...decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful. Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together. They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number? Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns! Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me. If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U? I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass. Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on. I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty...
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...Kellum It was a cold December night my best friend Calvin is back in town. He calls me u and decides to come by for a late night visit. Just minutes later I hear a hard knock on the door. I go to open it and there was Calvin, “Aye bro. Wat up?” “Nothing much Calvin it’s pretty late wats goin on man. U bangin at ma doe like dat at this time.” “Nothin much bro just wanna let you know yo bachelor party is goin down at my crib this weekend.” “Ok fasho bro! My shit finna be turnt” “No shit Sherlock it’s gonna be at my place. Yo and I got a special guest for you.” “On me bro. Don’t tell me I wanna be surprised.” “Well you can stay down here till morning if you want” “Thanks bro.” I went back to bed but couldn’t sleep cause I was tryin to think what the special guest was. My fiancé Rosa Lee asked, ” Who was at the door babe?” “Oh it was just my bestfriend Calvin. Remember him bae.” “Ha, wat was his crazy ass talking about?’’ “Oh nothing…” “Yo lien ass.I her him talkin bout throwin some party and special guest. It just betta not be in ma house.” “Damn bae, it’s not and besides I don’t even think ima go it’s gona be a waste of my time. Why you bein all nosy anyway?” Two days later I went to go hang wit the boys and maybe have a few drinks. We all met at my house so we could get some real food made by my baby Rosa Lee. “Hey Rosa Lee just to let you know I’m stealing the bro Elias for the weekend.” “Ok Calvin that means if anything...
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...hotel room that Lori has reserved just for a weekend of partying with Zach an old boyfriend that she will never forgive} Zach: Girl you are just too sexy to me. Lori: Well thank you Zach {while trying on lipstick} Zach: Why do you even wear make-up because you are so beautiful without all that caked upon your face Lori: I just have to have my make-up on its makes me feel much more glamorous. Zach: So how are you enjoying the fast-paced Vegas life? Lori: I just love it, way more exciting than Louisiana. I miss nothing about that place. Zach: I know what you mean; I’ve wanted to move here ever since the first time I visited. You and I always have so much fun together and I really miss you, miss being with you. Lori: Let’s not go there what you I can never forget. Zach: That’s been so long ago and besides I have apologized so many times for my mistake. Why don’t you forgive and forget? Lori: Because what you did was too horrible to forgive and definitely too hard to forget about. The shit you did was gross, sneaky, and embarrassing. Zach: {Shaking his head in regret} that night I was way too wasted and I can hardly remember what really happened. Lori: {stands up with hands in a fist} well let me remind you then. You left with my first cousin after a block party that I didn’t even attend and you had sex with her and now as a the result of that you two have twins!!! Zach: Those twins may not even be mine; I mean hell I never even met them. She wants nothing to do with...
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... we have walls to protect us, they have friends, we have encyclopedias, they have Bible." Then they headed, "Thanks dad for showing me how poor we are." MORAL LESSON: It's not about money that make us rich, it's about simplicity of having God in our lives. Teacher : assume that A parrot sits on an elephant and the elephant died ! prove how is this possible ? . . ... . . Student : assume that the elephant's name is *parrot* and parrot's name is *elephant* :O ;) A Cute Reply Boy:- If I Ask You To Give Up Everything For Me, Will You? Girl:- No ... Boy:- Why ? =( Girl:- Because You're My Everything And I Can't Give You Up.... ♥ A boy was driving a car… A girl on scooty overtook him... Boy shouted, “Buffalo” Girl turned back & shouted, “Pig, ...donkey, Monkey, Stupid boy…” ... ... Suddenly she met with an accident… She was hit by a buffalo crossing the road... MORAL: - “Girls never understand what a boy wants to say!!!! just because the world doesn't get your dream doesn't mean you should abandon your dream. 1st year students of MBBS were attending their 1st anatomy class. They all gath...ered around the surgery table with a real dead dog. The Professor started class by telling two important qualities as a Doctor. The 1st is that NEVER BE DISGUSTED FOR ANYTHING ABOUT BODY , e.g. He inserted his finger in dog's mouth & on drawing back tasted it in his own mouth. Then he said them to do the same. The students...
