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Mari kita bercerita tentang Nabi kita,
Iaitu Rasulullah SAW, penyelamat manusia dunia akhirat,
Walaupun sebelum ini kita telah menceritakan banyak kali tentangnya,
Mungkin kita ceritakan disudut-sudut lain yang belum diceritakan lagi,
Kalau pun diceritakan lagi banyak kali tidak mengapa,
Supaya yang lupa diingat kembali,
Bertambah ingat lagi,
Nabi Muhammad SAW orang luar biasa yang tidak ada taranya,
Sebelum dan sesudahnya dikalangan manusia,
Sekalipun dikalangan para rasul dan para nabi yang telah diberita,
Dia adalah rohnya malaikat dan tubuhnya manusia,
Orang paling cerdik dan paling bersih rohnya,
Dikalangan manusia sebelum dan sesudahnya,
Maka dia diberi julukan oleh Tuhan ‘fathonah’,
Bahkan yang paling ‘Fathonah’ dikalangan rasul-Nya,
Ilmunya bukan didapati dari aqalnya,
Walaupun dia orang yang paling tajam aqalnya,
Dia mendapat ilmu dijatuhkan Tuhan didalam hatinya,
Wahyu namanya, dia belajar langsung dari Tuhannya,
Kerana inilah dia tidak perlu menulis
Dan membaca seperti manusia biasa,
Kerana itulah ilmunya tidak dilupa sepanjang masa,
Kalau dari aqal mungkin dilupakannya,
Ilmunya menceritakan dunia dan akhirat,
Tawakalnya luarbiasa,
Sebab itulah dimalamnya makanan tidak disimpan untuk esok harinya
Dan diberikan kepada manusia yang memerlukannya
Kerana dia yakin, kalau esoknya dia hidup
Tuhan merezekikannya,
Dia tidak membunuh orang,
Walaupun disetengah-setengah waktu dia boleh membunuhnya,
Tapi dia tidak membunuhnya,
Dia mengambil jalan yang utama,
Iaitu memaafkannya,
Kerana itu orang itu Islam ditangannya,
Beraninya luarbiasa tiada tandingannya,
Dia sanggup lalu dihadapan musuhnya seorang diri,
Musuhnya tidak mengapa-apakannya bahkan terpinga-pinga,
Kasih sayangnya sangat ketara,
Terutama kepada fakir miskin, anak-anak yatim dan janda-janda,
Orang yang bersalah dimaafkannya,
Sekalipun orang itu tidak memintanya,
Pernah hamba sahaya hendak dihukum oleh tuannya,
Dia membuka bajunya untuk disebat,
Pengganti hamba sahaya, tuan hamba sahaya itu malu dibuatnya,
Lalu dimerdekakannya,
Pernah Rasulullah SAW membeli hamba sahaya kemudian dimerdekakannya,
Pemurahnya tidak ada taranya,
Macam angin kencang lajunya,
Tiada siapa yang boleh menandinginya,
Dan tidak pernah menghampakan orang yang meminta,
Sekalipun dia terpaksa berhutang buat sementara,
Kalau ada orang mengata dan menghinanya,
Dia diam sahaja, tidak menjawabnya,
Gembiranya tidak ketawa, hanya senyum sahaja,
Cuma ketaranya pada mukanya,
Bahkan tidak pernah menghina orang atau mengata aibnya,
Sekalipun musuhnya,
Rasulullah makannya sedikit sekadar mengalas perutnya
Dia tidak pernah makan seorang, sekalipun lapar,
Paling tidak, dia makan berdua,
Tapi kalau dia tidak suka setengah jenis makanan itu,
Dia tidak pula mencercanya,
Kalau dia marah dengan orang, disembunyikan marahnya
Sehingga orang tidak tahu marahnya,
Dia tidak pernah melahirkan jijik kepada manusia,
Sebab itu dia sanggup makan dengan orang berkudis-kudis badannya,
Sabarnya luarbiasa,
Tentang ujian yang Tuhan timpakan kepadanya berbagai-bagai bentuknya,
Dia redha,
Lantaran itu Tuhan beri dia gelaran ‘Ulul Azmi’
Yang tiada bandingannya,
Bahkan dia ketua ‘Ulul Azmi’, dikalangan rasul-rasul,
Ditangannya lahirlah murid-murid yang luarbiasa,
Diberi gelaran sahabat namanya,
Ratusan ribu banyaknya, lebih seratus ribu bilangannya,
