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Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus is a lovely children’s book, written by Barbara Park, about a young girl name Junie B. She is very mischievous and has an average life of a kindergartener. In this book, it was Junie B.’s first day of riding the school bus. She woke up early and dressed up admirably for school. Then it was time to leave. She waited outside of her house for the bus. The bus finally arrived and that second, Junie B. hated the bus. She disliked the smell of it most of all. She climbed inside and looked around for her friend that was going to save a seat for her. Junie B. found her friend, but Junie B., intrigued, saw that her friend was sitting with some other girl. Junie B. was very angry. Then, Junie B. found another

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