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His boney hands. Do. Not. Belong. There. You whip your hand around to smack the pervert across the face, only to be met with your hand stopping near inches from his face. No hand stopped you, no other physical entity stopping it from reaching his skull. It just kind of...hovered there in a slightly red light. Your face contorted to that of confusion and struggled. It was no use. You couldn’t wiggle free. Your eyes caught the skeleton’s. That ass was smiling.

“Let...me...go!” You try to struggle again.

“*no can do, toots.”

“TOOTS?!” Of course this version of Sans was going be be worse than the other guy. The other guy was carrying, an annoying caring guy, but caring none-the-less. This asswhipe on the other hand has already …show more content…
The house looked fairly normal from the inside from what you could tell. A few things a bit odd, but nothing too drastic. Just a few torture devices lying about, no biggy. OF COURSE IT'S A FUCKING BIGGY. No one can say that torture is no biggy, heck! They can’t even say it’s a little biggy. A BIG FRIGGIN BIGGY.

Ok, so aside from biggys and what not, you are now officially going to piss yourself in the fear that you will indeed die here. Isn’t that just wonderful? Again, no it is not.

Sans, or rather, this other Sans pulled you up the stairs to the far end of the hall. He waved his hand and the door came open. You felt your arm being jerked and you flew into the room, landing on your back against a bed. Bed? Nah, try more like a naked mattress. You could see the other Sans’s red eye glowing brighter and brighter as he stepped in, a cheshire smile still ever prominent on his face.

“SANS!” A familiar voice rang. Still theatrical, still dramatic, and still loud as ever. Papyrus! Wait. Before you on bounding into this guy and make the same mistake as before, let’s stop and think about things. Your luck has been utter shit since you had awoken on that patch of flowers. Maybe you should just hang out here for a

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