Ini tidak pernah berlaku dikalangan rasul-rasul sebelumnya, Semua sahabat-sahabatnya masuk syurga,
Kerana dosa-dosa mereka diampunkan oleh Tuhannya,
Kerana menjadi sahabat-sahabatnya,
Sahabat-sahabatnya laksana bintang-bintang dilangit,
Rasul adalah bulan purnama,
Hatinya tidak tidur sekalipun matanya tidur,
Menunjukan hatinya sentiasa jaga,
Sebab itulah kalau dia tidur tidak membatalkan wudhu’nya,
Dia menghormati manusia sesuai dengan darjatnya,
Sekalipun orang itu kafir,
Kadang-kadang dibentangkan serbannya untuk tempat duduk tetamunya
Kerana menghormati tetamunya,
Dia tidak mengutuk dan melaknat makhluk Tuhan,
Sekalipun binatang yang melata,
Begitu juga tidak pernah melakukan kesalahan,
Sekalipun menyalahi utama,
Kalau dia melihat perempuan, matanya ditundukannya,
Dia orang paling pemalu,
Malunya kalah anak dara yang paling pemalu,
Sebab itu seumur hidup dia tidak pernah
Melihat kemaluannya dan kemaluan isterinya,
Kalau dia lalu, tidak dibenarkan perempuan dihadapannya,
Ibadahnya banyak, terutama diwaktu malam,
Hingga bengkak-bengkak kakinya,
Dia suka berkhidmat dengan isteri-isteri dan keluarga,
Bukan diarah-arahkan oleh isteri-isterinya,
Tapi dia buat dengan sukarela,
Kerana mencari redha Tuhannya,
Dia sebaik-baik suami,
Tidak mampu orang lain membuatnya,
Bahkan dia berkhidmat dengan musuhnya,
Satu cerita yang menyayat hati kita,
Seorang buta yang benci kepadanya.
Rasul berkhidmat tanpa diketahuinya,
Hingga sampai waktu wafatnya,
Diganti oleh Saidina Abu Bakar untuk berkhidmat kepadanya,
Tapi dirasakan olehnya ada kelainan dari sebelumnya,
Kamu ni siapa?
Saidina Abu Bakar berkata “Saya Abu Bakar
Pengganti Rasul berkhidmat kepada kamu,
Yang Rasul itu sudah wafat”
Sibuta itu terkejut!
Rupanya yang berkhidmat padanya orang yang paling dibenci, Kerana terkejutnya menjadikan dia mati,
Tapi sempat dia mengucap dua kalimah syahadat,
Islamlah dia,
Kalau dia bersahabat atau berkawan
Mengutamakan kawannya,
Bahkan berkhidmat kepada sahabatnya,
Setiap orang yang bergaul, berpuas hati dengannya,
Setiap orang merasa dia dihormatinya,
Walaupun berbagai-bagai peringkat kedudukannya,
Mari kita teruskan cerita tentang nabi kita,
Supaya lebih terperinci lagi
Cerita dan beritanya,
Dia manusia luarbiasa kekasih Tuhannya,
Agar lebih nampak dia manusia istimewa,
Dia tidak akan makan sebelum lapar,
Dia akan berhenti sebelum kenyang,
Tidak macam manusia biasa,
Dia tidak suka makanan banyak jenis lauknya,
Kalau dia suka kerana Tuhannya,
Kalau dia marah pun kerana Tuhannya,
Bukan kerana peribadinya,
Dia wafat, boleh dikatakan tidak meninggalkan harta,
Dia tidak meninggalkan sembahyang jemaah,
Kecuali sekali saja didalam hidupnya,
Iaitu waktu sakit hingga membawa wafatnya,
Makan minumnya bukan diusahakannya,
Tetapi setiap kali hendak makan, ada rezekinya,
Tapi pengikutnya disuruh berusaha,
Terutama yang ada keluarga,
Dia tidak menerima upah,
Lebih-lebih lagi meminta upah,
Kerana usaha perjuangannya,
Tetapi ulama dihari ini, memakan upah
Dari usaha dakwahnya,
Seperti yang dibuat oleh kebanyakan ulama-ulama yang cinta dunia,
Bahkan ada ulama yang meminta upah dari dakwah dan pengajiannya, Takut dengan Tuhan ketara dimukanya,
Dia beristerikan janda kaya, Khadijah namanya,
Hartanya diserahkan habis kepadanya,
Tetapi nabi korbankan harta itu semuanya,
Dan nabi, kalau dia berkawan, sebaik-baik kawan,
Kalau dia dirumah, sebaik-baik bapa,
Kalau dia bersama isteri, sebaik-baik suami,
