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James: We have the pleasure of introducing the next speaker, a man who we have known for three years. He is one of the most intelligent and humorous teachers we have met. He is always looking for ways to expand upon his knowledge, as well as, the knowledge of those around him.

Alexia: He started his never ending pursuit for knowledge by failing out of Bridgewater State University his first year. He quickly transferred to Lyndon State College before the college could see his transcript. Later he transferred to Utah State University, then finally the University of Maine where he finally got his act together, receiving a bachelors and masters degree. He has been teaching at Medomak Valley for 15 years now.

James: Really, in 15 years you couldn't …show more content…
In these 15 years he has compiled an extensive amount of recycled power point presentations which he uses in his daily lectures. These power points are full of grammar and spelling mistakes which his students point out every year. However, he is way to busy to fix them.

Alexia: It's a good thing you aren't part of the English department.

James: In addition to teaching students, his job also requires him to take online college classes through the University of Phoenix. He turned these tedious tasks into a competition with the teacher he is currently in a bromance with. Whoever got the highest grade and the most skittles wins. Unfortunately, even after having a lot of assistance from a student, he lost to Mr. Robbins by one point.

Alexia: You're welcome by the way. Now, this man loves spending time with his wife and two sons, and has a variety of hobbies. One of his most notable hobbies is his giant collection of dead bodies he keeps in his classroom. He has collected and perfectly pinned so many different types of insects over the years, one might think he had a degree in entomology, or something.

James: This man has inspired many over the years, and helped them reach their aspirations. He is a wonderful teacher, parent and

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