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Covile sighed in disappointment as he looked at the upcoming raid schedule for the release Tier 2 in Legion – Hyjal along with the Black Temple were slated for release in 7.1 pre-release notes. He didn’t understand how Blizzard could get away with recycling old content, seeing that Legion shipped with Karazhan being the raid released with the initial expansion. And given that Illidan was now on their side after being defeated in the Burning Crusade expansion 5 releases ago, nothing made much sense anyways. Maybe next expansion they’d travel forward in time to kill the new Lich King.

Regardless of the story line or lack of one, Covile was thankful for a number of reasons. First and foremost his idol Bernie Sanders had been elected supreme leader of the United States, implementing massive sweeping reforms in regards to not just healthcare and punishing businesses but rewarding all citizens with a Universal Basic Income, allowing Covile to pursue a fulltime career of tanking and shit posting as he saw fit. A proper society with socialized benefits and welfare, one to make his Canadian friends jealous. And to make his money go even farther, he had moved in with his awesome buddy Booty in a small 420 square foot studio apartment in Kansas City, Missouri.

The apartment was a bit smaller than he was used too; the bathroom was cramped and there was barely enough room between the undersized toilet and the half sized shower which offered no comfort for satisfying a healthy young man’s needs. The kitchen had even less amenities with single burner over a non-functioning oven but at least the apartment complex owners had though to include a small microwave, even if they could only reheat half a Pepperoni Pizza Hot Pocket at a time.

Since both Booty and Covile were Rank One raiders they needed room for their computers and decided to opt with a bunkbed configuration.…...

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...Covile sighed in disappointment as he looked at the upcoming raid schedule for the release Tier 2 in Legion – Hyjal along with the Black Temple were slated for release in 7.1 pre-release notes. He didn’t understand how Blizzard could get away with recycling old content, seeing that Legion shipped with Karazhan being the raid released with the initial expansion. And given that Illidan was now on their side after being defeated in the Burning Crusade expansion 5 releases ago, nothing made much sense anyways. Maybe next expansion they’d travel forward in time to kill the new Lich King. Regardless of the story line or lack of one, Covile was thankful for a number of reasons. First and foremost his idol Bernie Sanders had been elected supreme leader of the United States, implementing massive sweeping reforms in regards to not just healthcare and punishing businesses but rewarding all citizens with a Universal Basic Income, allowing Covile to pursue a fulltime career of tanking and shit posting as he saw fit. A proper society with socialized benefits and welfare, one to make his Canadian friends jealous. And to make his money go even farther, he had moved in with his awesome buddy Booty in a small 420 square foot studio apartment in Kansas City, Missouri. The apartment was a bit smaller than he was used too; the bathroom was cramped and there was barely enough room between the undersized toilet and the half sized shower which offered no comfort for satisfying a healthy young...

Words: 1050 - Pages: 5