Oct
Ang babae kapag nagsungit yan, lahat damay! Kaya huwag mo munang kausapin kapag wala talaga sa mood. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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162. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Oct
Kapag CORNY yung tao,INLOVE yan. Kapag BITTER naman, BROKEN-HEARTED yan. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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163. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Oct
Humanap ka ng taong susuyuin ka kapag nagtatampo ka. Hindi yung taong magagalit din dahil galit ka. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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164. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Oct
TURN ON: Yung babaeng kayang mag Wrecking Ball sa Globe ng MOA. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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165. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Oct
Hindi lahat ng break, malungkot. Hello sembreak. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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166. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Oct
Yung mga kaibigan mong patay gutom Lalo na pag may nadadaanan kayong free taste * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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167. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Oct
Sa simpleng text mo lang, napapangiti mo na ako. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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168. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Oct
Aanhin pa ang ganda kung salita mo pa lang pampalengke na * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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169. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Oct
Yung nagre-recite ka sa klase tapos yung mga kaibigan mo pinapatawa ka. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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170. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Oct
Alam kong masaya ka nung nalaman mong mahal kita. Ganda nga ng reply mo eh: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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171. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Oct
Ang sarap magkaroon ng inspirasyon diba? pero mas masaya, yung inspirasyon mo na siya tapos mahal ka pa niya. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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172. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Oct
Sa panahon ngayon puro mali na lang ang napapansin hindi na ang tama. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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173. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon15 Oct
Madaling matulog pero mahirap bumangon. Ang daling mahulog pero ang hirap magmove on. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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174. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon15 Oct
BABALA: Nakaka-stress ang umasa. Kaya kung ako sayo. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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175. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon15 Oct
Wag mo syang ililink sa iba kung magseselos ka din pala. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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176. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon15 Oct
Announcement! Walang pasok bukas! Pre-school up to college! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sa Cebu * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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177. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon15 Oct
Exercise Exercis Exerci Exerc Exer Exe Ex E Ex Ext Extr Extra Extra F Extra Fr Extra Fri Extra Frie Extra Fries * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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178. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon15 Oct
FACT: Ngiting aso yang puso mo pag napapadaan si crush. Panalo! Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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179. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon15 Oct
Wag mo pansinin yung mga nanghuhusga, Isipin mo nalang fans mo sila. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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180. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon15 Oct
Luzon: Typhoons Visayas: Earthquake Mindanao: War Pray for our Dear Philippines. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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181. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Oct
Me ganyan . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Siya ang miss world 2013, me ganyan. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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182. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Oct
God > My worries God > My regrets God > My failures God > My insecurities God > My fears God > My problems God > My everything * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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183. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Oct
Populasyon ng Gwapo: 50% BAKLA 40% BABAERO 9% MAGPAPARI 1% SERYOSO Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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184. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon13 Oct
Scroll fast, it turns into a panda! Just kidding, you're an idiot. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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185. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon13 Oct
Yung kaibigan mong nakakahawa ang tawa. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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186. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon13 Oct
Sana lahat ng babae magkaka-mukha na lang, Para malaman niyong hindi lang itsura ang basehan ng kagandahan. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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187. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Oct
Kung mahal mo IPAGLABAN mo, kung dalawa mahal mo PAGLABANIN mo. Matira matibay kamo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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188. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos27 Feb
Pag mayaman CANCER, kapag mahirap KULAM. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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189. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos3 Feb
Bago mo sabihing snob ako, tanong mo muna sa sarili mo kung close ba tayo. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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190. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos17 Jun
Don't think that someone else is more blessed than you are. It's just that, we are blessed in different ways. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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191. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos17 Jun
Yung cellphone mong ndi nagsasawang malowbat. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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192. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Oct teng - yung cartilaginous na isda. pateng teng - yung panggupit. gunteng teng - yung sa peter pan. tengker bell * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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193. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Oct
Naghihintay ka ng reply pero di pala nag send. Tanga! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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194. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Oct
Yung kaibigan mong mahilig mag-emote. Bigyan ng background music! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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195. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Oct
<(•_•)| ) ) D / \ \(•_•) ( (— L / \ <(•_•) ) )> S / \ \(•_•)/ ( ( U / \ #Animo * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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196. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Oct
Kanina, tinatamad ako. Ngayon, ganun pa din. Tara at kain tayo ng Hopia. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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197. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Oct
May mga tao talagang nagagalit sayo kahit wala kang ginagawa sakanila. Bugbugin. Sampalin. At Suntukin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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198. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Oct
Kapag talaga mabait ka, hindi maiiwasan na abusuhin ka. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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199. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Oct
Ang salitang "SORRY" ginagamit lang kapag hindi mo sinasadya. Hindi yung pauli ulit mo ng ginagawa! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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200. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Oct
Lahat naman ng tao may sasabihin sayo. Depende na lang sayo kung magpapaapekto ka! Pakainin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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201. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Oct
Kahit corny yung joke basta magaling yung nagdadala matatawa ka. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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202. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Oct
SMILE lang para lagi kang maganda / gwapo. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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203. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Oct
Yung wala kang pakialam sa itsura mo pag nasa bahay ka lang. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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204. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Oct
Wag mo sisirain ang tiwala na binigay ko sayo, dahil mahirap na ulit ito mabuo. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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205. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Oct
Group study daw, naging daldalan lang. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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206. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Oct
Yung kalandian niya parang MOTOLITE. Pang matagalan! Pambihira! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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207. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Oct
Haba ng hair! Sadako? Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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208. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Oct
IKAW + AKO ______________ SYNTAX ERROR. </3 Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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209. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Oct
Yung mga taong nag-mamataas. Ingat po, baka mauntog ka. Ipabugbog kay Damulag! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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210. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Oct
Nahulog ka sa puno. Nahulog ka sa hagdan. Nahulog ka sa bangin. Ano'ng problema ng gravity at di ka nahulog sakin? Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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211. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Oct
Sa exam: Tama na sana, binago mo pa! Sa love: Nandyan na, pinakawalan mo pa! Laslas na! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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212. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Oct
Katawan mo CONVINCING, mukha mo CONJURING. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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213. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Oct
Ang lovelife, parang quiz lang yan sa school. Kapag minamadali, madalas nagkakamali. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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214. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Oct
Ang taong sawi, sa pagkain ng Hopia bumabawi. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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215. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Oct
Sa bahay: NGA-NGA! Sa school: SHUNGA! Sa pag-ibig: TANGA! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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216. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Oct
Yung kaibigan mong alam na ngang badtrip ka, aasarin ka pa. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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217. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Oct
Yung ang bagal ng oras kapag nasa school, pero kapag nasa bahay sobrang bilis. Mejo harsh. Mejo Hopia. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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218. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Oct
Hindi lahat ng gwapo suplado. Yung iba, SUPLADA. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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219. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Oct
TANDAAN: Walang magandag salita ang lumalabas sa bunganga ng inggitera. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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220. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Oct
Palagi ka nalang tinatamad sa lahat ng bagay, except sa gala. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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221. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Oct
Ang mga estudyante, tango lang nang tango yan kapag discussion para lang matapos agad. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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222. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Oct
Miss na kita. Sana aware ka. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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223. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Oct
Sabi nila, dadating din daw yung taong nakalaan para sa atin. Kinakabahan ako, baka nabangga na yung akin. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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224. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Oct
Si CRUSH madaling titigan.. pero mahirap lapitan. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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225. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Oct
Ang tunay na estudyante, kahit tambak ang assignments, nagagawa pang mag-twitter. Hopia you like? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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226. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Oct
Yung moment na nagkamali si Teacher, sisigaw kayo ng BONUS BONUS. Pambihira. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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227. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Oct
Yung feeling ng may crush ka sa room niyo, araw-araw inspired. Hopia pa! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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228. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Oct
Si crush ang isa sa dahilan kung bakit minsan maaga ako pumapasok sa school at hindi ako nag a-absent. Panalo! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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229. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Oct
Ang tunay na estudyante, nagrereview 5 mins. before the exam. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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230. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Oct
Aminin mo, pag wala ang mga kaibigan mo, sobrang tahimik mo. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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231. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Oct
Nakita mo yung gusto mong damit, tapos nung nakita mo yung price, ok * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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232. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Oct
SMILE ka lang. Hindi mo alam na may taong ginagawa kang INSPIRASYON. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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233. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Oct
May mga taong ginagawa ka lang sigarilyo, ginagamit ka hanggang mawala ka na. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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234. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Oct
Hindi lahat ng nag-EEFORT, MAHAL kang TALAGA. Yung iba ginagawa lang yun dahil lang sa TRIP nila. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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235. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Oct
Yung gusto mo siyang lapitan at kausapin pero nahihiya ka. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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236. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Oct
Ang Mukha mo ay RATED SPG. Striktong Patnubay ng Magulang ang kailangan. May maaaring magulat, himatayin, at mamatay. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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237. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Oct
"Uy tumaba ka" Most heartbreaking line ever. </3 Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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238. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Oct
Yung feeling na ilang beses mo ng nawawala yung panyo mo, yung magaganda pa yung nawawala. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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239. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Oct
Prayer is one LITTLE thing that can do many BIG things. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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240. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Oct
Hindi porket SINGLE ka wala ng nagmamahal sayo. Para saan pa ang PAMILYA at KAIBIGAN? At Lalo na si GOD. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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241. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Oct
TURN ON: Yung babaeng walang kamalay-malay na maganda siya. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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242. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon6 Oct
Napaka tamad mo. Linggong linggo, naka higa ka lang. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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243. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon6 Oct
Pag assignment bukas na lang? Pero pag twitter wala ng patumpik tumpik pa BOOM KARAKARAKA?! Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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244. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon6 Oct
Saludo ako sa mga babaeng akala mo maarte pero pagdating sa mga cheap na bagay, go na go siya. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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245. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos25 Jul
Scientists say the universe is made up of: protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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246. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos26 Jul
What is beauty, if the camera is 360? Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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247. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos23 Aug
Minions kaba? Kase… BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-NA-NA BA-BA-BA-BA-BANATAN NA KITA! Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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248. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos26 Aug
:S :C :H :O :O :L - I can't find happy faces. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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249. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos31 Aug
I have two hands. One to help myself, the second to help others. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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250. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon6 Oct
Camera mo, picture nila. Nagagalit pa kapag hindi mo na upload agad. Saya diba? Oh kalma kalma! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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251. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon6 Oct
"Pahiram nga ng cellphone" .. .. *delete* .. *delete* … *delete* … *delete* … *delete* .. *delete*.. *delete* .. "eto oh!" * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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252. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon6 Oct
Sana pwedeng i-google search ang taong nakalaan para sayo. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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253. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon6 Oct
Yan ang hirap, ako yung nandito pero iba yung hinahanap. Pakainin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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254. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon6 Oct
Motto ng maliliit: Height is just a number. </3 * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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255. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon6 Oct
Love your enemies and pray for your persecutors - Mt 5:44 * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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256. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon5 Oct
Good News: May iPhone 5s ka na. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bad News: Dual Sim ang walang hiya. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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257. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon5 Oct
1 NIGHT STAND? Medyo Mahirap yun! Buong gabi ka nakatayo? Aba aba! Bigyan ng Hopia! Pampatibay ng tuhod! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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258. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon5 Oct
Crush life. Masaya na. Matipid pa. Tara! Landi na! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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259. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon5 Oct
Ang FC, di lang Feeling Close/Flat Chested yan. Pwede rin yang Feeling Chix. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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260. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon5 Oct
Yung kapag namimiss mo siya, binaback-read mo na lang yung mga convo niyong dalawa. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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261. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon5 Oct
Pitumpu't puting tupa. Pitumpu't pitong MALANDING PUTA. Pitumpu't pitong Hopia. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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262. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon4 Oct
Akala mo nakakatuwa ka? Hindi! Nakakainlove ka! Nakakainlove ka! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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263. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Oct
NOON: Kaibigan ang labasan ng sama ng loob. NGAYON: Twitter na! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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264. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Oct
"WEH" - Only in the Philippines. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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265. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Oct
COKE FLOAT: 30% coke 20% ice cream 50% ice * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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266. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Oct
Forever gutom. Forever magastos. Forever walang ipon. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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267. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Oct
Puro sila iOS7. Para sa akin, ikaw lang iOS na. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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268. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Oct
Anong suot ni Zac sa kitchen? Eh di Efron. Hanaaaaaaaap. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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269. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Oct
Lamon dito, lamon doon. Kapag tumaba reklamo dito, reklamo doon. Hala sige, bombahin pa ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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270. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Oct
TATLONG LEVEL NG KAGANDAHAN: 1. Maganda 2. Magandang maganda 3. Nagmamaganda Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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271. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Oct
Ang pagtawa ng malakas ng isang babae ay sign ng pagiging simple at walang arte. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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272. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Oct
Pagkain ang dahilan kung bakit nauubos ang pera mo. Hopia pa! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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273. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Oct
Bilib ako sa mga babaeng kahit walang nilalagay sa mukha, maganda pa din sila. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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274. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Oct
Mas seloso ang mga lalaki kesa sa mga babae hindi lang halata. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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275. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Oct
Panganay pero height pang bunso. NgaNga! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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276. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Oct
"TEKA LANG" - karaniwang sagot kapag inuutusan. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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277. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Oct
Sa isang relasyon di mawawala ang: - Selos - Away - Break-up - Babaero/ Lalakero - Malandi . . . . . at lalong lalo na ang - MASAKTAN * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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278. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Oct
Sa magbabarkada hindi mawawalan ng: • OA • KJ • Shy type • Corny magjoke • Hyper • SINGER • DANCER * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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279. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Oct
Isa lang naman gusto ko eh. Kahit wag na lovelife, HEIGHT NALANG. Okay na. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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280. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Oct
Kapag hinabol ako ni crush syempre babagalan ko. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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281. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Oct
