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Have you ever seen a monkey in a zoo before that knows how to speak in sign language? Personally, I have not seen one other than me, but the difference is I don’t live in a zoo. I know how to speak using the sign language letters and can be fairly strange sometimes. Some people say they can blame it on my brain activity and others say it’s because I have the higher functioning Autism known as Asperger’s and epilepsy. Luckily for me the seizure disorder in which I tend to get grand mall seizures has been controlled through prescribed medication for one year and four months.
Also, I like to say dickhead. Though it has nothing to relate to my monkey like disabilities, you are probably wondering why. The reason I love the word dickhead is because when me and my sister were little, we would always try to imagine a dick on a head and wonder if anyone had a dick on their head. If you think that’s my favorite curse word, then you are wrong because that is my favorite word. Just remember I am a monkey so it may seem strange to you. …show more content…
Now you might ask why. The reason is because when I was a little monkey I went to a Girl Scout camp that had horses where they required you to do a chore dealing with horses in which you picked the chore as a group. Until one day where they chose the chore for us which they have never done before which was picking up horse poop. That was everyone’s worst part of the day since we usually got to agree on a chore as a Girl Scout troop but they chose the chore for us. Now if you ask me what my least favorite word is I am going to have to go with the word ain’t. The reason I don’t like the word ain’t is that it sounds

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