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“Would ya mind getting out of here?”

“One more second! I’m almost finished with this last page.”

Metal Bat tightened his hold on the weapon that gave him his hero name to stop him from bashing this woman's head in.

He could have defeated this monster easily and in fact he was going to, until that stupid journalist (or something on the lines of that) stepped in the scene and began filling pages of a small note book.

Her thought she was lost or confused, a lot of civilians didn't know what to do in the presence of a monster, but she merely told him “Carry on” and sat on a nearby bench, oblivious to the giant slug he was about to battle.

Didn’t she understand she was putting herself in danger? He had tried carrying her a few blocks away and returning to the fight, but she stubbornly returned and carried on writing. …show more content…
He couldn't get close to the slug or he would risk the journalists life and as annoying as she was, he opted to wait until she was finished rather then end her life.
"Alrighty! One question and I'm done! Do you enjoy fighting monsters?" Metal Bat perked up at the thought of her being done and answered passionately with, "Hell no!" He faintly heard vicious scribbling and then a click of a pen, before she gave him a pat on the shoulder, earning another tightened grip on the bat, and ran off behind him. With a ecstatic yell of "Finally!" he leaped forward to end the disgusting monster's

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