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...in the dryer for too long, but who will not just *iron the clothes*) announced that he would be able to get some new furniture for the apartment, but he would need Ari (our other roommate) and me to help bring it in. I was initially opposed...we already had a couch and didn't need another. There were other pieces of furniture we could use (dining room chairs or a table to replace our lawn chairs and lawn table, for example), but I didn't want to get involved with whatever shenanigans that will come over just getting a *second couch*. But eventually, Jonathan talked Ari and me into helping. (Our reservations had been that we thought he was going to ask us to split the cost of the furniture, reasoning that each of us would be using it. I was opposed to the prospect of paying, even in part, for furniture that I had never seen before, but it turned out that the furniture was free -- Jonathan's mom's friend was giving away the furniture, not selling it.) Soon, the day came for us to help move the furniture and we went to U-Haul to pick up the truck that Jonathan had reserved. We took Ari's car to the U-Haul place, and the plan was that Jon would drive the U-Haul truck to his mom's friend's apartment, I would be his navigator (ughggghhh), and then Ari would follow with his car, so he didn't have to leave his nice car at the U-Haul place. ...well, it turned out that Jon's driver's license expired, so he couldn't drive the U-Haul. I asked him, "Did you know your driver's license...
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...mounted on Christi’s wall. Every room in the huge, luxurious, house had received a TV just like Christi’s as a Christmas present from Jose the butler. The TV’s allowed the Jackson family to talk to each other face to face anytime they wanted to. “Uugh! Mom, stop nagging us, we’re almost ready, gosh!” Christi whined to her mother. After the three girls were done perfecting each other they stepped to the elevator and rode downstairs. “I can’t believe we’re in 7th grade!” Melissa said. “Yeah I know, it seems like just last year we met in 1st grade,” Kalli replied. Christi could care less about being in 7th grade. She was more interested in Nicole Perry’s new makeover she had heard about. What if she’s prettier than us now, Christi thought to herself. “What if she thinks just because she’s pretty that she can join the Christi Clique?” “Oh well, it can’t be that bad.” Melissa, Kalli, and Christi stepped into the Cadillac Escalade, buckled their seat belts and started discussing the new year’s latest fashions. When the pearly white car approached Maryville Middle School Christi noticed a giant group of students huddled around someone. “What’s going on over there?” Christi asked, suddenly getting worried. All of her bad thoughts about Nicole Perry flooded back into her mind. The girls were relieved to be out of the car because of Christi’s oh-so annoying mother who was just determined to be a part of their...
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...Social Network Is social networking a bad thing? Going back in time to about forty years ago, there was no such thing as social networking. Technology has become a major part of society. It has also impacted the youth of this generation. Now social networking is a part of most teenagers’ life, which most times lead into an addiction. My article is titled, Study Finds Teenagers’ Internet Socializing Isn’t Such a Bad Thing by Tamar Lewin (676). Although it captivates its reader’s attention with the use of logos and ethos, the evidence used in it, and its appeal to the audience, the purpose of this article is not entirely effective. It lacks information (evidence and support), about the main subject, which would answer the question, “How does internet socializing benefit teenagers?” The use of egos and logos was thorough and well used in this article. For example, in the article, Ms. Ito, a research scientist in the department of informatics at the University of California, Irvine, said that some parental concern about the dangers of Internet socializing might result from a misperception (Lewin 677). This is a good example of logos, and how the author integrates the information of credible sources. The author also integrates the studies of the MacArthur Foundation, which is part of a $50 million project on digital and media learning (Lewin 677). This leads to show that Tamar Lewin put logical and legitimate sources in his article. Tamar Lewin himself seems credible in the...