Kung naiisipan mo na sumuko, mag isip ka ulit at alalahanin kung bakit ka nagsimula. Bigyan ng Hopia! Pampagana! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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282. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Oct
Basta LIBRE, kahit ang busog biglang nagugutom. Pakainin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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283. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2 Oct
Magdasal ka. Tutulungan ka NIYA. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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284. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2 Oct
Mas nakaka-inlove ang ugali kaysa sa mukha. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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285. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2 Oct
Kapag pumupunta ka sa bahay ng kaibigan mo, ang una mga una mong tinanong ay, "May pagkain kayo?" Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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286. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2 Oct
Ang sisipag naman magmahal ng mga tao. Pati mahal ko mahal din nila. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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287. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos2 Mar
Masasabi mo bang masahol pa ako sa hayop at malansang isda.. Kung mas mahal pa kita kesa sa sarili nating Wika? Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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288. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos22 Jun
Kung wala kang pera. At nakakita ka ng Dyaryo Bote at Bakal. Aba! Wag na magpatumpik tumpik pa. BOOM KALAKALAKAL! Hahaha hahaha Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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289. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Oct
Alam mo ba kung bkit ayoko sakanya? Kasi mas gusto kita. Alam mo ba kung ayaw kita sakanya? Kase gusto ko akin ka lang. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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290. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Oct
If true love waits, Saan ung Waiting Area para mahintay kita, makapag baon na din ng Hopia while on the way ka na. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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291. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Oct
CRUSH is PAGHANGA. Sometimes NAWAWALA, pero madalas LUMALALA. Kain tayo ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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292. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Oct
Yung pagod na pagod ka pero isang text niya lang sayo nawala na lahat ng pagod mo kinilig ka pa. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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293. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Oct
Siguro pag nabibili lang ang pagmomove on, SOLD OUT na. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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294. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Oct
Pagpasok sa school, DYOSA. . . . . . . Pag-uwi galing school, TAONG GRASA. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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295. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Oct
Maganda ka, wag mo sayangin ang oras mo sa lalaking ayaw ka. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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296. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Oct
Yung makakakita ka ng sweet at cute na couple, tapos masasabi mo na lang na, "Sus, sa umpisa lang yan!" Bitter ka? Kain ka Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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297. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Oct
Kapag lesson, tinatamad mag-isip. Pero kapag si crush, todo imagine pa. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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298. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Oct
Remember God is bigger than your problems. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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299. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Oct
Minsan, ang score mo, nakadepende sa nagche-check. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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300. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Oct
Gusto ko sipagin pero tinatamad talaga ako eh. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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301. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Oct
Kapag allowance mo na ang pinag-uusapan, nagiging math genius ka biglaan. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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302. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Oct
Yung bigla ka nalang natatawa kapag naaalala mo yung mga katangahan mo. Kain ng Hopia! Para feel na feel mo talaga. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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303. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Oct
Post ng post tungkol sa love, wala namang lovelife. Yan tayo eh! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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304. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Oct
Salamat sa phone ko at sa Hopiang nginunguya ko na palaging nandyan sa mga panahong OP ako. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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305. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Oct
Sa college, dalawa lagi bag mo pag pumapasok ka ng school. Shoulder bag, tsaka eyebag. Pambihira. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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306. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Oct
Ang mga babae tawa lang yan ng tawa kahit deep inside, selos na selos na. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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307. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Oct
Hindi ka na makakahanap ng tulad ko kahit saan mang sulok ng mundo. Dahil bukod sa nag-iisa ako, wala namang sulok ang mundo. Hopia pa! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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308. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Oct
Ang CRUSH, parang kalabasa. Nagpapalinaw ng mata. Pano ba naman kasi, malayo palang, kitang-kita mo na. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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309. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Oct
Ang SECOND CHANCE, sinusulit. Hindi sinasayang. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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310. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Oct
BARKADA ang tawagan, pero KAPATID ang turingan. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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311. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Sep
Kahit anong plano mo sa buhay mo mas maganda pa rin ang plano ni God. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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312. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Sep
The more na nagti-tipid ka, the more na mapapa-gastos ka. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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313. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Sep
Dear God, thank you for today, yesterday, tomorrow and forever, I'm thankful for my life. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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314. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Sep
3 dahilan kung bakit nauubos ang pera mo: 1. Pagkain. 2. Pagkain pa. 3. Maraming pagkain. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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315. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Sep
Kung naiirita ka na sa sales lady na laging tanong ay "Ano po hanap niyo?" Sagutin mo ng, "KAPAYAPAAN AT PAGKAKAISA!" Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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316. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos20 Jul
Kung Safeguard na lang kaya ang mahalin ko? Para iwas sakit, iwas gastos. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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317. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos14 Aug
Single man ako pero hindi boring ang buhay ko. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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318. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos1 Sep
Yung tila ARTISTA ka sa klase nung naglabas ka ng papel. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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319. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Sep
MMDA ka daw? M-ahal M-o D-aw A-ko? Wag kang mag-alala, MMK naman ako M-as M-ahal K-ita Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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320. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Sep
BESTFRIEND: Yung walang hiyang bunyag ng bunyag kung sino yung crush mo. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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321. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Sep
Kapag bihira siya MAGPARAMDAM o MANGAMUSTA, ganun talaga kapag hindi ka MAHALAGA. Kain ng Hopia! Pampalubag. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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322. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Sep
Ang LOVE parang EXAM. Pinag-iisipan, pinaghahandaan. Di ka exempted para MASAKTAN. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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323. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Sep
Pinaasa ka? Baka naman kase assuming ka. Bugbugin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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324. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Sep
Ang tunay na magkakaibigan. Kapag may isang nadapa, tawa muna bago tulong. Hopia pa! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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325. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Sep
Yung mga kaibigang nagkalovelife lang, NAKAKALIMOT NA. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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326. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Sep
Kapag Bayarin sa School, Walang Pera. Pero kapag KAINAN at GALAAN, parang Milyonaryo! Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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327. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Sep
Ang sarap ng feeling kapag may nakakaalala sayo kahit wala silang kailangan. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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328. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Sep
Hindi ako magseselos sa taong lalandi sa Mahal ko. Bukod sa alam kong Mahal niya ko. May tiwala ako sa Itsura ko. Panalo! Hopia pa! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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329. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Sep
Ang pera at pagibig, parehas lang . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Parehas akong wala. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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330. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Sep
Sana ang love parang cheerdance. Na kahit mafall ka may sasalo sa'yo. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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331. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Sep
Hindi porket gusto mo siya ay magugustuhan ka na rin niya. Sampalin ng Hopia! Ng magising ang bruha! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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332. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Sep
Yung Moment na palapit na sayo yung CRUSH mo . . . . . . . . . . . . . panic mode na! Bigyan ng Hopia! Pampakalma! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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333. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Sep
May mga taong ayaw kang mawala pero hindi ka pinapahalagahan ng tama. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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334. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Sep
Hindi lahat ng ngiti, kasiyahan ang dahilan. Kadalasan kasi iyon ang pinakamagandang paraan, para itago ang sobrang kalungkutan. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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335. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Sep
Masakit talaga kapag binabalewala ka. Yung todo effort ka tapos wala lang sa kanya. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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336. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Sep
Pwedeng kiligin, bawal umasa. Nakamamatay. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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337. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Sep
Kay GOD ka lang dapat lumuluhod, hindi sa taong nangiwan at nagpaiyak sayo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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338. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Sep
Ang pagsasabi ng PROMISE ay hindi basta basta. Kasi sa bawat pagbigkas mo nito, may taong umaasa. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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339. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Sep
Lovelife? Teka gusto ko ng McDo fries at Hopia. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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340. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Sep
Yung kapag may program ang school ang unang tanong kaagad ay "May klase pa ba? Panalo ha! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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341. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Sep
Minsan ikaw na ang may malasakit ikaw pa tong nagiging masama. Sige ha. Push nyo yan ha. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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342. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Sep
FACT: Hindi lahat ng followers mo ay nakakausap mo. Tama diba? Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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343. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Sep
Pag ako hinalikan ni CRUSH, Aba! Gaganti talaga ako. Di tama yung ginawa nya. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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344. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Sep
PACUTE outside. MALANDI inside. Sampalin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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345. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Sep
Kapag galit ka, napapa english ka ng fluent. Panalo ha! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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346. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Sep
Ang hirap kayang magpanggap na okay ka lang, kahit na hindi naman talaga. Kain ng Hopia! Pampalubag. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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347. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Sep
Hindi lahat nadadaan sa sipag, kailangan mo din ng disiplina. Bigyan ng Hopia! Pampagana! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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348. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Sep
Si Maya may Sir Chief. Si Chichay may Joaquin. Bat di mo itry mag yaya na rin? Bigyan ng Hopia! Pampa akit sa mga boss nila! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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349. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Sep
Di lahat ng SEXY,maganda at hindi lahat ng MAGANDA, sexy. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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350. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Sep
Mahal mo ako? Aba congrats! Parehas tayo. Mahal ko din sarili ko. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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351. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Sep
Kapag umiiyak ng mag-isa, okay lang. Kapag tumatawa ng mag-isa, SHABU PA! Hopia pa! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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352. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Sep
Hindi mo siya pwedeng pilitin na mahalin ka. Pero pwede mo ipamukha sa kanya kung ano ang sinayang niya. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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353. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Sep
Torpe ka. Manhid siya. Senyales na yan na mag-aral ka muna. Magbaon ka ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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354. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Sep
Wag na wag kang matatakot na mag-isa. Dun mo malalaman kung sino ang mag-eeffort para samahan ka. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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355. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Sep
Ang mga babae parang pulis. Hawak na nila ang ebidensya pero tatanungin ka pa rin hanggang sa umamin ka. Bigyan ng Hopia! Pampakama. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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356. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Sep
Tahimik ang lovelife. Tahimik ang cp. Tahimik ang Bulsa. Tahimk ang mga tindera ng Hopia dahil walang bumibili sa kanila. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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357. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Sep
BOREDZONED - Yung kinakausap/tinetext ka lang nya kung BORED sya! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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358. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Sep
Ang MAKULIT pag sumobra NAKAKAINIS, pero pag nawala NAKAKAMISS. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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359. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Sep
FACT: Mahirap mag-ipon kapag lagi kang gutom. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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360. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
'Wala eh, sa lovelife nalang ako ng iba kinikilig. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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361. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Ang problema kasi ngayon hindi na marunong mag-APPRECIATE mahilig pa mag-KUMPARA sa iba. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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362. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos7 Aug
Sabi ng mga teacher.. Kung mabait ka, mas mabait sila. Kung masama ka, mas masama sila. Sana pag late ka, mas late din sila. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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363. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos24 Aug
Candy Crush. Minion Rush. Manhid ni Crush =(( Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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364. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos7 Sep
Kung sa magulang, andami mong sagot. Pero sa exam, puro ka kamot! Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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365. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Sa sobrang FRIENDLY ko, ayun FRIENDS lang kami. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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366. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Yung sa bahay ka lang ngayon buong araw.Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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367. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
You text me. I reply. You don't text text back. I feel stupid. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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368. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Yung kaibigang ipaparamdam sayong mahalaga ka kahit hindi ka niya kapatid. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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369. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Friends may change but memories last forever. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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370. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Sho kelangan kapag nakabreshes ganito magshalita? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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371. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
A stranger stabs you in front. A fake friend stabs you in the back. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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372. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
MASARAP daw ang walang ginagawa. Parati akong walang ginagawa. Edi masarap ako. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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373. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Kapag may cute, ang talas ng mata. Pero kapag may pinapahanap ang nanay, hindi makita. Bugbugin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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374. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Ang taong matagal sa CR, nagcoconcert pa. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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375. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Best Joke: My LOVELIFE. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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376. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Ang lalaki, kapag kinikilig, nakasmile lang ng wagas. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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377. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Favorite kong subject ang MATH. Masarap kasing MATHulog habang nagkaklase * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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378. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Sana reviewer na lang ako. Para lagi tayong nagtititigan. Kahit minsan, hindi tayo magkaintindihan. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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379. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Walang Lovelive + Walang Pera = NGANGA * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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380. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Hindi lahat ng tao ay SUPLADO/SUPLADA sayo. Hindi lang talaga sila INTERESADO sayo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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381. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Hindi porket may ABS, STRAIGHT na. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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382. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Minsan, ang SYOTA ay parang CELLPHONE. Kapag BAGO, ALAGANG-ALAGA. Pero kapag TUMAGAL, BINABALEWALA na. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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383. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Calling someone UGLY won't make you PRETTY/HANDSOME. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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384. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Sometimes, just a hug will do. No need for advices. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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385. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Walang mukhang pangit. Ugali marami. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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386. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Oo. Mahirap ang kalimutan siya. Pero mas mahirap pa rin talagang magDIET. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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387. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
STOLEN SHOTS capture the REAL you. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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388. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Lahat nagtatataasan na. Height ko na lang hindi. Bigyan ng Cherifer! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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389. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Yung nganga ka lang sa bahay niyo buong araw. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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390. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Yung katatapos mo lang kumain, gutom ka na naman. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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391. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Yung mga taong feeling close dahil may kailangan sayo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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392. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Yung tanging pagkain na lang yung karamay mo kapag may problema ka. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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393. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Kapag si CRUSH ang kausap, lahat ng bagay, nagiging INTERESADO. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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394. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Sino ang nanay ni Doraemon? Edi si "Dora." Sa sobrang kagagala niya, nirape siya ng "Pokemon". #lol * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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395. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Short Guy + Tall Girl = Awkward * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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396. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Memories never die. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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397. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
So young yet so stressed. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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398. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Best Threesome: Me. My Bed. My Pillow. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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399. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Masakit? Yung sa isang iglap parang wala na siyang pakialam sayo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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400. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Yung ang sarap gumala pero wala ka namang kasamang gumala. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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401. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Feelings that came back are feelings that never went away. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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402. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
