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Oh, my dear Charlotte, in recent days, your appearance and modesty have amazed me. Even though you are not the most handsome women to my knowledge, I believe you are a good match for me. As you know, I am the heir of Mr. Bennett’s property. None of his five daughters has modesty and beauty like yours. From the first time I saw you, I singled you out as the companion of my future. I have been blessed with properties of my own as well. Everyone in Hunsford pays a respect to me. Only deficit I have in my luxurious life is a wife but I am convinced you will add greatly to my happiness. A respected clergyman like me should marry a proper gentlewoman of great accomplishment. Though your accomplishments are not the greatest, you are a true gentlewoman. …show more content…
You may also be aware that Lady Catherine de Bourgh serves as my patroness. She and her daughter have high respect for me. Lady de Bourgh has recommend me to find a noble woman. Miss de Bourgh also maintains a similar belief. She has advised me to marry urgently. And allow me to observe that I do not reckon the notice and kindness of Lady Catherine de Bourgh as among the least of the advantages in my power to offer. She is the most generable woman to my knowledge and her manners are beyond anything I can describe; and I am certain that she will find your manner acceptable.
I understand that you, as a woman, must in a search to be the mistress of your own house and I am providing you with this great opportunity. Even though we will have live the estate if Lady Catherine de Bourgh, I will very soon inherited the Mr. Bennet’s property. Thus you will be able to inhabit their beautiful home. My connections with Mr. Bennet and Lady Catherine de Bourgh make my life very favorable. Thus, by marrying me, you can fulfill your desire of an

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