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...사랑했잖아 제발 날 울리지마 오직 내겐 너 하나뿐야 해리) 눈을 감아도 보여 귀를 막아도 들려 제발 날 떠나가지마 민경 RAP] 세상과 너 둘중에 택하라면 하나 내 전불 빼앗아도 너라면 난 좋아 낮이나 밤이나 사랑에 난 목마른 자 널 이젠 잊자 이런 나의 같잖은 다짐이 또 다시 나를 울려 들려 효민 RAP] 너에게 바라는건 오직 너야 너 없인 아무것도 할수 없는 나야 이 노랠 들으면 제발 너 돌아와 돌아와 효민) 사랑하면 할수록 점점 야위어만 가 오직 내겐 너 하나뿐야 해리) 우리 사랑했잖아 제발 날 울리지마 날 두고 떠나가지마 화영 RAP] Yeah uh uh 결국 넌 돌아서 나는 또 막아서 자존심 다 버리고 미친척 널 따라서 가슴이 되려 나를 다그치고 말했어 세상에 하나뿐인 널 잃지는 말랬어 나는 또 웃는척 그냥 멀쩡한척 너에게 부르는 마지막 나의 이 노래 소연) 제발 날 떠나가지마 아무 말도 필요 없죠 나의 눈 속엔 가득하죠 그댈 향한 그 설레임이 보이나요 내 눈 속의 그 속삭임이 숨겨왔던 마음 줄래 내 손 잡아줄래 난 너를 놓지 않을래 기다릴게요 오직 그대 하나만 When I fall 첫눈에 반해버린 걸 Cuz when I fall 사랑에 빠져버린 걸 시간이 멈춘 것 같아 온 세상이 내 것 같아 I'm fallen in love with you 나를 보는 그 미소에 난 꿈을 꿔요 달콤함에 행복해서 깨고 싶진 않아 느끼나요 두근두근 떨리는 내 맘을 받아줘 I wanna call you my boo my boo 그대 맘을 줄래 난 항상 간직할래요 기다릴게요 오직 그대 하나만 When I fall 너에게 반해버린 걸 Cuz when I fall 사랑에...
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...Cooperating Individual questions and statements In forming this conspiracy, the defendants and their conspirators did the following * Participated in private meetings where it was agreed amongst Mars, Hershey and Nestle to either maintain increase or fix chocolate confectionery products in the US. * Announcing pricing and selling confectionary prices accordingly * Participated in private meetings to implement and monitor agreements that they reached. The November 19, 2007 Information details several meetings and communications beginning at least as early as February 2004, including meetings at coffee shops, restaurants, conventions, and the offices of Nestlé, amongst Hershey, Mars, Nestlé, and the “Cooperating Party.” In the November 19, 2007 Information, the Competition Bureau set forth the following: a. “Cooperating Individual 1” participated in a breakfast meeting with the President and CEO of Nestlé Canada Inc., Bob Leonidas, on February 23, 2004, at which time the parties discussed the topic of “trade spend” (the industry practice of providing discounts, rebates and allowances to customers, often linked to promotions). According to the Information, “Cooperating Individual 1 indicated that it was known in the industry that he disagreed with the industry’s prevailing approach to trade spend and that the Cooperating Party was going to reduce trade spend on chocolate. Cooperating Individual 1 indicated that he left the meeting with the impression that...
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...Why is Anbe Sivam regarded as the best movie in the history of Tamil cinema by many? Did this movie have any story at all? First of all is it a movie? No. Anbe Sivam is an experience, not only for one Madhavan but for another few thousands, who care to learn quite a lot of things and feel conceited about themselves, but fail miserably to confront the vagaries of life. What was the movie all about? An experienced matured man and a squeamish, egotist but tender hearted youth (a typical modern day youth) travelling together from Bhubaneshwar to Chennai(East coast of India).Fate hinders their journey in all possible ways which Madhavan initially considers exasperating but later reveres as an experience of a lifetime. The story is as simple as that but the associated scenes,dialogues and the lessons learnt reverberate through your mind for a long time. Be it the floods,train accident or the little boy's death it is Madhavan who breaks down and get shattered. But Kamalhassan adapts himself and reconciles himself to reality and helps in the best possible way he can. While it takes a lot of effort for Madhavan to tell Kamalhaasan about his fraternal love towards him, Kamalhaasan finds it easy to tell 'A.Ars, you are a go(o)d man' (it's not that easy to tell it to someone earnestly). From where did Kamal get this maturity? The story moves into the flashback of Kamal,a communist, who loves the daughter of a capitalist, Nasser, whom he opposes as a worker regarding wages. When the duo...