EX - living proof as to how stupid we can be. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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403. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
2 words. 1 moment. Let Go! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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404. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Buti pa ang ASO, alam ang salitang STAY. Yung ibang tao, HINDI. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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405. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Buti pa sa mga Quotes, tinatamaan ka. Bakit sa akin, HINDI. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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406. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Sep
Gustong gumala, walang perang panggala. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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407. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Sep
Yung inuutusan ka, tapos kunwari hindi mo naririnig. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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408. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Sep
DEFINE SINGLE: Tamad magpaload. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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409. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Sep
Buhay Estudyante : Assignment ng isa, assignment ng lahat. Pulbo ng isa, pulbo ng lahat. Papel ng isa, papel ng lahat. Hopia pa! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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410. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Sep
Ang tunay na estudyante, madalas nawawalan ng PANYO at BALLPEN! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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411. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Sep
TOP 5 WISHES NG MGA PILIPINO: 1. MAGKA-PERA 2. PUMAYAT 3. LOVELIFE 4. MAG INCREASE ANG HEIGHT 5. WALANG PASOK Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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412. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Sep
BEST LIE EVER: Teacher: Naintindihan ba? Ikaw: Opo Teacher: Wala ng tanong? Ikaw: Wala na po. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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413. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Sep
Pray, it works. God is good all the time * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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414. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Sep
Yung feeling na gusto mo talagang matuto pero hindi mo talaga maintindihan. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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415. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Sep
Kapag nasa bahay, feeling mo lagi kang gutom. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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416. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Sep
Ang tunay na kaibigan, hindi alam ang complete address niyo. Pero kabisadong kabisado kung paano pumunta sa bahay niyo. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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417. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos25 Mar
Buti pa ang Lovebird, may LOVE. Samantalang ako, BIRD lang. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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418. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos1 Mar
Yung mga teachers na parang hindi naranasang maging estudyante kung magpahirap. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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419. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos13 Apr
Pag nakabraces, kailangan ngiting kita ang gilagid? Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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420. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos17 Apr
Ang lovelife ko ay parang bangs ni Jose Rizal. ONE SIDED. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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421. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Sep
Yung kung kelan naisipan mong mag-DIET, tsaka niluto yung paborito mong ulam. OKAY! BUKAS NALANG PALA! Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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422. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Sep
BESTFRIEND - Kahit araw-araw kayong nagkikita, never kayong NAUUBUSAN NG CHIKA. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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423. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Sep
Maganda ka, wag mo sayangin ang oras mo sa lalaking ayaw ka. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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424. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Sep
FACT: Ang babae, mabilis ma-inlove sa lalaking magaling mag-gitara. At nanghaharana at may bitbit din na Hopia. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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425. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon23 Sep
Iniwan mo tapos babalikan mo? Ano to? Be Right Back? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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426. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon23 Sep
Yung ang husay mong kumanta sa banyo. Papikit-pikit pa! Oh ha! Panalo! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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427. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon23 Sep
Sa sobrang PAGUUNAWA, Sa sobrang PAGTITIWALA, Ayun NANGALIWA! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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428. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon23 Sep
Kung broken-hearted ang Ulan, sana hindi siya nandadamay ng iba. Bigyan ng Hopia! Pampasaya! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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429. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon23 Sep
Ang pinakamalas na aksidente sa buhay ko ay yung nahulog ang puso ko sa taong hindi ako gusto. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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430. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon23 Sep
Kanina, tinatamad ako. Ngayon, ganun pa din! Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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431. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon23 Sep
Mahal ka daw niya kaya pa load daw ng trenta. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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432. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon23 Sep
Nag Suspend na lahat ng school, pero yang kalandian mo hindi padin Suspended. Sampalin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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433. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon23 Sep
Pumasok ka? Mabuhay isa kang bayani. Bigyan ng Hopia at trophy! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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434. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon23 Sep
Oh tipid na naman ang nanay niyo sa tubig, di ka maliligo eh. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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435. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Sep
Mahal ka naman niya, kaso bilang kaibigan lang. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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436. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Sep
Pagkasama ko mga kaibigan ko parang wala na kaming pakialam sa mundo. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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437. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Sep
Mahirap magselos lalo na kung hindi mo alam kung ano ka sa buhay niya. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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438. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Sep
Hindi lahat ng gwapo ay babaero at hindi rin lahat ng babaero ay gwapo. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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439. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Sep
Madaling magpatawad. Mahirap makalimot. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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440. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Sep
I wish FEELINGS can be DELETED. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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441. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Sep
Ang mga schoolworks, hindi basta basta nauubos. Ang oras ko, konting konti na lang. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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442. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Sep
May mga followers ka nga, hindi ka naman pinapansin. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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443. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Sep
Single na nga, wala pang kapera-pera. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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444. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Sep
If it still hurts, you still care. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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445. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Sep
Dear Crush, stay SINGLE ha. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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446. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Sep
True Friends ACCEPT the real you. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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447. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Sep
SELOS. Limang letra. Libo ang sakit. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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448. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Sep
May mga babaeng kahit magwacky pose, ang ganda pa rin. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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449. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Sep
Kung alak lang ang STRESS, siguro lasing na lasing na ako. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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450. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Sep
May mga taong kahit mahal mo, hindi talaga sila ang para sayo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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451. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Sep
Malandi. Mayabang. Plastik. Maarte. Wow ha! Gifted Child! Bigyan ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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452. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Sep
Iba ang photogenic sa maganda. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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453. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Sep
Wala sa ABS o ITSURA ang kagwapuhan. Nasa ugali yan. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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454. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Sep
UNLIPAGKAIN to 8888 * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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455. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon19 Sep
Yung kinakausap ka ni crush tapos biglang eepal yung mga kaibigan mo. Bigyan ng Hopia! ng matahimik ang mga bunganga! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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456. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon19 Sep
Yung crush mong may gusto sa kaibigan mo. Laslas na! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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457. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon19 Sep
Kapag ako pumayat, who you ka sakin! Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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458. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon19 Sep
LOVELIFE? Ano yun? Mabubusog ba ako dun? Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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459. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon19 Sep
Yung gustong gusto mong pumayat pero di mo magawa. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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460. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon18 Sep
Mahirap magpatawad kapag nasaktan ka, pero mas mahirap magpatawad kapag tindera ka. Lugi ka! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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461. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon18 Sep
Yung eksenang may mga bagay na madaling sabihin pero ang hirap patunayan: 1. DIET. 2. IPON. 3. MOVE ON. NgaNga ba? Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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462. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon18 Sep
Yung eksenang nagkwento ka sa isa pero pagdating sa iba, edited na. Wow ha! New and improved formula! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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463. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon18 Sep
KAPAG MABAIT ANG ISANG TAO. Expectation: Pupunta sa langit. Reality: Inaabuso. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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464. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon18 Sep
Yung ginagapang ka ng mga magulang mo para makapagtapos sa pag-aaral. Tapos ikaw, magpapagapang lang? ARAL MUNA BAGO LANDI. Sipain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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465. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon18 Sep
Akala ko ice cream ‘yung nasa freezer. Tilapia pala. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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466. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon18 Sep
Teh ang putok mo parang NESCAFE. NANGINGIBABAW. Pambihira. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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467. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon18 Sep
FACT: Mabilis maubos ang pera kapag nabaryahan na. Lamon ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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468. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon18 Sep
Try mo kainin yung whitening lotion para pumuti naman yang budhi mo! Sampalin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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469. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon18 Sep
May mga oras na bigla nalang talaga tayo malulungkot kahit na masaya tayo. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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470. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon18 Sep
Makataas ng kili-kili sa ate, basa naman. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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471. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon17 Sep
Ang pag-ibig parang bayad sa jeep, minsan di nasusuklian. Pambihira. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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472. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon17 Sep
Ang relasyon parang pimples, panget pag madame. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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473. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon17 Sep
May mga bagay pala talaga na kahit gusto mo ‘di mo makukuha. Bigyan ng Hopia! Pampalubag. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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474. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon17 Sep
Kung nakalimutan ka niya na parang may AMNESIA. Tiisin mo rin siya na para kang nag ANESTHESIA. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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475. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon17 Sep
Minsan, hindi ko alam kung abusado ka o manhid ka lang talaga. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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476. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon17 Sep
Kung mahal mo IPAGLABAN mo, kung dalawa mahal mo PAGLABANIN mo. Bugbugin sa Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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477. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon17 Sep
May magandang rason kung bakit nananatili tayong single. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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478. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon17 Sep
Sana, sa susunod na ma-inlove ako, sa tamang tao na. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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479. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon17 Sep
Baliwala din lahat ng effort mo kung hindi naman ikaw yung taong gusto niyang mageffort para sayo. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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480. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon17 Sep
Ang sarap kasama yung di maaarteng tao. Yung nasasabayan bawat trip mo. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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481. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon17 Sep
Lahat ng tao may pagkakaiba, kaya dapat lahat tayo marunong rumespeto sa isa't isa. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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482. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon17 Sep
Saludo ako sa mga tao na kahit may Lovelife, Hindi kinakalimutan ang mga kaibigan. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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483. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon17 Sep
Yung wala ka namang ginagawa pero pakiramdam mo pagod na pagod ka. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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484. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon17 Sep
Para maging masaya ka, dapat marunong kang makuntento. Kain ng Hopia! Pampasaya! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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485. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon17 Sep
Sa magkakaibigan, More Baliw, More Fun. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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486. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Sep
Forever? Conjoined twins nga naghihiwalay, kayo pa kaya? Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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487. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Sep
Forever? Mas matagal pa unli ko diyan. Lamon ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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488. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Sep
Ang tunay na lalaki, ginagawa munang ASAWA ang GIRLFRIEND bago gawing NANAY. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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489. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Sep
Nakakainis yung mga taong magpo-post ng picture nila tapos ang caption, "Ang pangit ko. :(" Yung totoo? Gusto mo lang ma-compliment eh. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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490. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Sep
Yung ang ganda ganda ng view sa bintana ng jeep tapos biglang humampas yung buhok ng katabi mo. Ang sarap kalbuhin, ano po? Hopia po! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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491. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Sep
Kinausap ka lang, feeling mo agad may gusto na sayo. Sige Hopia pa! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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492. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Sep
"Bayad po.." "Makikiabot po.." "Bayad po, makikisuyo.." .. MANONG, CATCH!" * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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493. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Sep
Nung umulan ng katamaran, jusko basang-basa ako! Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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494. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos31 Dec
Hobby ng mga Single: KUMAIN ng KUMAIN at Laging mag-On Line. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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495. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos12 Mar
Aanhin pa ang tiwala kung ang hinala ay laging tumatama. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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496. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Sep
Ang tunay na lover, kayang mag WAIT FOREVER. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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497. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Sep
Taken ka na, lumalandi ka pa sa iba. Anong flavor mo, CREMA DE PUTA? Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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498. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Sep
Alam mo yung feeling sikat? Marami nun dito sa Twitter. Palamunin na yan ng Giant Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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499. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Sep
May pa-promise promise ka pa. May pa-forever forever ka pa. Eh ilang buwan lang nakalipas, may bago ka na. Aba'y loko ka! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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500. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Sep
Ang pagseselos, hindi yan para lang sa may karapatan. Para din yan sa may nararamdaman. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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501. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Sep
Nakakabwisit yung mga taong feeling pogi/maganda. Hindi naman maituro kung saan banda. Sapakin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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502. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Sep
Profile picture mo, mukha mo. Header mo, mukha mo. Background mo, mukha mo. SIGE, IPA-BILLBOARD MO NA! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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503. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Sep
Excuse me, paki ayos naman mukha mo. Baka kasi kapag di ako naka tiis, eh supalpalin ko ng Hopia. Thanks. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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504. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Sep
Yung mas nakakatawa pa yung tawa niya kaysa sa joke niya. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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505. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon15 Sep
No more, no less. Happy 100,000 followers sa atin mga ka-Hopia! :)) http://twitpic.com/ddln30 * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More View photo 506. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon15 Sep
Hindi man maganda lovelife mo ngayon, tiwala lang kay God. Alam niya kung pano ayusin love story mo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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507. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Sep
Ang babaeng iniwan, lalong gumaganda at magsisisi ka sa hulihan. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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508. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Sep
Yung tipong mas makulay pa yung suot mong damit kesa sa lovelife mo. NgaNga! Lamon ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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509. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Sep
Wag makampante, dahil mukha kang elepante. HohohohohoHopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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510. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Sep
FOREVER? Diba modus operandi yan, nabiktima nako nyan eh! Lamon ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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511. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Sep
Wag mong sasabihin sa sarili mo na hindi mo kaya. Kaya mo yan. Ikaw pa. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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512. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Sep
Akala ko sa Forever lang niya ako mabibiktima, hindi pala. http://twitpic.com/ddfhx6 * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More View photo 513. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Sep
Kadalasan kung sino pa ang pala-tawa, sila pa yung may malaking problema. Bigyan ng Hopia! Pampasaya! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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514. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Sep
Hindi lahat ng ngiti, kasiyahan ang dahilan. Kadalasan kasi iyon ang pinakamagandang paraan, para itago ang sobrang kalungkutan. Hopia pa! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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515. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Sep
Kapag payat, COSPLAYER. Kapag mataba, MASCOT! Asan ang hustisya? Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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516. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Sep
Sana pera mo nalang akong NALAGLAG para pag pinulot ako ng iba Sasabihin mo AKIN YAN. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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517. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Sep
Sa dami ng banat ngayon wala na kong maisip na banat kundi banatan yang mukha mo! Sampalin, bugbugin at suntukin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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518. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Sep
Dahil sa Twitter, may newspaper ka na may diary ka pa. Panalo diba? Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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519. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Sep
Pinagyayabang mo yang ka-on mo. Eh single yan pag kausap ako. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Lamon ka Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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520. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Sep
Kapag nadapa, tumayo ka. Alangan naman na humiga ka pa. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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521. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Sep
Balang araw, kikiligin din ako sa sariling lovelife ko. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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522. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Sep
Ang hilig manghusga pero pag sya hinusgahan galit na galit. Palamunin na yan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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523. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Sep