Kalau dia memimpin, sebaik-baik pemimpin,
Kalau dia bercakap lantang suaranya,
Tegang urat marihnya,
Kalau dia bercakap bak mutiara,
Sangat berkesan pada jiwa orang yang mendengarnya,
Kalau dia berucap atau berpidato, tidak ada gelak ketawa manusia yang mendengarnya
Kerana manusia yang mendengar insaf dibuatnya,
Tidak seperti ulama-ulama hari ini,
Kalau mereka bercakap gelak ketawa orang yang mendengarnya, Kerana yang dicakapkan itu dari lidahnya,
Bukan dari hatinya,
Nabi kalau bercakap singkat-singkat sahaja, tidak meleret, Tidak seperti kebanyakan manusia,
Dia bercakap pendek sahaja,
Tapi terhimpun berbagai-bagai ilmu didalamnya,
Dikatakan oleh hadis ‘jawa miul kalim’
Kata-katanya singkat tapi padat,
Kata-katanya singkat tapi maksudnya luas,
Kata-katanya singkat tapi puas dan menggetarkan jiwa,
Tidak seperti orang lain bercakap berjela-jela, isinya tiada, Masa terbuang cakapnya tidak menggetarkan jiwa,
Kita sambung lagi cerita nabi kita,
Nabi tidak suka berjalan-jalan membuang masa,
Juga tidak akan bercakap yang sia-sia,
Sekalipun tidak berdosa,
Kalau dia ketawa tidak berbunyi,
Insafnya dapat dilihat dimukanya,
Takutnya kepada Tuhan dimukanya ketara,
Dia melahirkan kegembiraan bila
Kawan-kawannya gembira,
Dia melahirkan kesedihan diatas kesedihan kawan-kawannya, Rasulullah mudah menangis
Kerana takuntukan Tuhannya,
Rasulullah tahu Tuhan kasih kepadanya,
Akhlaknya sungguh agung,
Tuhan memujinya,
Bahkan mengatakan dia yang paling bertaqwa dikalangan manusia Sebelum dan sesudahnya,
Seolah-olah dia tidak mendengar apa yang Tuhan kata terhadap dirinya,
Tuhan berkata “Akhlaknya, sungguh agungnya, tidak ada siapa boleh menandinginya, tetapi dia tidak merasa bangga, dia tetap merasa hamba” Dia tetap dapat mengekalkan rasa takut dengan
Tuhannya,
Rasa kehambaan sentiasa didalam hatinya,
Bahkan tidak pernah putus daripada perasaannya,
Soal Tuhan memujinya itu hak Tuhannya,
Tapi dia tetap merasa hamba kepada Tuhannya,
Tawadhu’ dengan Tuhannya, sentiasa ada,
Sangat ketara, didalam hidupnya,
Dia berpakaian jubah dan serban,
Warna yang dia suka kebanyakannya putih dan hijau,
Warna lain ada juga dipakainya,
Tapi sekali sekala,
Makan yang dia suka, susu dan tamar,
Daging sebagai lauknya,
Itulah penguat badannya,
Demikianlah secara ringkas
Yang global tentang cerita nabi kita,
Yang tidak disebut berusahalah untuk mempelajarinya,
Didalam sejarah nabi kita ada dicerita,
Mukjizat banyak berlaku ditangannya,
Yang lahir dan yang batin,
Yang besar ialah Al Quran dan Al Hadith,
Yang kekal sampai keakhir zaman,
Untuk pengajaran dan panduan kepada manusia,
Demi keselamatan manusia dunia dan akhiratnya,
Tetapi apa yang disebutkan itu
Sudah memada,
Bagi orang yang tiada masa mengkajinya,
Kalau peribadi seseorang itu dapat menggambarkan bayangan nabi kita,
Orang itu boleh menjadi ikutan manusia,
Kalau dia memimpin, Tuhan memberkatinya,
Betapalah kalau dia pemimpin yang Tuhan janjikan buat manusia, Tetapi apa yang berlaku diakhir zaman ini,
Orang yang menceritakan nabi,
Dia melupakan diri,
Dia menceritakan memujikan nabi,
Tapi dirinya tidak terpuji,
Kerana itulah banyak cakap tidak memberi kesan
Seseorang itu banyak cakap tidak menggambarkan sikap nabinya, Walaupun dia seorang pemimpin,
Orang tidak suka mengikutnya,
Lidahnya tidak masin,
Dia berkata tidak mengkotanya,
Bahkan orang yang mengata dan mencerca dibelakangnya,
Bahkan anak isterinya tidak menghormatinya,
Sekianlah adanya.

