“Move it, scum!” said the mutated rat known as “Tiny”, which is funny that he is calling me, a dog, “scum” after which rats are the dirtiest and “scummiest” of the criminal animals of the San Francisco crime animalies (or animal-families). The rat known as “Tiny” – the head honcho of the Ratian guard – is an unusually large rat (like, seriously, large, he’s bigger than me), with a matching ego and a squeaky voice – which reminds me, even though he has a squeaky voice, why do they call him “Tiny” – and has a second tail and a damaged eye, due to the humans performing experiments on him years ago. Tiny shoved me with his spear – which was made out of the utensils used to injure him and a tooth from one of the humans – to make me move, and I …show more content…
“He is old and obviously wanted to kill Karcrashian because he was so much younger!” “Like his dogs were seen leaving the mayor’s home” he continued. “First of all, age has nothing to do with anything,” Crocidilic said. “And it certainly is not a reason for killing someone,” Torticana replied. I then “accidentally” said, out loud: “Well, he’s pretty stupid, so what do you expect he would say,” shrugging my shoulders while saying it. I could then hear laughter throughout the entire room. “Okay, okay, I think we need to get to the point,” Smalls said after finishing laughing. “So, we have about one witness to the murder and the sighting of Doggrain’s guards outside Karcrashian’s house.” Wow, the evidence is really strong, I thought to myself. Then, Galore called for the guards to bring in the “witness,” and Karcrashian’s wife, Kristhona, came into the room. “So, Kristhona Karcrashian,” Crocidilic started to say as he was about to ask her questions, “You said to our guards that you saw the murderer come into your house, introduce himself, and kill your husband and run out of your back door.” “Now, can you tell us who the individual identified himself …show more content…
Kristhona started to point to, not my direction, but that of my son’s. Ooh, shocker! IT wasn’t really surprising because, after all, Scrappy did murder his other brothers and sisters just to become the next leader of my crime family. And the only reason why he got away with those murders is because he practically blackmailed us, the Five Animalies, I mean, with a document that listed all of our previous deeds, like the robbing of the Fifth-Sewage Bank. “Fine!” Scrappy started to scream. “Yes, I did it! I did it! And yes, I paid his guards to show up their randomly and just leave after the