September pa lang, pero yung mukha pang Halloween na. Sampalin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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524. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Sep
Yung wala kng magawa sa bahay niyo ngayon. Oh ano? I love Sabado ka pa ba? Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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525. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Sep
Daling gumastos, ang hirap mag ipon. Bigte na! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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526. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Sep
FACEBOOK: Selfie INSTAGRAM: Pagkain TWITTER: Sama ng LOOB. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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527. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon13 Sep
In God's time, everything will be okay. Smile lang tayo. God is good all the time, and all the time God is good. :) * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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528. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon13 Sep
BLOGGED: "Does virginity really matter nowadays?" http://sabinidoraemon.tumblr.com/ * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More View summary 529. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon13 Sep
Ang lovelife, parang quiz lang yan sa school. Kapag minamadali, madalas nagkakamali. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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530. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon13 Sep
Ang taong sawi, sa pagkain bumabawi. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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531. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon13 Sep
Hoy friend! Ni-raid ba yang ilong mo? Nakadapa kasi eh. Palamunin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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532. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon13 Sep
Puro nalang ba landian? Hindi na ba uso ang totohanan? Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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533. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon13 Sep
Yung kaibigan mong parang aswang kung makatawa. Bigyan na yan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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534. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon13 Sep
Wag mong sabihin na forever alone ka, andyan si God binabantayan ka. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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535. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon13 Sep
Sila may lovelife, eh ikaw? may eyebags! Pambihira! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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536. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon13 Sep
Ang sarap sa feeling yung kapag nagtatampo ka, tapos susuyuin ka nya. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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537. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon13 Sep
Ayaw mabastos pero mas mahaba pa yung bulsa kesa sa shorts. Pambihira. Palamunin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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538. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon13 Sep
Friend1: Papasok ka? Friend:2 Hindi eh. ikaw? Friend1: Hindi na rin. Sure na yan ah? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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539. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Sep
Fact: Ang hirap mag diet lalo na pag matakaw ka. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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540. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Sep
Yung crush mo siya, di mo masabi kaya tweet mo nalang. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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541. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Sep
Pinanganak ka para maging masaya. Hindi para magpakatanga sa taong walang kwenta. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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542. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Sep
Yung feeling na kahit sobrang pagod kana hindi ka pa rin makatulog ng maaga. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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543. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Sep
Sa sobrang assuming mo, akala mo lagi lahat ng post niya para sayo. NgaNga! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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544. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Sep
Huwag mong ibigay ang oras mo sa taong hindi interesado sayo. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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545. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos2 Nov 12
Ang SELOS ay parang malakas na HANGIN , Kung hindi ka MALAKAS o kung hindi ka KAKAPIT, tuluyan ka nitong tatangayin. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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546. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos7 Mar
Ang UTAK tulad ng TIYAN, masakit kapag walang laman. Pero di tulad ng PUSO, sasakit lang kung may nilalaman. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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547. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos12 Sep
Overheard: Pinapagselos mo yung taong wala namang pakialam sayo, halika, mag shopping-all-day nalang tayo. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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548. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Sep
May mga taong ayaw kang mawala, pero hindi naman alam kung paano ka alagaan ng tama. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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549. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Sep
Yung may mga kanta na pagpinakinggan mo, parang ginawa para sayo. Pambihira. Lamon ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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550. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Sep
HAHAHA ka ng HAHAHA, nasasaktan kana pala. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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551. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Sep
Wag ka nang umasa! Wala kang papel sa buhay nya! Sampalin ng Hopia! Ng matauhan ang tanga! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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552. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon11 Sep
Yung sobrang BALIW ka na sa kanya. Pero siya BALIWala ka lang sa kanya. Lamon ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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553. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon11 Sep
Maraming nagmamahal sayo, di mo lang nakikita kasi busy ka sa taong di naman nakikita halaga mo. Lamon ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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554. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon11 Sep
Ang tunay na maganda sa ugali pa lang kita na. Panalo! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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555. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon11 Sep
Gusto kita laging asarin, hindi dahil trip kita! Nakakainlove ka kasi sa tuwing napipikon ka. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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556. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon11 Sep
Hindi sapat na dahilan ang pagiging busy para hindi ka makaalala. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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557. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Sep
Mag-iipon kana sana eh. Kaso nilandi kapa ni PAGKAIN. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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558. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Sep
F.A.C.T = Filipinos Are Cute Talaga! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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559. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Sep
Pinanganak ka para maging masaya. Hindi para magpakatanga sa taong walang kwenta. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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560. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Sep
Yung teacher mo na parang estudyante lang din kung makipag bonding sa inyo. Ang saya-saya! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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561. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Sep
Di lahat ng kaibigan mo, totoo sayo. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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562. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Sep
NOTEBOOK: Buksan mo na ako may assignment ka, paki answer para may ipasa ka. TWITTER: Huwag kang makinig sa malanding iyan! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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563. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Sep
Sa Barkada kapag may nadapa, Imbes na tulungan, Itatanong pa "Ilan ang nahuli mong Palaka? Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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564. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Sep
3 month rule? Di na uso yun. Minsan nga hindi pa nagbebreak, may iba na. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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565. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Sep
Ang babae pag inlove, kulang pa ang isang araw para dumaldal. Pero pag heartbroken daig pa ang brownout sa sobrang tahimik. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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566. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Sep
Pag ako pumayat, kakain pa din ako. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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567. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Sep
Wow! Ang ganda ng legs. Pagdating sa mukha. Ayy! Balik tayo sa legs! Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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568. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Sep
Wala eh, kahit may pasok nagpupuyat ako eh. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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569. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Sep
Puro papogi, puro paganda. Pag pinarecite naman, NGANGA! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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570. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Sep
Pagnadapa ka: Sa America: Are you okay? Sa Pinas: Oh, ano? Bobo mo. Buhay kapa? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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571. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Sep
Sa harap ng Statue of Liberty.: ITALIAN: Magnifico! BRITISH: Brilliant! AMERICAN: Amazing! PINOY: Picture! Picture! Pang-INSTAGRAM! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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572. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Sep
FACT: Mahirap kiligin kapag katabi ang magulang. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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573. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Sep
Saludo ako sa mga estudyanteng hindi pa din gumagawa ng mga assignments. Oy linggo na! Ano hinihintay mo? Sem break!? Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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574. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Sep
UNLITIGYAWAT STOP to 8888 * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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575. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Sep
Cool off means "Wait lang. Lalandi lang ako. Pag wala akong nakitang iba, babalik ako sayo." Bulol! Bugbugin kita ng Hopia ko eh! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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576. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Sep
Hindi naman ako artista pero palagi akong tinitilian . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IPIS. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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577. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Sep
Mapagsamantala siya, congratulations ikaw naman tong si tanga. Anong benefit mo? NGANGA? Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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578. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Sep
Ang sama ng tingin mo sa DP ko ah, first time makakakita ng cute? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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579. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Sep
Porke't marunong kang mangtrashtalk cool kana? Eh kung budbudan kita ng Hopia sa bunganga? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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580. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Sep
PAMPERS ka ba? Sarap mo kasing i-HUGGIES eh. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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581. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Sep
Nakitext lang. Umabot pa hanggang sa Gallery. Iyo na kaya phone ko. Sayo na sayo na! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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582. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Sep
Fierce pala, akala ko "fears" eh. Nakakatakot kasi yang itsura mo. Sampalin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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583. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Sep
Buti pa si CANDY CRUSH, sinabihan akong SWEET. Eh ikaw? Wala! Lamon ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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584. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Sep
Eh kasi nga, FAMOUS siya! Kaya snob. Gets? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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585. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Sep
Yung kayong magkakaibigan, iisa lang ang crush niyo. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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586. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Sep
Sa Jollibee: Bida ang saya. Sa magkakaibigan: Bida ang shunga. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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587. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Sep
Lakas ng ulan no? Malamig ba? Halika dito. Higa ka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . PAPLANTSAHIN KITA! Bugbugin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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588. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Sep
Pag SEXY ang kakain ng Apple, Snow White. Pero kapag mataba, LECHON?! Nasaan ang hustisya? Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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589. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Sep
Bumabagyo ngayon sa puso ko. Ingat, baka bahain ka ng pagmamahal ko. Bigyan ng Hopia! Pampakilig. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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590. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon6 Sep
Matulog daw ng maaga. Umaga na nga natulog. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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591. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon6 Sep
Katawan mo CONVINCING, mukha mo CONJURING. NgaNga! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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592. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon6 Sep
Minsan hanggang bestfriend lang talaga. Lamon ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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593. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon6 Sep
Define Banyo: Yan ang Araneta Coliseum ko! Panalo! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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594. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon6 Sep
Yung hanggang kilig ka na lang sa teleserye, movie at libro. Eh wala tayong lovelife eh! Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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595. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon6 Sep
Mas maingay pa sa palengke kapag barkada na ang kasama. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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596. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon5 Sep
Bibili ako ng couple shirt, tapos susuotin ko pareho. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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597. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon5 Sep
Ang tunay na nagmamahal kahit gaano pa sya ka-busy sisingit at singgitan ka paren ng oras. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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598. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon5 Sep
Maliit man ako sa iyong paningin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wala na tayong magagawa, maliit pa rin * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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599. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Sep
FACT: Sa bahay, wala kang paki-alam sa itsura mo. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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600. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Sep
ULOLISM - Ultimate Laughing Out Loud In Silent Mode. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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601. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Sep
Madaming estudyante ang bumabagsak dahil sa salitang "BUKAS NA LANG NGA! Pakainin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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602. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Sep
Kung minahal mo ako para lang saktan, sana niyaya mo na lang ako sa SUNTUKAN. Suntukin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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603. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Sep
Ano ang tawag sa refrigerator na punong puno ng chocolates at ice cream? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IMAGINATION! Lamon ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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604. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Sep
Ang taong palangiti at wagas kung tumawa, ay ang taong iyakin at mahina pagdating sa taong mahalaga sa kanya. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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605. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Sep
Sa classroom, may isa kang kaklase na laging trip ng lahat. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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606. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Sep
Ang taong may problema, sa Twitter nagdadrama. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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607. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2 Sep
SWAG : Someone Who Admires God * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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608. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2 Sep
Sana may pagkaing nakakapayat diba? Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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609. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2 Sep
Yung feeling na. Biglang diet pag hindi masarap ang ulam. Lamon ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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610. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2 Sep
"GUTOM" - yan yung pinaka ayaw kong pakiramdam. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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611. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2 Sep
Kung mambababae ka rin lang naman, wag na dun sa panget. Kasi hindi pambabae ang tawag dun.. PANGANGASO. Pambihira. Bugbugin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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612. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2 Sep
Basta LOVE ang pinag-uusapan, single man o taken, lahat nakakarelate. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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613. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2 Sep
Yung feeling na ayaw mong ipaalam sa kanya na nagseselos ka, kaya kunwari kinikilig ka sa kanilang dalawa. Lamon ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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614. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2 Sep
Hindi mo talaga maiwasan ang selos kung nagmamahal ka. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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615. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Sep
Hindi natin maiiwasan ang PANG-HUHUSGA. Nasayo nalang kung MAGPAPA-APEKTO ka. Lamon ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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616. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Sep
May LOL na, may HAHAHA pa. Di na nakuntento, nag XD pa! Happiness? Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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617. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Sep
Pinakamahirap iwasan? Edi PAGKAIN. Pakainin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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618. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Sep
Yung mas pinoproblema mo pa yung minor subjects mo kaysa sa major subjects mo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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619. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Sep
Sila Goku, Vegeta at Trunks, nagsuSUPER SAIYANS. Kami naman ni Crush, SUPER SAYANG. Super Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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620. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Sep
Maganda nga ang Cellphone, wala namang load. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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621. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Sep
Pangit na nga, mapanglait pa. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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622. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Sep
Tatlo lang ang masarap sa mundo. Libre, Bawal at AKO. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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623. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Sep
May mga taong nakaangat lang ng kaunti, hindi ka na kilala. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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624. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Sep
Sana bumaha ng pera. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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625. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Sep
Bakit maalat ang dagat? Kasi lahat ng tamis napunta na sayo. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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626. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Sep
Close na close noon pero ngayon, hindi na nagpapansinan. Bugbugin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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627. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Sep
Age, pangCollege. Utak, pangKinder. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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628. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Sep
Pinansin mo pero hindi ka pinansin. Yan tayo eh. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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629. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon31 Aug
Ang tunay na kaibigan, hindi alam ang mga salitang IWANAN at KALIMUTAN. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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630. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon31 Aug
Sana may sweldo ang pagtutwitter. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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631. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon31 Aug
Masarap magkaroon ng mga kaibigang baliw kasama. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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632. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon31 Aug
UNLIWEEKEND to 8888 . Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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633. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon31 Aug
Coke ang katawan. Ang mukha, tansan. Bigyan ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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634. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon31 Aug
Nakakatamad na mag-aral. Makapag-artista na nga lang. Bigyan ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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635. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon31 Aug
Sana pwedeng ilipat ang TABA. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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636. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon31 Aug
Sana sibuyas ka na lang. Para kung umiyak man ako dahil sayo, at least tinatadtad naman kita ng kutsilyo. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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637. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon31 Aug
Noon: Pangarap kita. Ngayon: Pangarap pa rin. Bigyan ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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638. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon31 Aug
Hoy ikaw! Umagang-umaga nag tu-twitter ka. Magwalis ka nga! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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639. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Aug
Wag kang maniwala sa profile picture. Sa tagged pictures ka maniwala. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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640. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Aug
Yung hanggang tingin ka na lang sa profile niya. Lamon ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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641. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Aug
Sa sobrang ganda mo wala ng natira sa ugali mo. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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642. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Aug
Kahit anong mangyari, tandaan mo, may plano si God para sayo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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643. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon27 Aug
Kung nasaktan ka, iiyak mo. Punas luha. Ayos damit. Ngiti lang. Kain ng Hopia ko. Hanap bago. Tuloy ang ikot ng mundo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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644. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon27 Aug