WANITA YANG MASUK NERAKA KERANA SEEKOR KUCING Hati yang keras dan tabiat yang buruk bisa menjerumuskan pemiliknya ke dalam Neraka. Hal itu karena ia kosong dari kasih sayang yang membuatnya tidak peduli terhadap apa yang dia lakukan kepada orang lain, maka ia membunuh, memukul dan merusak. Dengan itu, mereka mencelakakan diri mereka disebabkan oleh apa yang mereka lakukan kepada orang lain. Di antara mereka ada seorang wanita yang diceritakan oleh Rasululloh ShallAllohu ‘alaihi wa Sallam. Dia mengurung seekor kucing sampai ia mati kelaparan dan kehausan. Karena perbuatan itu dia pun masuk Neraka. NASH HADITS Bukhari meriwayatkan dari Ibnu Umar dari Nabi ShallAllohu ‘alaihi wa Sallam bersabda, yang artinya: “Seorang wanita masuk Neraka karena seekor kucing yang diikatnya. Dia tidak memberinya makan dan tidak membiarkannya makan serangga bumi.”Dalam riwayat Bukhari, “Seorang wanita disiksa karena seekor kucing yang dia kurung sampai mati. Dia masuk Neraka karenanya. Dia tidak memberinya makan dan minum sewaktu. Mengurungnya. Dia tidak pula membiarkannya dia makan serangga bumi.” Rasululloh ShallAllohu ‘alaihi wa Sallam telah melihat wanita yang mengikat kucing ini berada di Neraka manakala beliau melihat Surga dan Neraka pada shalat gerhana. Dalam Shahih Bukhari dari Asma binti Abu Bakar bahwa Rasululloh ShallAllohu ‘alaihi wa Sallam bersabda, yang artinya: “Lalu Neraka mendekat kepadaku sehingga aku berkata, ‘Ya Rabbi, aku bersama mereka?’ Aku melihat seorang wanita. Aku menyangka wanita itu diserang oleh seekor kucing. Aku bertanya, ‘Bagaimana ceritanya?’ Mereka berkata, ‘Dia menahannya sampai mati kelaparan. Dia tidak memberinya makan dan tidak pula membiarkannya mencari makan.” Nafi’ berkata, “Menurutku dia berkata, ‘Mencari makan dari serangga bumi.” Muslim meriwayatkan dari Jabir hadits Rasululloh ShallAllohu ‘alaihi wa Sallam yang melihat seorang wanita yang mengikat kucing berada di Neraka. Di dalamnya terdapat keterangan bahwa wanita itu berasal dari Bani Israil. Dalam riwayat lain disebutkan bahwa wanita itu berasal dari Himyar. TAKHRIJ HADITS Hadits tentang kucing dalam Shahih Bukhari dalam Kitab Bad’il Khalqi, bab”Jika lalat jatuh ke dalam bejana salah seorang dari kalian” (VI/356), no. 3318. Dan dalam Kitab Ahaditsil Anbiya’, no. 3482. Dan dalam Kitabul Musaqah, bab keutamaan memberi minum, 5/41, no. 2365. Hadits ini diriwayatkan oleh Muslim dalam Shahih-nya dari Abu Hurairah dan Abdullah bin Umar dalam Kitabus Salam, bab ”Diharamkannya membunuh kucing” (4/1760, no. 2242-2243). Hadits tentang Rasululloh ShallAllohu ‘alaihi wa Sallam melihat seorang wanita yang mengikat kucing diriwayatkan oleh Bukhari dalam Shahih-nya dalam Kitabul Adzan dan Asma’ binti Abu Bakar (2/231, no. 745) dan Kitabul Musaqah Abdullah, keutamaan memberi minum air (5/41) no. 2364. Adapun riwayat Muslim tentang Rasululloh ShallAllohu ‘alaihi wa Sallam melihat wanita yang menyiksa kucing terdapat dalam Kitabul Kusuf, bab apa yang diperlihatkan kepada Rasululloh dalam shalat Kusuf, 2/622, no. 904

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