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Do not be afraid. Do not be scared.
I'm coming for you, to accompany you all night
Shall we have a perfect toast?
With a bread made out of your flesh
And let's drink my blood together, okay?
Have you prepared the blades?
Oh, I love slitting one's wrist
Shall we begin with your right hand?
And cut off your veins, down to your sebaceous glands?
I wanna penetrate you with my saliva
Licking your naked neck
Holding your two mountains
Insert three digits to your whole
And then you moaned loudly
You moaned in pleasure, asking for more
I thrust, faster than ever
I take out my blade which is hidden in the hem of my briefs
And placed it at the back of your neck
"What's that? O-ohh. So cold.
Deeper!"
How lucky am I to have someone like you!
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