Sa liblib na baryo. BOY: tatang,naiinom po ba ang tubig dito? . . . . . . . . Tatang: nasa iyo yan iho kung gusto mong nguyain. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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645. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon26 Aug
Ang sarap ng may lovelife lalo kung mahal nyo ang isa't isa. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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646. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon26 Aug
THE CONJURING NAKAKATAKOT? Mas nakakatakot nga pag nawala ka eh. De joke. Kapag naubusan talaga ako ng Hopia. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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647. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon26 Aug
Kung sakaling tinext mo yung CRUSH mo at hindi agad nagreply, isipin mo na lang sobra siyang naexcite kaya ayun nahimatay. :"> * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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648. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon26 Aug
Sa sobrang sama ng ugali mo. Wow na lang ang masasabi ko. Bugbugin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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649. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon26 Aug
BLOGGED: Abolish the Pork Barrel! http://sabinidoraemon.tumblr.com/ * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More View summary 650. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon26 Aug
Iba ang maputi sa maganda. Maputi ka lang kaya maganda. Kaya wag kang mag maganda. Bugbugin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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651. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon26 Aug
Yung kaibigan mong nakita lang yung crush niya, parang sinapian na. Oh easy easy. Kain ka Hopia. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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652. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon26 Aug
Gusto mo ng matinong syota, Eh bakit ikaw, Matino kaba? Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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653. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon26 Aug
Akala ko concern ka, nakikichismis ka lang pala. Palamunin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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654. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon26 Aug
Pinapagselos mo yung taong wala namang pakialam sayo, halika, mag shopping-all-day nalang tayo. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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655. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Aug
Yung babaeng may beauty na nga, may brains at mabait pa. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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656. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Aug
Hindi lahat ng chubby, panget. At hindi lahat ng sexy, maganda. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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657. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Aug
What's ELECTRICITY? It's a kuryente that is connected to the poste that makes the ilaw sindi & when somebody hold it makes them GIMME GIMME. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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658. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Aug
Yung mas mataas pa yung baha kaysa height mo. NgaNga! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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659. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Aug
Hindi ako matakaw, mahina ka lang kumain! Pakanin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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660. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Aug
TISTER: Juan! JUAN: Yes ma'am? . TITSER: Use 'fact' 3 times in a sentence. . JUAN: As a matter of fact, birds cannot fly without fact-fact. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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661. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Aug
Magkakambal ang pagmamahal at tiwala, hindi ka pwedeng magmahal kung hindi mo kayang magtiwala. Pakainin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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662. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Aug
Kamusta crush mo? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ayon, lunod pa din sa baha. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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663. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Aug
Sa magkakaibigan, More Tanga, More Tawa. Lamon ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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664. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Aug
Dati, ang sweet ng Good Morning at Good Night Message nya sayo. Ngayon, GM nalang natatanggap mo. Lamon ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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665. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Aug
Nakakapagod din pala ang taong mahilig mag-drama. Bombahin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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666. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Aug
Bilib ako sa mga taong palaging nakangiti kahit deep inside nasasaktan na sila. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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667. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Aug
Hi Crush, I'm ANTO. ANTO-toong umiibig sayo, bow. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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668. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos23 Apr
Porke ba may BRACES ka sa ngipin, ibig sabihin MAGANDA KA NA? Hindi ba pwedeng STRICT LANG ANG PARENTS mo, kaya pati ngipin mo may BAKOD na? Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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669. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos24 Apr
MAY WIFI MAY WIF MAY WI MAY W MAY MA M MA MAY MAY P MAY PA MAY PAS MAY PASS MAY PASSW MAY PASSWO MAY PASSWOR MAY PASSWORD Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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670. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos15 Aug
Pinansin ako ng crush ko... sabi niya, "Excuse Me." Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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671. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Aug
Bago ka manghusga, siguraduin mo muna na perpekto ka. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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672. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Aug
Eyebags, alam kong pinaghihirapan kita pero wag ka namang magpasikat. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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673. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Aug
Yung sasabihin mong "WAG MO NA NGA AKO ITETEXT!" pero naghihintay ka pa din ng text galing sa kanya. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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674. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Aug
Lahat Na Mismo Nasa'yo . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ang Suplada, Ang Landi at Itim ng kili-kili mo * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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675. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon23 Aug
Ang LOVE ay parang computer games, mabilis matapos kapag may CHEAT. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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676. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon23 Aug
Gwapo daw siya? Bigyan ng mapa, HANAPIN KUNG SAN BANDA! Bigyan na din ng Hopia! Baka mamatay na sa gutom kakahanap, di pa rin niya nakikita! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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677. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon23 Aug
Ligawan mo Yung Babaeng Masarap Magmahal. Hindi yung Masarap kaya Mo Mahal. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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678. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon23 Aug
Banat ng mga estudyanteng may pasok na sa mga estudyanteng wala pa: "Kami may baon na, kayo nganga!" Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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679. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon23 Aug
Hanapin mo yung taong paiiyakin ka, paiiyakin ka sa sobrang saya kaka sponsor sayo ng Hopia. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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680. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon23 Aug
Yung todo smile ka sa picture tapos hindi ka pala nakuhanan. Pambihira. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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681. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon23 Aug
Yung moment na magpapaalam ka sa magulang mo kapag bihis kana at ready to go na, para wala na silang magagawa. Ikaw ha. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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682. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Aug
Hindi lahat ng maganda masarap titigan, yung iba masarap pektusan, bugbugin at batuhin ng Hopia sa sobrang kaartehan. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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683. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Aug
Dalawa lang ang posibleng mangyari sa pagmamahal mo: Pwedeng mawala o kaya naman bigla na lang lumala. Lamon ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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684. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Aug
Ang tunay na kaibigan, hindi ipaparamdam sayo na OP ka. Ang saya-saya! Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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685. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Aug
Yung natatawa ka nalang sa throwback photos mo. Nakakahiya. Lamon ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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686. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Aug
Alam niyo ba na kapag kumanta ka ay malaki ang posibilidad na umulan. Kaya wag kang kakanta! Saksakan ng Hopia ang bunganga! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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687. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Aug
Yung kaklase mong bawat subject nagpopolbo. Hopia gusto mo? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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688. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Aug
Hi Kumusta? . Okay lang, ikaw? . Okay lang din. . Ahhh. The end. Bow * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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689. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Aug
Humanda ka na bukas sa sunod-sunod na activities, lectures at quizzes. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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690. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Aug
Sardinas ka ba? :"> . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hoy! Ligo-ligo din! Tapang ng hiya! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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691. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Aug
NBSB = No Baon Since Bagyo . . . NGSB = No Gala Since Bagyo Lamon ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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692. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Aug
Yung bigla mo nalang maaalala memories mo noong bata ka pa. Bigyan ng Hopia! Para feel na feel mo talaga! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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693. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Aug
Ang cellphone ko ay dakilang tagatanggap lamang ng mga gm nila. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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694. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Aug
Tanggapin ang mga bagay na wala na, at maging masaya sa kung ano pang natitira. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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695. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Aug
3 words, 2 seconds, 1 moment. ''Thank You God''. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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696. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Aug
Grabe ka Typhoon Maring! Pati baon namin mga estudyante sinalanta mo! Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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697. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Aug
Dear Maring, "You're nothing but the second rate, trying hard COPYCAT!" Sincerely, Ondoy * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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698. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Aug
Umulan lang, hug agad? Di ba pwedeng mag-jacket ka muna? Malandi ha! Bombahin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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699. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Aug
Nung nauso DSLR, daming feeling photographer. Nauso lang yung photoshoot, daming feeling model. Panalo! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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700. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Aug
Forever? Mukha mo! Mas matagal pa kong maligo kesa sa FOREVER mo! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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701. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Aug
Yung paulit-ulit lang yung ginagawa mo sa computer. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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702. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Aug
Yung ibang mga lalaki gusto lang sa babae yung katawan. Buti pa yung zombies, BRAINS ang gusto nila! Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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703. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Aug
Sabi mo, ON THE WAY KA NA. Pero ang totoo, maliligo ka pa lang. Oooops teka, naliligo ka ba? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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704. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Aug
Diet kunwari, tikim tikim lang. Mamaya-maya lumalamon na. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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705. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Aug
Kapag nilandi mo ang crush ko, eto mapapala mo! Beng! Beng! Beng! (҂`_´) <,︻╦╤─ ҉ - - - - - -- ,,\\, /﹋\ * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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706. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Aug
In Sex . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Examples are: Fly, cockroach, grasshopper, dragonfly * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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707. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Aug
Yung feeling na mas mataas pa yung kilay niya kaysa sa grade niya. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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708. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Aug
Ang tunay na pag-ibig ay parang SHABU, di ko pa natitikman. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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709. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Aug
Nagtatampo ako at gusto kong lambingin mo ako, pero hindi mo nagegets kaya nag aaway tayo! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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710. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Aug
Kung TAKEN ka AMININ MO! Hindi yung nakadepende yung Sagot Mo sa itsura ng NAGTATANONG sayo. Malandi ka! Sampalin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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711. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Aug
MAHIRAP talaga pag ayaw na sayo ng taong mahal mo, kahit umiyak kapa ng dugo at i-offer ang Hopia mo wala na talaga syang pake sayo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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712. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Aug
"HAHAZONED" - Sa haba ng text mo sa kanya, "HAHA" lang ang tangi niyang naireply sa'yo. PAmbihira. Lamon ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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713. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Aug
Ganito na nga panahon, landi parin inaatupag mo. Hopia gusto mo? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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714. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon20 Aug
Ang TUNAY na SEXY ay MATAKAW! Purgahin sa Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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715. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon20 Aug
"Life is short." So kailangan pati height ko short? Bastusan po ba? Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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716. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon20 Aug
Dear Maring, suntukan na lang oh? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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717. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon20 Aug
Ano ang apelyido ni Skype? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . edi Flakes! Skype Flakes. Hanaaaap * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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718. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon20 Aug
Nahulog ka sa puno. Nahulog ka sa hagdan. Nahulog ka sa bangin. Ano'ng problema ng gravity at di ka nahulog sakin? Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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719. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon20 Aug
SEEN pero di pinanSEEN. NgaNga! Lamon ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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720. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon20 Aug
Gusto lang ho namin ay suspension hindi baha. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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721. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon20 Aug
Oh, maghunos dili kayo ha. Baka naman mag selfie pa kayo sa baha. Eh mahagisan ko lang kayo ng giant Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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722. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon19 Aug
"PAGLIGO" - Isang malaking pagsubok kapag malamig ang panahon. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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723. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Aug
Yung feeling na umamin sayo yung crush mo na may gusto din siya sayo. Pero syempre joke lang yun, asa ka pa. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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724. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Aug
Puro ka nalang "Kamusta crush mo?" Eh paano kung Mama mo magtanong sa'yo, "Kamusta grades mo?" Ano isasagot mo? "KONTI LANG?" * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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725. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon15 Aug
Sa sobrang tagal dumating ni lovelife, kumain na lang ako. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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726. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon15 Aug
ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤRT PARA MAINIS DIN SILA * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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727. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon15 Aug
Kung mahilig ka rin lang namang magsumiksik at ipilit ang sarili mo sa iba, SANA NAGING SARDINAS KA NALANG. Bigyan ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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728. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon15 Aug
"Ahh. Haha." May mai-reply lang. Bigyan ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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729. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon15 Aug
Yung nagtetext ka,Tapos yung katabi nakikibasa. O eto, ikaw na lang ang mag reply, nakakahiya naman! Bigyan ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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730. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon15 Aug
Di bale ng pandak, di naman nauuntog. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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731. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Aug
Yung mga lalaking mas malandi pa sa babae... Bigyan ng bra tapos hampasin ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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732. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Aug
Mahal mo nga, alam ba nya? NgaNga! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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733. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Aug
Mapapakanta ka na lang kapag naaalala mo sya. Bigyan ng Hopia! Para feel na feel mo talaga! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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734. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Aug
Ang tunay na maganda sa ugali pa lang kita na. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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735. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Aug
Nakakamiss talaga maging bata yung tipong ginagawa mo lang ang mga bagay na nakakapagpapaSAYA sayo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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736. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos30 Oct 12
Ang tiwala ay parang STICKERS. Once na natanggal na ang pagkakadikit, maibalik mo man, hindi na ganon katibay ang KAPIT. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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737. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Aug
Pagdating ng araw magsasawa na kayo sa isa't isa. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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738. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Aug
Sa bahay NGANGA, Sa school SHUNGA, Sa PAGIBiG TANGA. Palamunin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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739. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Aug
May feelings na lumalala, may feelings din na nawawala. Kain tayo ng Hopia. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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740. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon13 Aug
Kunwari nagtetext pero OP naman talaga. Haha bigyan ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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741. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon13 Aug
Kailangan ko ng insPERAsyon. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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742. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon13 Aug
Lahat ng maglike sa photo mo pinasasalamatan ah? Kumakandidato ka ba? Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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743. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon13 Aug
Ang Kaibigan parang pera. Kapag marami, masaya. Kapag kulang, nakakalungkot. Kapag nauubos, nakakaiyak. At kapag PEKE, DI TINATANGGAP. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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744. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon13 Aug
"Ang lamig. Pa hug." <- malandi, bigyan ng kumot, ibalot, at itapon sa dagat. Bugbugin pa ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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745. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon13 Aug
Ang sarap kiligin tapos ang sakit umasa. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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746. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon13 Aug
Daig ng MALANDI ang Maganda. Bugbugin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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747. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon13 Aug
Hindi sinuspend class nyo? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sa amin din -.- * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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748. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Aug
Yung mga patama mo sa iba, tumama din sayo. Ano yan selfie? Bigyan ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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749. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Aug
Pag nag college ka, asahan mo si Mariah Carey and idol mo. "I can make it through the rain" Pambihira. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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750. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Aug
Hindi reason ang pagiging busy para hindi magparamdam. Pero baka busy lang kumain ng hopia. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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751. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Aug
Ang gusto ng mga babae EFFORT hindi puro salita. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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752. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Aug
Huwag magmadali sa pagmamahal, Hindi yan unahan, patagalan yan. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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753. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Aug
KATANGAHAN (ka-ta-nga-han) hindi yan vitamins at Hopia para araw-arawin! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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754. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos27 Dec
Para sa LAHAT ng BABAE: Wag mo i-kumpara yung sarili mo sa iba. May natatangi kang ganda, kaya mag smile ka :) Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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755. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos28 Dec
LATE RECEIVER ka ba? Kasi hanggang ngayon, hindi mo pa rin matanggap na MAHAL KITA. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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756. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos12 Aug
Never allow yourself to be defined by someone else's opinion of you. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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757. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Aug
Noong bata kapa, kumakanta ka sa electricfan kasi may sound effects. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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758. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Aug
Yung college ka na, pahirapan parin magpaalam sa parents mo pag may lakad ka. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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759. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Aug
