English and Literature
Submitted By Kbc09
Me: MOOOOOMMM I’M HOME!
Mum: Really? I would never have guessed(.) So how was school?
Me: It was okay(.) Can’t really expect much news from this school.
Mum: Well, you’re gonna have to deal with it now//
Me: //Acha, acha. Pata hai. Meri ghalti hai ke mein iss school me pas gaye hoon. (Yeah, yeah. I know it’s my fault I’m stuck in this school.)
Mum: Firstly don’t talk over me and secondly when I’m talking to you in English then you should reply in English.
Me: Okay then(.) Where’s Diya and Ayanna?
Mum: It’s a small house(.) Go and find them.
Me: Fine. GUYS, WHERE ARE YOU?
Diya: Here we are Khushboo di. You okay?
Me: Yeah, I’m fine(.) You?
Diya: I’m okay(.) Ayanna’s hiding let’s go and find her.
Mum: Go change your clothes(.) I’m getting your food ready.
Me: Okey Dokey
Mum: Zara jaldi karlo(.) Khana tyar hai. Hurry up a little(.) Your food’s ready.
Me: Acha (Okay)
Mum: Khana kane ke baad Diya aur Ayanna ko nahla dena. Zara jaldi. (After eating give your sisters a shower. Hurry up a little.)
Me: I don’t want to give them a shower(.) They’re annoying.
Mum: Yes, but they’re your sisters so hurry up and do what I said.
Mum: //No buts(2) Jaldi karo.
Me: That’s so not fair.
Mum: Life’s not fair so deal with it and hurry the hell up.
Mum: Don’t act like a 2 year old with a tantrum.
Me: I’m not(2) Can I at least eat in peace?
Mum: Better hurry though. If you make them wait too long you’ll be in trouble.
Me: Okay, fine(.) PLEASE LEAVE ME FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES!
Mum: Fine then(.) Bye(2) See you 2 minutes.
Me: ‘Ello(.) How’s life?
Junaid: Sick alie(.) How’s you doing?
Me: Good good(.) Except mum’s decided to send me to some next up after school thing innit but oh well. How’s school doin’ ya?
Junaid: How can I have got internal exclusion again for doing nothing innit? So wasted.
Me: Sure ye didn’t do nuffin.
Junaid: Nah man. All’s that happened was dat I got into beef wid some messed up breh innit cause he starts chattin some crap ‘bout me and all. Dumb fool.
Me: Clock this though(.) You needa jamm yer hype before ye get battered.
Junaid: Don’t give a crap. Ain’t no one gunna be touching this innit.
Me: If you say so(.) But when your face gets bashed up don’t complain ‘bout it yeah?
Junaid: Yeah, yeah(.) Whatever dude.
Me: Just cause you know I’m right yeah?
Junaid: Did I say you was right though? No I didn’t so shu’up.
Me: Oh jeez, it’s just so hard to imagine to imagine why people wanna punch yer face yeah?
Junaid: Haha’ You know I’m amazing g. Your life would be moist without me alie?
Me: If you say so.
Junaid: I do say so.
Me: I know you do but shu’up anyway.
Junaid: Bun you.
Me: Bun your face.
Junaid: BLAH BLAH BLAH.
Me: Bye Junaid.
Junaid: Bye Khushy Whushy.
Me: BYE DUDE!
Me: Hi guys.
Simron: Hi monkey.
Simron: I don’t want to.
Me: Whatever(.) Lowlife.
Simron: I know you are.
Me: ANYWAY(3) Oi Paola, are we still going on Sunday?
Paola: As far as I know we are(.) but then we’ll just have to wait and see incase something else happens.
Me: Okay, that’s fine.
Simron: Oh, we forgot the tissue paper(.) Priyanka we need to bring it tomorrow!
Priyanka: Okay Simron we will.
Leydiane: *Awkward Laugh*
*We all stare at her*
Paola: Never mind Leydiane(2) Never mind.
Leydiane: Okay then.
Dinner lady: Bell gone.
Paola: Okay guys(.) Time to go to class.
Simron: Shut up and hurry up.
Simron: Did you do the homework?
Me: Of course not(.) You?
Simron: Sort of(.) Anyway I'll see you later.