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Seen 1st
Hello everyone , Here we present a skit on corporate office of Kela co-op ltd.
This is an organization which sales computers. There is a target meeting going on in the conference hall, where Sushil is heading the meet of his employees.
Sushil: hello everyone, Who are we???
Everyone: We are the champions.
Sushil: i don’t think we are any more. Did u had a look at sales review of last quarter. Pathetic , kapil what are you doing.
Kapil: I tried my best sir.
Sushil: I don’t need your best. I need your numbers. Please have a look, there is a continuous decline in your sales Mr Kothari one of the most important client of our company.
Kapil: sorry sir.
Sushil: you better be. Kalash i was expecting a good number form you that you should have delivered.
Kalash: Sir, I won’t let you down this time.
Sushil: good job kumar. You are learning well.
Kumar: thank you sir. I have been facing lot of problems in recent time. Please help me.
Sushil: no worries kumar. You can anytime walk in my cabin . you be with kalash instead of being with kapil stupid.
Kapil: BOSSSSS .......!!!!
Aakash: .........
Sushil: kapil you better don’t argue with me. We will disperse for today. I Hope i will get better results next time.
Seen 2nd
As you saw everybody got firing from the boss for there poor performance, those everybody has to pull there socks and perform well.
Now there is a vacancy for a post of sales consultant in the organization . the interview has been schedule for the same, lets have a look at who is the candidate entering the organization.
Pryanka: Is Dixit sir in?
Office boy: what is the work?
Peyanka: the work is mine, you do as i say , please mind your own business.
Office boy: you you you!!!!
(AAkash enters)
Aakash: boss, there is hotty waiting outside.
Sushil: you,you,you......Bleedy loose character
Aakash: (smiling) wwhat boss....
(Office boy comes in)
Sushil: Send that girl in.
Office boy: yes Boss.
(outside)
Office boy: you come out
Pryanka: (laughing) you idiot
Office boy: thank you madam

Seen 3rd
As you saw how aakash played an important roll in Pryanka’s selection, though she was not at all qualified for the job, Sushil was not at all satisfied with pryanka’s selection.
Les us see weather pryanka lives up to sushils expectation or not.
Pryanka: Hi..
Kapil: are you new joining
Pryanka: yes today only i joined
Kapil: so where were you working before
Pryanka: i was working with kotak mahindra for last one year, but then i left the job and now i’m here
Kapil: okey nice nice.......
(kumar enters)
Kumar: hi im kumar, whats your good name?
Pryanka: hi i’m pryanka, nice to meet you.
(pryanka pointing at kalash)
Pryanka: who is he?
Kapil:
Kumar: so i’ll introduce you to other
Seen 4th
Pryanka: get me a cappachino .
As you saw pryanka is least interested in the job. She is just enjoying the workplace, having fun and doesn’t bother about the task given. Also aakash is always leaned towards pryanka and gives her favour
Seen 5th
A fresh day at office, Sushil enters the office and have some announcement to made about a new tender opening.
Seen 6th
After the announcement, everybody starts working hard in order to fetch the car. But as always pryanka was busy throwing tantrums and was not ready with the report.
Seen 7th
As you saw it was shock for kalash as his report was not finalized, those he is very disappointed and goes for a booze with his office buddy’s.
Seen 8th
Kalash was fully drank and on his way home , accidently he meet sushil who is also heading home in his car.
Here kalash explains sushil the entire scenario and sushil takes personal interest in the matter.
Seen 9th
Now sushil does a proper analysis of all the reports and finalizes kalash’s report which was the best one.

MORAL: people as we have seen here Hard work pays off.

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