Pag ang bond paper natuldukan ng dumi, yung dumi agad napapansin . . . . . . . Parang tao, pag nagkamali, yun agad yung pinopoint. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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760. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Aug
Yung feeling na kwento ng kwento sayo yung kaibigan mo pero wala ka naman naintindihan. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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761. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Aug
K-9 ay aso. K-10 ay pusa. Hanaaap. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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762. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Aug
Ang sarap manood ng magandang movie ngayon habang nakahiga at kumakain ng Hopia. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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763. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Aug
Yung mga walang hiya mong kaibigan na kailangan mo pang alukin ng libre para samahan ka. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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764. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon11 Aug
Nag PM ako kay crush pero di siya nag reply, siguro hinimatay. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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765. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon11 Aug
Hoy ikaw, oo ikaw nga! Pustahan tayo tinatamad kang pumasok bukas tama ba? Panalo ha! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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766. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Aug
Kunwari ayaw sa STOLEN SHOT, pero gagawin din namang PROFILE PICTURE. Itsura. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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767. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Aug
Akala ko dagat lang ang lumalalim, pati rin pala ang feelings ko sayo nadamay na. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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768. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Aug
Yung feeling na masaya ka kapag kausap siya kahit para sa kanya wala kang halaga. Pakainin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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769. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Aug
Manloloko siguro si Math. Andaming X eh. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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770. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Aug
Huwag gamitin ang mata para umiyak sa taong nang-iwan sayo. Gamitin ang mata para magbasa ng BIBLIYA :) * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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771. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Aug
Yung kaibigan mong nakita lang yung crush niya, parang sinapian na. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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772. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Aug
Dadating yung panahon na tatawanan mo na lang yung mga oras na nagpakatanga ka. Bigyan ng Hopia pampasaya! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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773. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Aug
Sige mafall ka lang sa kanya, andyan lang ang sahig nagaabang. Malandi ka kasing bata ka! Bugbugin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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774. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Aug
Nag-smile na ba sayo ang crush mo? Di pa? Bigti ka na. Kain ka Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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775. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Aug
Akala ko iba ka, Malandi ka rin pala. Palamunin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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776. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Aug
Ang pagiging inlove nararamdaman yan hindi lang basta basta. Kaya hindi rin basta basta kapag nasaktan ka. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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777. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Aug
Yung boses pa lang niya naririnig mo, alam mong siya na. Oh my ang sarap kumain ng Hopia habang nakikinig sa boses niya :"> * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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778. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Aug
Si God lang yung pwede mo kausapin pag may hndi ka ma-open sa ibang tao. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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779. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Aug
Salamat papa God sa walang sawang pakikinig sa mga dasal ko. :) * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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780. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Aug
Akala mo bago yung damit sa picture, sinukat lang pala sa fitting room. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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781. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Aug
May nalaman daw siya pero hindi daw niya sasabihin. Salamat at binitin mo ko ha? Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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782. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Aug
Maganda naman boses mo eh, huwag mo na lang iparinig sa iba. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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783. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon6 Aug
Artista ka ba? Bakit? Ang hilig mo kase umeksena! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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784. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon6 Aug
Sa sobrang panget mo lahat ng ID pictures mo nakatalikod! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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785. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon6 Aug
Facebook ka ba? Ang kapal kase ng FACE mo parang BOOK. Sampalin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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786. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon6 Aug
Alam mo masyado kang dominante. DOMINANTEnga mo grabe! Nakakahiya! Palamunin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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787. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon6 Aug
Boy: Kilala mo si Corazon? Girl: Siya yung unang aswang? Boy: Eh ikaw pang ilan ka? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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788. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon6 Aug
Ang taong hindi marunong lumingon sa pinanggalingan, malamang may Hopia sa harapan. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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789. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon5 Aug
Kuya nag smile na si crush sa akin.. . Smile ka din. . Ganito? :D . Hindi, konti lang :) RT sa naka gets =)) * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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790. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon5 Aug
Group Project: MEMBERS: Tagabayad. LEADER: Taga GAWA! Lamon ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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791. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon5 Aug
Yung pag may "ALL OF THE ABOVE" sa choices ng exam feeling mo yun na. Panalo! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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792. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon5 Aug
Sa lahat naman ng mawawala, bakit kasipagan pa? Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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793. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon4 Aug
Pahalagahan kung sino ang nandyan. Pabayaan at wag pilitin ang mga nang-iiwan. Eh nandyan ang Hopia, tirahin muna baka matira pa ng iba. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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794. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon4 Aug
May mga tao talagang nakakalimot kapag masaya na sila at nakakain na ng aking magic Hopia. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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795. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon4 Aug
Ang Tiwala, hindi sinasayang. Hindi kasi yan napupulot kung saan-saan lang. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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796. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon4 Aug
Nail cutter - Lumalabas kapag hindi kailangan. Hindi mo naman makita kapag kailangan mo na. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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797. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon4 Aug
Sa LOVE, walang TURN ON o TURN OFF. Kung yun lang din naman ang habol mo. Nagmahal ka na lang sana ng SWITCH. Pangit ka! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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798. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon4 Aug
No commitments. No heartaches. Just Hopia and FOOD. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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799. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Aug
Ang tunay na maganda sa stolen shots makikita. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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800. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Aug
Madaling sabihing okay ka, mahirap lang itanggi pag nag-iisa kana. Bigyan ng Hopia! Pampasaya! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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801. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Aug
Mahirap ipaglaban yung taong hindi mo alam kung mahal ka pa. Kaya kung ako sayo, kain ka na lang ng Hopia. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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802. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Aug
Yung kaibigan mong kahit ilang beses mong sawayin na sintunado siya, kakanta at kakanta pa. Panalo ha! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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803. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Aug
Yung kaibigan mong ganito magkwento. "Uy alam niyo ba... Hahahahahhahaha grabe!!!! Teka, hahahahaha...." Hampasin ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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804. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Aug
NOTEBOOK - Sa unahan puro lecture, sa likod puro signature at drawing. Bigyan ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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805. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Aug
Yung habang tumatagal lalo kang napapamahal sa kanya. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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806. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2 Aug
Ang pera ginawa para gastusin. Ang Hopia ginawa para kainin, Sana yung puso mo ginawa nlang para sa akin. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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807. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2 Aug
Kung pinapili ka kung sino ang mas mahal mo, sabihin mo yung dalawa! Nahiya ka pa, malandi ka naman. Hampasin ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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808. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2 Aug
BARKADA - Mahiyain sa una pero pag nagtagal na di na uso ang hiya. Pakapalan na ng mukha. Bombahin ng Hopia ang walangya! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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809. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Aug
Yung puro nalang GM laman ng inbox mo. Palamunin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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810. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Aug
Minsan kailangan mo ding sumuko kapag alam mong wala na talaga. Masakit pero yun ang tama. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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811. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Aug
Masaya ang pag aaral kung walang • ASSIGNMENTS • PROJECT • DEADLINES • MINOR SUBJECTS NA FEELING MAJOR • TEACHER NA SOBRANG HIGPIT * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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812. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Aug
"Opo. Hindi po. Opo nga po. Opo. Opo. Opo. Sige po. Maaaa. Opooo. Oo na nga po. Opo. OK. BYE MA." Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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813. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Aug
Driver: BABABA BA? . Pinoy: BABABA. . Foreigner: ARE YOU GUYS MINIONS? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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814. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Aug
Ang hindi marunong lumingon sa pinag-utangan, ay hindi na makakaulit kailanman! Kaya ikaw, magbayad ka na! Kung ayaw mong mabugbog ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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815. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon31 Jul
Eh ano ngayon kung mahal kita? Naiinggit ka? Edi gumaya ka! Pakainin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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816. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon31 Jul
Ang maganda sa pagiging pandak, hindi masyadong nauuntog. Tulad ko, ang cute cute ko no? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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817. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon31 Jul
Ang pinaka masayang CUTTING na Naranasan ko? Yung nagCUTTING-nginan tayo! Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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818. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon31 Jul
Kapag broken hearted ka, Kumain ka lang ng ICE CREAM, HOPIA, CAKE at SALAD. Kasi ang kabaliktaran ng salitang STRESSED ay DESSERTS. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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819. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon31 Jul
Hindi ko kailangang magalit sa taong kinailangan akong iwan. Sapat man o hindi ang dahilan, mas mabuti nang maiwan kaysa makipagsiksikan. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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820. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon31 Jul
Feel na feel ang pagkanta ng "Titanium" akala mo naman alam nya ibig sabihin ng "ricochet". Bigyan ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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821. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Jul
Yung pakiramdam na LONELY ka dahil kahit yung mahal mo, parang walang pakialam sayo. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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822. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Jul
Walang ME sa UGLY... Pero U meron :)Bigyan ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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823. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Jul
Mas ok na ang maging first impression ay mataray pero mabait naman pala, kaysa naman sa mabait nga tapos malandi naman pala. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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824. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Jul
Aanhin mo pa ang babaeng kasing ganda ng dyosa, kung lahat ng kaartehan nasa kanya na. Sampalin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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825. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Jul
Sana tamarin na akong maging tamad! #PleaseLang * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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826. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Jul
BABALA: Mag ingat sa LOVE. Nananakit yan ng tanga, kaya kung ako sayo, kumain ka na lang ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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827. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Jul
FACT: Mabilis maubos ang pera once na nabaryahan na. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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828. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Jul
Sa isang SULYAP ko, naka- KOPYA ako. Para bang HIMALA, naka- PERFECT ako. ♡ Panalo! Hopia mo na ito! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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829. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Jul
Kapag mabilis na sya BUMITAW, NAKAKAPIT na yan sa iba. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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830. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Jul
Ang pag-ibig, parang Math subject. NAKAKATANGA! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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831. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Jul
Coca-cola yung katawan tapos yung mukha kinalawang na tansan? Yay! Bigyan ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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832. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Jul
Kaibigan ka lang, hindi ka girlfriend! kaya wag kang masaktan! Bigyan ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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833. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Jul
Nakakamiss yung panahong TUHOD ko lang ang nasusugatan, Hindi ang PUSO ko. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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834. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Jul
Yung ganda mo parang wanted, pinaghahanap kasi nawawala, pwe! Bigyan ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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835. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Jul
Ang mata ko parang DSLR . . . . . . . . . . . . Kapag nakikita kasi kita, blurred na yung iba. Ayieee.. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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836. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Jul
Kapag mabait. Expectation: Pupunta sa langit. Reality: Inaabuso. Hamapasin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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837. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Jul
Sobrang puti ng mukha, maitim ang leeg. Maputi ang katawan, maitim ang kilikili. Zebra ka noh? Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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838. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon27 Jul
The best weekend? Yun yung walang binigay na assignments. Ang saya-saya! Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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839. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon27 Jul
Yung babaeng di naman masyadong maganda pero di nakakasawa yung mukha niya. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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840. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon27 Jul
Malamig ba? Halika dito, higa ka.... :"> . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . PLANTSAHIN KITA. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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841. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon27 Jul
"I AGREE", pero di naman talaga binasa yung mga TERMS AND CONDITIONS. Bigyan ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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842. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon27 Jul
Ang lalaki pag kinikilig, uupo lang sa tabi-tabi. Pero pag ang babae ang kinikilig, bugbog ang katabi. Bigyan ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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843. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon26 Jul
DEAR MATH, HUMANAP KA NG TUTULONG SA PROBLEMA MO! WAG MO KONG ISTORBOHIN, BUSY AKO! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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844. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon26 Jul
Yung kaSWEETAN nya prang GM, PANG-KALAHATAN! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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845. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon26 Jul
Sa school: Masarap matulog. Sa bahay: Masarap magpuyat * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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846. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon26 Jul
Ang PAGBABAGO, ginagawa. Hindi ina-announce. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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847. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon26 Jul
Nahiya naman ang gravity sa lakas mong manghatak pababa. Pasabugan ng Hopia sa mukha! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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848. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon26 Jul
Yung teacher mo na, ikaw laging tatawagin. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . JUSKO! DI NAMAN AKO NAGTAAS NG KAMAY AH! BAKIT AKO? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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849. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon26 Jul
Kamukha mo si Anne. Si . . . ANNEdertaker. Wagkasing assuming!Bigyan ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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850. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon26 Jul
Conjoined twins nga napaghihiwalay, magsyota pa kaya? Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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851. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon26 Jul
Palakihan na lang ng eyebags oh. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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852. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon26 Jul
TGIF pero tambak naman ng assignments. Useless ano po? bigyan ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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853. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon26 Jul
Sa likod ng “friends lang kami," may pusong bumubulong ng “sana nga kami." Na friendzoned ka! Pambihira, Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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854. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon26 Jul
Aminin mo, walang araw na hindi ka kumakanta. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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855. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Jul
BED: Come, Sleep na... TWITTER: Wag kang makikinig sa mlanding yan! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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856. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Jul
Kapag GWAPO may tattoo ang ASTIG. Kapag PANGIT may tattoo ang ADIK. Lamon ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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857. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Jul
Kung binibigyan mo ng kahulugan ang lahat ng bagay, konti nalang......Dictionary kana! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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858. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Jul
Ang kalandian mo ay parang PALMOLIVE. To the left to the right, LALAKI MO'Y SABAY SABAY. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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859. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Jul
Minsan may mga taong hindi mo inaasahang darating, kaya magsasaing ka ulit dahil kulang ang kanin! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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860. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Jul
RAPE SCENE: BABAE: Tulong! Tulong! . . . . . . . . . . RAPIST: Wag ka ng humingi ng tulong, kaya ko na tong mag-isa! Malandi ka ha. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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861. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Jul
Sobrang saya mo dahil hindi sila, eh hindi rin naman kayo! Bigyan ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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862. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Jul
Dapat ang WIFI parang NESTEA, SHARE-SHARE! Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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863. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Jul
Yung mala-Papa Jack ka kung mag advice ka sa problema ng friend mo. Pero pagdating sa sarili mong problema, wala kang magawa. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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864. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Jul
FACT: Mas masarap mag tweet kaysa gumawa ng assigments. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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865. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Jul
Yung classmate mong mangongopya na nga lang, magtatanong pa ng "SURE KA JAN?". Palamunin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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866. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Jul
Height pangcollege. Sulat pang-kinder. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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867. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Jul
Noong buo pa ang apple, mura pa. Pero nung kinagatan ni Steve Jobs, Can't afford na! Kagat tayo ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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868. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos31 Dec
Yung feeling na nilalandi ka ni crush? utang na loob, WAG MO ITIGIL Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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869. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos24 Dec
NUTELLA ka ba? Kasi nung nakita kita, ako'y..........NUTELLA-la :"> Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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870. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Jul
Ang love parang TOCINO lang lahat gagawin mo para lang mapatunayan mong mahal mo sya.Yung tocino, wag mo intindihin ulam ko yun kanina. Haha * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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871. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Jul
Kaya siguro bitter ang Ampalaya, kasi di sya nasali sa kantang Bahay Kubo. Sa tingin niyo? Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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872. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Jul
Si crush parang deadline. Lagi mong hinahabol. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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873. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Jul
Kapag LOVE ang topic sa klase, walang inaantok na estudyante. Bigyan ng Hopia! Pampagana. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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874. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Jul