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...Hanukkah lights should burn for at least one half hour after it gets dark. The custom of the Vilna Gaon observed by many residents of Jerusalem as the custom of the city, is to light at sundown, although most Hassidim light later, even in Jerusalem. Many Hasidic Rebbes light much later, because they fulfill the obligation of publicizing the miracle by the presence of their Hasidim when they kindle the lights. Inexpensive small wax candles sold for Hanukkah burn for approximately half an hour, so on most days this requirement can be met by lighting the candles when it is dark outside. Friday night presents a problem, however. Since candles may not be lit on the Shabbat itself, the candles must be lit before sunset. However, they must remain lit until the regular time—thirty minutes after nightfall—and inexpensive Hanukkah candles do not burn long enough to meet the requirement. A simple solution is to use longer candles, or the traditional oil lamps. In keeping with the above-stated prohibition, the Hanukkah menorah is lit first, followed by the Shabbat candles which signify its onset.[original research?] [edit] Blessings over the candles Typically three blessings (Brachot singular Brachah) are recited during this eight-day festival. On the first night of Hanukkah, Jews recite all three blessings; on all subsequent nights, they recite only the first two.[37] The blessings are said before or after the candles are lit depending on tradition. On the first night of Hanukkah...
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...More Praise for the Second Edition of Beyond Change Management “Once again, Dean and Linda have nailed it! Beyond Change Management is an extraordinary book examining the shifts in change management that have occurred over the years. This book offers real, practical solutions for change practitioners to become extraordinary conscious change leaders.” —Darlene Meister, director, Unified Change Management, United States House of Representatives “Entering the offices recently of a highly respected Fortune 500 company, I was stunned by the enormity of change they were facing and at the same time how ill-equipped they were to deal with the challenges that lay ahead of them. They had little capacity to lead and manage the change required. And, of course, consulting firms were swarming all over them. Th ey needed this book by the Andersons to help them. In fact, Chapter Five alone on building organizational capability is worth the price of the book.” —W. Warner Burke, Ph.D., Edward Lee Thorndike Professor of Psychology and Education; chair, Department of Organization and Leadership; program coordinator, Graduate Programs in Social-Organizational Psychology, Teachers College, Columbia University “Beyond Change Management is a must-read for today’s C-Suite executives and those who lead organizational change. Change is a fact of life in all successful businesses. Based on this breakthrough construct, we now view our approach to transformational change as a strategic advantage. It is a way...
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...THE KITE RUNNER One December 2001 I became what I am today at the age of twelve,on a frigid overcast day in the winter of 1975.I remember the precise moment ,crouching behind a crumbing mud wall,peeking into the alley near the frozen creek.That was a long time ago,but it’s wrong what they say about the past,I’ve learned,about how you can bury it .Because the past claws its way out.Looking back now.I realize I have been peeking into that deserted alley for the last twenty-six years. One day last summer,my friend Rahim Khan called from Pakistan.He asked me to come to see him.Standing in the kitchen with the receiver to my ear,I knew it wasn’t just Rahim Khan on the line.It was my past of unatoned sins.After I hung up ,I went for a walk along Spreckels Lake on the northern edge of Golden Gate Park.The early-afternoon sun sparkled on the water where dozens of miniature boats sailed,propelled by a crisp breeze.Then I glanced up and saw a pair of kites,red with long blue tails,soaring in the sky.They danced high above the trees on the west end of the park,over the windmills,floating side by side like a pair of eyes looking down on San Francisco,the city I now call home.And suddenly Hassan’s voice whispered in my head:For you,a thousand times over.Hassan the harelipped kite runner. I sat on a park bench near a willow tree.I thought about something Rahim Khan said just before he hung up,almost as an afterthought .There is a way to be good again.I looked up at those twin kites...
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...Unit 10 The Teacher Who Changed My Life Warm-up I. The pictures below show three of the world’s great teachers. Match each picture with the right name and description. |( ( ( | |[pic] [pic] [pic] | 1. Confucius 2. Anne Sullivan Macy 3. Socrates A B C |Helen Keller’s teacher, who taught |A philosopher and Plato’s teacher, who |A philosopher and a teacher, who believed | |Keller how to spell and read, and thus|encouraged his students to think and responded |that education should be available to | |made Keller long for learning. |to their questions by asking more questions. |everyone and who adopted various teaching | | | |methods to inspire his students. | II. To you, which of the three is the greatest? Share your opinion with the class. Reading ( Reading Tip: What did the teacher do that changed the author’s life? The person who set the course of my life was a schoolteacher named Marjorie Hurd. When I stepped off a ship in New York Harbor in 1949, I was a nine-year-old war refugee, who had lost his mother and was coming...
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