Colbert advice for resume-building in order to be admitted to college, is to lie about your college experience. Colbert gives an example of a college male student that makes out with his fellow female Danish exchange class mate during class and put on his resume he has Independent Study in Foreign Tongues. What Colbert is trying to say is, colleges are not really checking to see if what you are putting on your resume is truth, if it looks good, you’re in. So bull shitting your way into college is the way to go. My husband has a cousin that has purchase a fake college degree on line and used that degree to get positions in sales. He’s employers have never check with the college to see if his degree is legitimate.