Tuwing nakakabasa ka ng love quotes.. It’s either matatamaan ka o maaalala mo siya. Bigyan ng Hopia! Para feel na feel niya talaga! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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875. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon23 Jul
KUNG DI KA MAHAL NG TAONG MAHAL MO . . . . . . . . . . . . PAKE KO? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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876. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon23 Jul
School Faces- Monday :( Tuesday :/ Wednesday :| Thursday :) Friday :D Saturday ^.^ Sunday -_- * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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877. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon23 Jul
Yung tipong multiple choice na nga yung exam, pero ang hirap pa, pambihira. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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878. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon23 Jul
High school ka palang nagrereklamo kana sa dami ng pag-aaralan? Well, good luck sa College mo. Bigyan ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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879. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Jul
Yung kapag may binili ka kala mo yun na, tapos may nakita kang mas maganda. Saklap! Lamon ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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880. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Jul
Yung katabi mo si crush. Bigyan ng Hopia! Pampakalma. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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881. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Jul
Yung iyak ka nang iyak kasi iniwan ka niya. Bigyan ng Hopia! Pampalubag. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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882. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Jul
Kung gusto mo ng girlfriend na pwede sumama kahit saan mo dalhin at pwede gumala maya't maya. Bat di mo ligawan si DORA?! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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883. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Jul oong bata ka gusto mong lumaki, ngayon namang malaki ka na gusto mo ulit maging bata. Palamunin ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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884. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos10 Sep 12
Hindi sa lahat ng pagkakataon Bad Influence ang BARKADA. Sadyang may mga bagay lang na masarap gawin kapag sila ang kasama. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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885. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos10 Sep 12
Ang Pagibig ko sayo parang Kabilang Classroom ... Ibang Klase. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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886. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos2 Nov 12
Buti pa ang radio……………….pinakikinggan Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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887. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Jul
Wag mong ipapakita sa iba na malungkot ka kung wala kang balak mag-share ng problema. Para kang nag-alok ng hopia pero di mo naman ibibigay. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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888. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Jul
Nobita: Bakit maski isipin ko na kaya kong gawin, di ko pa rin makaya? Doraemon: Simple lang yan! Kasi iniisip mo lang, hindi ka naniniwala * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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889. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Jul
Gusto mong sumikat sa room niyo? Magdala ka ng madaming pad paper! Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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890. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Jul
Hindi lahat ng hiram, naiibalik. -Ballpen * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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891. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon22 Jul
Nag GM ka tapos walang nagreply. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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892. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Jul
Kakain ka ng Hopia at lulusog ka. Oh Iibig ka at masasaktan ka. - Pili ka sa dalawa * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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893. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Jul
Airforce : "No guts, No glory!" Army : "No pain, No gain!" SG : "No I.D, No entry!" Ako : "No baon, No Money" Hopiaaaa! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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894. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Jul
Huwag mong itali ang sarili mo sakanya. Di ka aso, magpaka tao ka. Kailangan mo na ng Hopia! Nobita, bigyan mo na! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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895. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Jul
Kung mamamatay na lahat ng paasa sa mundo, magkukulang ang mga sementeryo at pa-Hopia ko sa mga burol niyo. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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896. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon21 Jul
Expectation: Party na naman ngayong weekend. Reality: Hanging out with food and certified NgaNgaers sa loob ng bahay. Lamon ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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897. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon20 Jul
Masarap kasama ang Barkada, Wala mang pera, Busog naman sa katatawa. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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898. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon20 Jul
Walang babaeng mawawala, sa lalaking tama mag-alaga. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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899. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon20 Jul
Nanghingi na ng papel, nanghiram pa ng ballpen. Di pa nakuntento, nangopya pa. Yung totoo? Nag aral ka pa? Hampasin ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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900. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon20 Jul
Dear Assignment, kalma ka lang. Sa school na lang kita gagawin! =)))) * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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901. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon20 Jul
❒ SINGLE ❒ TAKEN ✔ HANGGAT SINGLE SI CRUSH, 100% PANATAG AKO. I ho-Hopia ko na to. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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902. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon20 Jul
Thank you Lord. The best ka po! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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903. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon18 Jul
"PROMISES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN" For example: Magddiet na talaga ako, promise! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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904. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon18 Jul
AGE pang college, HEIGHT pang minions. NgaNga! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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905. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos15 Sep 12
Ang Estudyanteng tamad, Bagyo ang hinahangad Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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906. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos3 Nov 12
Kapag Nalawayan kung makapag YUCK wagas, pero kapag sa HALIKAN, NILULUNOK pa. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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907. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon18 Jul
Mahirap mag move on? Mas mahirap kaya magpa tangkad. Kain ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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908. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon18 Jul
Ang pagmove-on ay parang paggising sa isang umagang may pasok. Mahirap, pero kailangan. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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909. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon17 Jul
Dalawang bagay na dapat mo gawin sa taong mahal mo, mahalin mo siya. Ulit ulitin mu yung una. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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910. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon17 Jul
Si CINDERELLA nahubad lang ang sapatos nahanap na agad ang TRUE LOVE, yung iba hinubad na lahat NALOKO pa. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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911. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon17 Jul
Bored ka? O eto SALAMIN. 2 in 1 yan. Pwede kang matakot at pwede ka ding matawa. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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912. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon17 Jul
Tuwing exam at hindi alam ang sagot palaging "TINURO BA TO?" Ang tanong! Hahaha bigyan ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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913. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon17 Jul
Pagkauwi twitter agad... Pag gagawa ng assignment twitter muna, bago matulog twitter muna. Yan tayo eh! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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914. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Jul
Kalma. Maghintay tayong lahat para sa suspension of classes! Hahaha * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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915. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Jul
Yung kaklase mong ang yabang yabang.... NGA NGA naman pag recitation. Batuhin ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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916. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Jul
"I.D PICTURE" - Isang malaking kahihiyan sa buong school year. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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917. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Jul
Dear STOMACH, Ano bang problema mo? Bakit palagi kang gutom? Kulang ka pa ba sa Hopia? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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918. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Jul
Yung ang dami mong gustong bilhin pero wala ka naman pera. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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919. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon16 Jul
Define Math; nakamaMATHay. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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920. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon15 Jul
WAYS PARA ILIBRE KA 1. PAAWA EFFECT 2. TAKUTIN MO 3. SUMBATAN MO 4. IGAGAWA MO NG ASSIGNMENT 5. ILAKAD MO SA CRUSH NYA * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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921. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon15 Jul
Nakakainis yung pahihintuin ka pa sa entrance ng mall para lang tusukin ng stick yung bag mo. Pambihira. Gusto mo ng Hopia manong? * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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922. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon15 Jul
"CRUSH DIN KITA." Yan lang naman ang salitang gusto kong marinig sa crush mo. DIBA? DIBA? Sampalin ng Hopia! ng matauhan ang bruha! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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923. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon15 Jul
Kapag kasama ang barkada. Pati problema mo, makakalimutan mo sa kakatawa at kakakain ng Hopia. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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924. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon15 Jul
Nagsimula sa "HI" natapos sa.... "SEEN" <//3 Ikain na lang ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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925. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon15 Jul
COACH SARAH? Di ba yun yung partner ng tinidor? COACH SARAH. Kain ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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926. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon15 Jul
Yung nagdadrama ka with music pa. Music video lang? Hopia pa! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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927. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon15 Jul
Sa isang klase, di mawawalan ng sipsip at papansin. palamunin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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928. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon15 Jul
FACT: Madaling magpataba. Pero mahirap magpapayat. Kain pa tayo ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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929. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon15 Jul
Noong buo pa ang apple, mura pa... Pero nung kinagatan ni Steve Jobs.... Can't afford na! Bigyan ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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930. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Jul
Kung may karera lang ang kalandian, siguro kahit di pa naguumpisa nasa finish line kana. I-Hopia mo na yan! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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931. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Jul
Yung nagbayad ka ng matinong pera, tapos ang isusukli sayo sira-sira, punit punit, may scotch tape pa. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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932. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Jul
Pag alam mo yung sagot hindi ka tinatawag pero kapag nananahimik ka tsaka ka tatawagin para mag recite. Wag ganun!! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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933. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Jul
MONDAY NA NAMAN BUKAAAAAAS. >_____< * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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934. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Jul
Yung ibang lalaki ngayon kunga magmahal SOBRA.... Sobra sa isa! Hamapsin ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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935. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon14 Jul
“Kapag nagalit si Teacher at nag walkout. Elementary: Umiiyak. Highschool: Nagsisisihan. College: Yes! Uwian na!” * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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936. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon13 Jul
“Ang nag iisang Prayer ng mga MAARTE: "In the name of the POWDER, of the BLUSH ON, and the holy LIPSTICK, SALAMIN."” hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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937. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon13 Jul
MATH, SUNTUKAN NA LANG OH!!! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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938. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon13 Jul
Makikitext lang daw, pero kinalkal na buong inbox mo. Hiyang hiya naman ako sayo. Bigyan ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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939. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon13 Jul
TURN ON: Yung lalaking hindi ka iiwan kahit moody ka, mabilis magalit, mabilis magselos, maraming gusto, at kahit matakaw ka. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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940. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon13 Jul
Hindi lahat ng unang natapos sa exam ay nag-aral ng sobra. Minsan, kailangan mo na lang ipasa agad para hindi na mahirapan pa hahahaha * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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941. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon13 Jul
Pag close sa text nagkakahiyaan sa personal pero pag close mo sa personal... Hindi ka na itetext =))) kain hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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942. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon13 Jul
Ang Taong matagal sa banyo malamang nag . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Nagcoconcert! :)" * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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943. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon13 Jul
Yung mga jeep na ang bibilis. Oh manong may hinahabol? Nakikipag karera ka ba sa Ambulansya? Oh kain ka muna Hopia. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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944. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Jul
Yung kinikilig ka, para sa LOVELIFE NG IBA. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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945. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Jul
Dear Karibal: Huwag kang mag try agawin ang mahal ko. Baka di kita matantya, sa kabilang planeta ka mapunta. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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946. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Jul
Ang tunay na magkaibigan pati piso pinagtatalunan. Ayos ha. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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947. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Jul
M.U. - Mag-isang Umiibig. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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948. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Jul
BEST FEELING: Na-gets mo yung lesson sa Math :) * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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949. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Jul
"UY YUNG BESTFRIEND MO OH!" - linya ng mga kaibigan mo pag nakita ang kaaway/kinaiinisan mo. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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950. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Jul
Maraming tanga sa pag-ibig... Pero mas marami yatang tanga sa Math? -___- Bigyan ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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951. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Jul
Sumigaw si teacher ng "GO BACK TO YOUR PROPER SEATS!" Tapos nagsitayuan lahat. Hahaha kain hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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952. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon12 Jul
"SA KAKLASE MO HINDI MAWAWALAN NG : -Maganda -Pogi -Mabaho -Mayabang -Flirt -Nerd -Bobo -Bully -Antukin -Pabida -etc" * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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953. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon11 Jul
Sa magkakaibigan, kung sino yung nag plano ng lakad, siya pa yung wala. Hahaha Bigyan ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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954. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon11 Jul
Yung mga MINOR na pa-MAJOR. -___- * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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955. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon11 Jul
Di daw makamove-on? ITULAK NA YAN! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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956. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon11 Jul
Yung feeling na na wrong send ka sa taong pinag-uusapan niyo ng kaibigan mo... Patay kang bata ka! Lamon ng hopia * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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957. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon11 Jul
Yung andami mo pang assignments tapos wala ka pang nasisimulan kaka-Twitter. Bigyan ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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958. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon11 Jul
Ang classroom ay isang Malaking Quiapo. Itago mo ang Hopia't ballpen mo! Mananakawan ka! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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959. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon11 Jul
Barkada Moments: Sisikuhin ka pag may nakasalubong kayong maganda/gwapo sa daan. Pakainin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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960. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon11 Jul
Yung mas maganda pa caption niya sa picture niya. Ikaw na! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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961. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Jul
Wag kang magpaapekto sa sinasabi ng iba. Mas kilala mo ang sarili mo kesa sa kanila. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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962. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Jul
Kalalaking tao. ANG LANDI LANDI!! Bra gusto mo?! -___- * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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963. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Jul
Sundin ang: ❒ PUSO ❒ ISIP ✔ syempre TIYAN. Hopia pa!!! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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964. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Jul
Yung naiiyak ka na sa sobrang tawa mo. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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965. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Jul
Lahat tayo, may katangahan sa buhay. Pero yung sayo... abot hanggang langit na! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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966. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Jul kahit gaano pa karaming COKE ang inumin ko hindi ko parin makuha ang tunay na HAPPINESS kung wala ka at si Hopia sa tabi ko. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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967. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Jul
Simple lang ang mundo, kung ayaw mo sa'kin mas ayaw ko sa'yo. Maglaway ka sa Hopia ko! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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968. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Jul
Minsan kailangan mo nang umiwas hindi dahil ayaw mo na. Kundi kailangan na. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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969. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Jul
May mga taong makahanap lang ng bagong kasiyahan, nakakalimutan na agad pahalagahan ang dating pinagsamahan. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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970. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Jul
SINGLE ang status mo pero TAKEN na yung PUSO mo. Malandi ka! Pakainin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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971. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon10 Jul
Wag mong itago kung ano ka at kung anong meron ka. Be proud at may Hopia ka! :) * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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972. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Jul
JOKEZONED - yung sinabihan ka ni Crush ng "I Like You" sabay sabi ng "Joke lang!" with matching tawa pa. BANAS! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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973. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Jul
Maganda ka?! Saang planeta? Sa PLANET OF APES ba? Bugbugin nf Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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974. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Jul
Bakit kaya may mga taong HARD TO GET? HARD TO LIKE naman ang mukha! Sampalin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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975. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Jul
Kung gaano kabilis mag reply yung taong tinext mo, gano'n ka kaimportante sa kanya. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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976. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Jul
Anong tawag pag naging crush ka ng crush mo? ILUSYON. Lamon ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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977. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Jul
Tumingin man ako sa iba, wag ka mag alala hindi tumitibok ang mata. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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978. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Jul
Pag pumili ka ng damit dapat katulad ko, simple pero bagay sayo. I-Hopia na natin ito! :) * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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979. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Jul
Kahit naiinis ka sa kanya, hinihintay mo pa din yung text niya. Pero habang naghihintay ka, kain ka muna Hopia. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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980. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Jul
AGE pang college, HEIGHT pang minions. Ikaw na! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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981. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Jul
Sa liblib na baryo... BOY: tatang,naiinom po ba ang tubig dito? . . . . . . Tatang: nasa iyo yan iho kung gusto mong nguyain. Ho-Ho-Ho-Hopia * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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982. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon9 Jul
Kadalasang ginagawa ng mga estudyante kapag break: - KUMAIN - TUMAMBAY - KUMOPYA NG ASSIGNMENT. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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983. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Jul
Yung ninja moves na nagtetext habang nagka-klase. No look pa! Hustler ah! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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984. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Jul
Kung sino pa yung pangit, sila pa yung malakas manglait! -_- Batuhin ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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985. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Jul
Teacher: Naintindihan ba? Ikaw: Opo. Teacher: May tanong ba? Ikaw: Wala na po. HOPIA! =))) * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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986. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Jul
Yung tipong tsaka lang kayo tatahimik magkaka-klase 'pag nagalit na yung teacher niyo. =))) * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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987. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Jul
Yung estudyanteng ganadong pumasok dahil sa baon, perfect attendance pero yung utak iniwan sa bahay. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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988. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Jul
Yung may tumitingin sayo habang nag mi-mirror shot ka. Gusto mo sali ka? Palamunin ng Hopia ang mga taong epal tulad nya! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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989. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Jul
