Look away now

Our three main characters, Aptly, Bloss and Charr, are sitting in an aircraft. The reassuring music in the background stops and the flight stewardess instructs the passengers to make sure their seat belts are fastened and ready for takeoff. Aptly and Charr stare absently into space while the latter yawns. Bloss, sitting between them automatically follows the Stewardess’ instructions as she continues telling the passengers to fold away their tables and put their seats in the right position and their mind in a closed one. Aptly glances at Bloss who stops paying attention. More instructions follow, telling people that in case anyone is still conscious, the tone in which the message is spoken might help them lose attention. The message goes on about the card showing aircraft safety procedures and Bloss automatically moves to look for it. Once again, Aptly glances at him and he stops.
Yet again, the stewardess informs the passengers to ignore her messages, proclaiming that the failure to do so might result in making one look nervous or inexperienced in the eyes of other travellers. Aptly and Charr open their newspapers and instantly become absorbed in them, as soon as they hear that the cabin attendants, who are not training in mime or the use of theatrical properties, will begin to demonstrate the use of the aircraft’s emergency oxygen masks and life jackets. Seeing as the stewardess tells people to obscure their faces using newspapers and not pay attention to the profoundly embarrassing performance, Bloss quickly follows suit.
In the background, the emergency oxygen supply is explained and Bloss sneaks a peek over the top of his newspaper. He does a double take and his mouth falls open but as passengers are told that in case they’re looking they should put the newspaper back in front of their face, things quickly return to the way they were before. The message goes on explaining oxygen masks and telling that in case of a landing on water, passengers will have no idea where their life jacket is stowed.
Bloss begins to cautiously peer around the edges of his newspaper but vanishes again quickly as the stewardess explains the emergency landing on water procedure, telling people to take their pants off. She goes on explaining where to find ones whistle and tells the passengers not to blow it so as not to attract any sort of attention from others.
Bloss once again checks to see if Aptly and Charr are paying attention which they’re not. He continues to stare at the demonstration open-mouthed as the stewardess explains how ladies can undress as a secondary way of persuading others to look at them. Aptly catches Bloss actually paying attention and is amused by his naivety and as soon as Bloss realizes this he hastily snatches his newspaper which disintegrates into its various component pages.
The stewardess informs the passengers how to increase the pressure in the masks and kindly asks passengers not to inflame other passengers while aboard the aircraft. Aptly and Charr slowly beings to suspect they might have missed something. The message continues, telling people to alow cabin staff a few seconds to retrieve their clothes and make it to the galley to redress.
Aptly and Charr slowly lower their newspaper as the message ends, telling people to open their eyes, fold newspapers away, settle back in their seats and enjoy their flight. Bloss follows the instructions, glances at Aply and Charr and smiles slightly to himself.