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Valentine's Day Poem

One _________, __________ wanted a __________, so he took his old lady, Mrs. _________ on the corner of _____ ________ & Clark. He began to feel her _________ and to him that was an _________. which made his __________!! Then, he let out some __________ and slipped his __________ up her _________, which of course caused a _________! She screamed "__________!", and she squeezed his Peter Paul, and said "you're better than the __ _________!" She soon became a bit _________ & 9 months later gave birth to _____ ________.

Hershey Mr. Good bar
5th Avenue 3 Muskateers
Mounds Bit-O-Honey
Almond Joy Payday
Milky-way O-Henry
Snickers
Butterfinger
Kit Kat
Baby Ruth
Tootsie Roll
Chunky

Valentine's Day Poem

I've spent many nights looking at the ________ _______, watching the _________, thinking about my ____ ______, my __________. Missing the way you run outside naked to shoot ________ with your _________. But I think I'm gonna like being a _____ _____. We've been down a ______ _______. Sometimes you're a __________, a ______, and a ________. But you're still my ___________, and I'll stay your _______ ______. your little __________, if you'll stay my _______ _______, my _____ ______ _______. And I love you to _______ ______, _____ ____ ______. Now, let's take a ________ and get _________. I've been waiting to _______, and I want it ______ ____ ______. Don't ask for _______, or a _______ ____, just break out your ________ whip and stick your ____ _____ in my ___ _____. I'll shake my _____ _______, and make you yell "Oh _____ ______." I've been missing your __ ________, he makes me scream " _____ ______." My ________ are _____ ________, waiting for your ___________________, I know it's a __________, and it brings me _______ _____. So let's take a _____ ______, don't play no ______, just gimme _______!

P.S. I have a confession, I'm glad it's ________, cause I went on a _______. I spent _______ ________ and now your account is at Zero.

Baby Ruth Reese's Piece Starbursts Spree Ding Dong Doves
100 Grand Bazooka Oh Henry Almond Joy Jolly Rancher Rocky Road
Smartie Red Hot Bit-O-Honey Sugar Baby Sweetart
Now and Later Licorice Blow Pop Fast break Nurtrageous Skor Good and Plenty Big Hunk Airhead Milky way Kit Kat Laffy Taffy Mr. Good bar Mounds Whatchamacallit Nerd Whopper Fun Dip York Peppermint Patty lifesaver Twix Smore Payday Sugar Daddy

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