Mahal kita, pero mahal mo siya. Tara magbunyi sa saya. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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990. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Jul
Walang matatag na relasyon sa suluterang may determinasyon. Bugbugin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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991. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Jul
Meron ka talagang isang kaibigan na lagi mong pinagkwe-kwentuhan tungkol sa crush mo. Kaya dapat habang nagkekwentuhan kumain kayong Hopia. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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992. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos8 Jul
Buti pa mga langgam sa pader kahit busy nagagawang magkamustahan. Sana tulad din tayo ng mga langgam, . . . . . Nakaka-lakad sa pader. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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993. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos8 Jul
HINDI YUN SA INYO! . . . . . a-MINION! Hanaaap! Hahaha =)) Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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994. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Jul
"Sana ako nalang." Linya ng mga taong nagmamahal ng patago. Panalo. Pang famas ito! Pakainin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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995. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Jul
Hindi batayan ang itsura pag nagmahal ka. Mas masarap mahalin yung taong hindi man pangrampa, alam mo namang mahal ka mula ulo hanggang paa. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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996. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon8 Jul
Yung ang ganda-ganda ng mood mo, tapos biglang may sisira. Sampalin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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997. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Jul
Chinito ka diba? Half Chino Half Hito. Hahaha itsura. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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998. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Jul
Ang lalaki pag kinikilig uupo lang sa tabi-tabi pero ang babae ang kinikilig bugbog ang katabi. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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999. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Jul
Yung kasama mo ang mga kaibigan mo. Kahit iilan lang kayo, daig pa ang isang dosenang tao kung tumawa. =)))) * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1000. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Jul
Dear Ate Charo, papa-basa ko sana yung GM ng kaibigan ko. Pakigawan na ng movie nang matahimik na siya. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1001. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Jul
Ang tunay na estudyante, kahit tambak ang assignments, nagagawa pang mag-twitter. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1002. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Jul
Yung mga lalaking sobrang fitted yung jeans. Leggings gusto mo i-try? :> * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1003. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Jul
Picture sa fb/twitter almost perfect, pag dating sa ID! Anyareee Namaligno ba? Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1004. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Jul
Eh kung Monday-Friday walang pasok tapos Saturday&Sunday lang ang klase...baka PERFECT ATTENDANCE pa ako!!! :))) * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1005. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon7 Jul
MONDAY NA NAMAN BUKAS. -________- * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1006. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon6 Jul
Yung kalandian ng iba, napapansin mo. Pero sa sarili mong kalandian, bulag ka. Wag ganun fre! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1007. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon6 Jul
Yung kaibigan mong payat pero ang lakas kumain. Saan mo iniimbak yan? O inuutot mo lang? Lamon ka pang Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1008. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon6 Jul
Yung feeling na nagtytype ka, tapos yung katabi mo nakikibasa. Oh ikaw na lang magtype gusto mo? >:))) * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1009. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon6 Jul
Oy ha. Napanood kita, sikat ka na pala! Nasa Monsters U ka. Galing mo friend ha! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1010. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon6 Jul
With @TangaMoSir Hahaha! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1011. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon5 Jul
Gwapo + maganda = Fairy Tale Gwapo + girl panget = True Love Boy panget + maganda = Diskarte Boy panget + girl panget = Sukob Hopiaaaaa! :O * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1012. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon5 Jul
Twitter ka ng twitter porket walang pasok bukas. Yan tayo eh. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1013. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon5 Jul
Sa Karaoke, nahihiya. Sa Banyo, walang-hiya. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1014. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon5 Jul
Kapag ba mabait sayo ang unggoy maamo agad? Hindi ba pwedeng lukso ng dugo muna? Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1015. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon5 Jul
Online ka, online siya, online mahal niya. Asa ka pa, LOG OUT na! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1016. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon5 Jul
Sana ang love parang EDSA... para kung sinong gumitna, patay na! Bugbugin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1017. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon5 Jul
Yung moment na nagsasoundtrip ka tapos feeling mo gumagawa ka ng sarili mong MUSIC VIDEO. Papikit pikit pa.Kain ka Hopia. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1018. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon5 Jul
Yung KABA na nararamdaman mo kapag hindi mo agad nakapa yung Cellphone mo sa BULSA. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1019. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon5 Jul
AKO + YOU = DREAM COME TRUE SIYA + YOU = WORLD WAR TWO! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1020. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon5 Jul
Ganda ng wallet. Musta laman? NgaNga ba? Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1021. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon5 Jul
Minsan ka na nga lang maging MASAYA, marami pang kokontra. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1022. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon5 Jul
Mabuti pa yung sasakyan may preno, eh yung kalandian mo? Wala! Palamunin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1023. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon5 Jul
Hindi mo kailangan maging maputi para ma-appreciate ng iba na maganda ka. Basta kumain ka lang lagi ng Hopia. Okay na. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1024. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon4 Jul
Sa pinoy, ang salitang MALAPIT NA, ay PAALIS pa lang talaga. Palamunin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1025. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon4 Jul
Buti pa yung eyebags ko lumalaki, eh yung height ko kaya? Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1026. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon4 Jul
Yung pinagbura ka lang ng blackboard ni Teacher, feeling mo dagdag grades na! Ikaw na! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1027. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon4 Jul
ANG MGA GIRLFRIEND: -Gusto ng ganito. Gusto ng ganyan. ANG MGA BOYFRIEND: -Gusto si ganito. Gusto si ganyan. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1028. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon4 Jul
Minsan yung score mo sa quiz/test, ay depende sa nagche-check. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1029. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon4 Jul
Pag-uwi twitter agad, yan tayo eh! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1030. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon4 Jul
Sa mag-babarkada. Kapag hindi sumama ang isa, hindi na sasama ang iba. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1031. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Jul
Yung tipong ayaw natin sa Math pero gusto natin ang pagbibilang ng pera. Sa pinagbentahan natin ng Hopia. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1032. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Jul
Kapag napapansin mong todo kopya na sa papel mo yung katabi mo, isulat mo sa papel ang "Sige, Isa pang kopya, masasapak na kita ng Hopia!" * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1033. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Jul
Nagjoke ka, ikaw lang din ang tumawa. Hopia pa! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1034. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Jul
Dami niyong tawagan noon. Pero "uy" nalang ngayon. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1035. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Jul
Yung teacher na nag walk out dahil ang ingay ng klase! Pambihira. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1036. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Jul
Isa sa pinakamahirap gawin? Yung kunwari masaya ka para sa kanila pero nagseselos ka naman talaga. Lamon ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1037. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Jul
Kung hindi ka rin lang naman kayang ipaglaban ng mahal mo, isuko mo na. Tandaan mo, Prinsesa ka hindi sundalo! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1038. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Jul
Wag kang tatabi sa taong kinikilig, kung ayaw mong masaktan sa mga hampas niyang automatic. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1039. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Jul
Kadalasan ang mga taong makukulit ay yung mga taong nakakamiss. Pakainin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1040. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Jul
Huwag mo hayaang mawala siya sa'yo bago mo marealize na mahalaga pala siya. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1041. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Jul
Kapag COLLEGE ka na, wala ka ng pakialam kung mababa grades mo. Ang importante, PASADO! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1042. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon3 Jul
SMP - Samahan ng mga Medyo Puyat. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1043. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2 Jul
Camera mo puro pictures nila. Magagalit pa pag di mo inupload. Kaibigan nga naman! Palamunin ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1044. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2 Jul
Minsan ang asaran, napupunta sa pagmamahalan kaya ayon nasasaktan. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1045. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2 Jul
Kapag ako naging teacher, itatabi ko yung mga students ko sa mga crush nila. Para wala nang aabsent pa. With matching Hopia pa! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1046. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos9 Jun
Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you.. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1047. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos27 Jun
God never promised us an easy journey, but a safe arrival. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1048. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos1 Jul
I told to myself.. never argue with a fool – they will drag me down to their level. ;) Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1049. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2 Jul
Ganyan ka naman eh! Nilalapitan mo lang ako kapag hindi mo na kaya! -Charger * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1050. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2 Jul
July na may jejemon pa din? Pambihira! Palamunin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1051. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2 Jul
Yung moment na hindi mo pa nga nabubuksan yung pagkain mo, nakaabang na agad yung mga kaibigan mo. Panalo! Share tayo sa Hopia ko. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1052. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2 Jul
Akala ko sa dagat lang nakikita ang mga alon, yun pala, pati sa tiyan mo. Hayop ha! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1053. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2 Jul
AWKWARD MOMENT: Yung nagpapa-cute ka sa harap ng salamin, tapos may nakatingin pala tapos si crush pa. Ay nako! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1054. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2 Jul
FACT: Ang mga nakasanayan, mahirap ng kalimutan. Kain tayo Hopia. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1055. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon2 Jul
Basta nage-enjoy ka, hindi mo na maiisip ang gastos. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1056. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Jul
Yung lalaking malandi. Bigyan ng Hopia at Panty! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1057. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Jul
IN A RELATIONSHIP ka nga. KABIT KA NAMAN. Panalo! Cheers tayo! Tara Hopia tayo! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1058. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Jul
Hahanapin daw niya muna sarili niya. Tapos, naghanap pala ng iba. Palamunin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1059. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Jul
YUNG SOBRANG PINANIWALAAN MO ANG STOCK KNOWLEDGE MO. AYUN! BAGSAK! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1060. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Jul
Porket nagseselos INSECURE na agad? hindi ba pwedeng nangangamba lang muna? Dahil mas malakas ang karisma ng MALANDI sa MAGANDA. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1061. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon1 Jul
Nakakita ka lang ng gwapo nilandi mo na? So feeling mo nasa minute to win it ka? Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1062. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Jun
ASSIGNMENT: -Gagawin ko na. -Mamaya na pala. -Ngayon na nga! -Ay! Tinatamad na ako. Kokopya na lang ako bukas. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1063. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Jun
Ang nagbabasa nito tinatamad pumasok bukas. Oo ikaw! Tama ako diba? Wag ka ng magdeny pa, mahahampas kita ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1064. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Jun
Ang tunay na magkaibigan, parang naka-shabu kung mag-usap. Kayo din ba? Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1065. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Jun
Summer: "Sana pasukan na." Ngayon: "Sana suspended bukas." Oh ha! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1066. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Jun
Kung ano pa yung iniingat-ingatan kong gamit, yun pa yung madalas agad mawala. Panalo diba? Kain tayo Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1067. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Jun
Yung feeling na may gusto kang bilin pero wala kang pera. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1068. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Jun
Ako: may tatlong burger hiningi mo ang isa. Ilan natira? Friend: DALAWA! Ako: sigurado ka? Bakit Bibigyan ba kita? Hahahaha! Kain ka Hopia * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1069. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Jun
Dear ULAN, Dumalaw ka naman kapag weekdays. Hindi yung puro weekends lang. . . . Nagmamahal, Estudyante * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1070. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Jun
Pakilo mo yang eyebags mo, anlaki na! Bilog na bilog pa! Parang Hopia ang itsura! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1071. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon30 Jun
Dear Crush, Ako na lumalapit... arte pa? Wag ka ng chumoosy pa, patitikimin kita ng aking magic Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1072. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Jun
Teacher: Ano ang kinakain ng mga unggoy? Pedro: Maam! Saging! . . . . . . . . Juan: Hala ! Eh bakit sandwich baon ni Maam kanina? HAHHAHAHHA * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1073. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Jun
Kasali nga pala ako sa FRAT . . . . . . . . . . . FRATing Single. Kain tayo Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1074. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Jun
May iPhone 5s na, wala ka pa ring lovelife! NgaNga! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1075. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Jun
Ang pangarap ko ay parang alpabetong filipino. "A, Ba, Da..." Oopss teka, diba? Kulang talaga kapag wala... "KA"? Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1076. Johari Santos ‏@JohariSantos29 Jun
Wala akong dapat patunayan kahit kanino. Nabubuhay ako para sa sarili ko at hindi para makipagpaligsahan sa ibang tao. Retweeted by Quotes ni Doraemon * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1077. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Jun
Hindi man ako magaling sa HISTORY pero natatandaan ko kung kailan kita unang nakilala. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1078. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Jun
Sa susunod hindi na bulaklak ang ibibigay ko sayo. Antena na! ANG LABO MO KASE! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1079. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Jun
Let's define kanina. Kanina nasa isip lang kita, ngayon nasa puso na kita. Hopia! :"> * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1080. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Jun
GM pala yun!? Kala ko autobiography mo! Hayop! Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1081. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Jun
GOOD NEWS: Binilhan ka ng Tablet! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BAD NEWS: PARACETAMOL ang tatak </3 * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1082. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Jun
Okay lang bagsak yung grades ko, basta bagsak din yung mga kaibigan ko. Damay-damay na 'to! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1083. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Jun
Wag kang lait nang lait, mamaya magulat ka bumalik lahat sayo yang panlalait mo. Kain ka na lang ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1084. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Jun
So kapag may naglike ng status kelangan lahat pasasalamatan? Ano ka? Congressman?! Bigyan ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1085. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Jun
Girl: Nung nagpasabog ng kagandahan, nasaan ka? Me: Ako yung nagpasabog, tanga! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1086. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Jun
Noon: Kapag wala ka sa grupo, huli ka sa topic. Ngayon: Kapag wala ka sa grupo, Ikaw na yung topic! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1087. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon29 Jun
Sa barkada, pag di sumama ang isa, hindi narin sasama yung iba. Domino effect lang eh! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1088. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Jun
Nasa bangka ka kasama ang KAIBIGAN MONG PLASTIC at MANLOLOKONG EX. SINONG ILILIGTAS MO? Yung bangka o yung sagwan? =))) * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1089. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Jun
Hindi ako slow. Hindi lang talaga nakakatawa yung joke mo. Mas nakakatawa pa nga mukha ni Damulag eh. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1090. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Jun
Husay lumandi. Professional! Subsob sa training? Hampasin ng Trophy at Pagbasakan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1091. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Jun
How I drink milo? Step1:Bumili ng 80grms na milo. Step2:Papakin lahat. Step3:Uminom ng tubig at haluin sa tiyan. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1092. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Jun
Masakit makitang sinasaktan lang ng iba ang taong pinangarap mong mahalin at makasama. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1093. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Jun
Yung ninja moves na nagtetext habang nagka-klase. No look pa! Hustler ah. Bigyan ng trophy at Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1094. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon28 Jun
People who create their own drama, deserve their own karma. NKKLK lamon ka hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1095. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon27 Jun
OY IKAW! TAMA NA TWITTER. TULOG NA! KARAKARAKA. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1096. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon27 Jun
Huwag kang mawawalan ng pag-asa kung sa tingin mo manhid siya. Yung gasolina nga walang puso pero nagmamahal, siya pa kaya? Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1097. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon27 Jun
Ang pag-ibig ay parang Ferris Wheel. Sa una, pasasayahin ka, pero pinapaikot ka lang pala. Wag kang kakain ng Hopia, baka masuka ka. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1098. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon27 Jun
Ang Love minsan parang Singaw. Unexpected na, masakit pa. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1099. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon27 Jun
Sorry kung di ko maibibigay sayo lahat ha? Di ako Supermarket. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1100. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon27 Jun
Wow, naka-brace! Kumusta naman ang amoy ng hininga? Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1101. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon27 Jun
KUNG AYAW MONG MAWALA ANG GIRLFRIEND MO, Lagyan mo ng BLINDFOLD kapag dadaan ako. Gagayumahin ko pa yan ng Hopia ko! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1102. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon27 Jun
Di bale nang mataba, bawi nalang sa mukha. Eh ikaw? Hahaha! Lamon ka Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1103. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon27 Jun
Face your fears. Sa tagalog, "Tumingin sa SALAMIN." Pakainin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1104. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon26 Jun
Kunwari magsusukat, magpipicture-picture lang pala. Yan tayo eh. Bigyan ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1105. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon26 Jun
Taga ISRAEL ka ba? Kasi yung smile mo, ISRAEL-ly cute. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1106. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon26 Jun
Pang-beauty queen ang katawan. Ang mukha, pangdigmaan. Grabe ha. Pakainin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1107. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon26 Jun
Ang PUSO ay parang PAMINTA. Buo talaga, pilit lang dinudurog ng iba. Bugbugin ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1108. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon26 Jun
Nahulog ang disposable spoon. May darating na plastic na babae. Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1109. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon26 Jun
Yung mga dati mong litrato na parang kayamanan . . . . . . . . . . ANG SARAP IBAON SA LUPA. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1110. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Jun
PILLOW: Cuddle with me. Sleep na. TWITTER: Wag kang makinig sa malanding yan! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1111. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Jun
Dati nung bata pa ako, basta pag naka labas teeth ko, feeling ko.. Ang kyoot na ng smile ko! Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1112. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Jun
Bilib ako sa mga taong kahit patong-patong na ang mga problema, nagagawa pa din magpasaya. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1113. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Jun
Sana yung height parang age, nadaragdagan. Kain tayo Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1114. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Jun
Ang mataba, papayat pa. Ang pangit, HAHAHAHA sorry ka na lang. Bigyan ng Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1115. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Jun
Kung kelan naka move on ka na tsaka siya magpaparamdam... Lamon ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1116. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Jun
ASSIGNMENT: Gawin mo na ako!! TWITTER: Wag kang makinig dyan, mas masaya dito! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1117. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon25 Jun
Bago ka mag twitter. Magdasal ka muna. Talk to Him. :) * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1118. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Jun
Worst feeling? Yung siksikan na sa Jeep/LRT tapos yung katabi mo may putok! Hampasin ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1119. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Jun
Sana pwedeng i-Bluetooth ang Taba at Height!!! -__- Lamon ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1120. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Jun
Pag nagrereview... nakakatulog. Pero pag twitter buhay na buhay tapos ayaw pa matulog?! Bigyan ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1121. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Jun
Ang TUNAY na estudyante. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sa school gumagawa ng assignment at kinokopya pa sa kaklase! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1122. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Jun
Sa relasyon, hindi kailangan ng PRIDE. Nagmamahalan kayo, hindi naglalaba. Kain kayo Hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1123. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Jun
Teacher: Juan, na saan ang assignment mo sa Math? Juan: Nag suicide na po, ang dami kasi niyang problema. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1124. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Jun
"Bayad ho, pakiabot... Salamat" "Bayad po..." "Kuya Bayad po..." .... MANONG, CATCH! *MGA Bingibingihang katabi sa Jeep* * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1125. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Jun
Yung buhok ng katabi mo sa jeep na halos makain mo na. -___- Hampasin ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1126. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Jun
IKAW: "Mag da-diet na ako." HOPIA: "Hindi pwede! Masarap ako diba?" * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1127. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Jun
Hindi ko kailangang MAGKA-LOVELIFE para sumaya. Simpleng Hopia lang na galing kay Nobita sapat na. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1128. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon24 Jun
Yung kaklase mong: Uy, bagong sapatos! Binyagan na yan. * Reply * Retweet * Favorite * More
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1129. Quotes ni Doraemon ‏@QuoteNiDoraemon23 Jun
Twitter ko ito, it-Tweet ko gusto kong sabihin. Wag kang epal! Bigyan ng hopia! * Reply * Retweet * Favo

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