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Twas the Fright Before Christmas

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‘Twas the fright before Christmas - SCRIPT VERSION
Narrator 1: ‘Twas the night before Christmas and all round the town The last minute shopping was getting us down.
Narrator 2: Rodney wants a Playstation. Agnes wants a Barbie. Priscilla just wants everything and all of them are mardy.
Narrator 3: Their Christmas lists are six feet long, their patience very short If they don’t get their hearts desire, they’re sure to stamp and snort!
Narrator 4: (announces) THE BULLY!
A woman enters dressed in an apron and doing housework. A boy stomps on looking sulky.
Narrator 5: Rodney has a way with words . . .
Rodney: If you loved me then you’d get it!
Borrow money from the bank! Use your stupid cards of credit! A brand new surfboard if you please!”
Narrator 6: He pressed for all his worth.
Next year he plans to bully more and end up with the surf!
Rodney’s OK! OK! Rodney love! mother:
Narrator 1: . . . his spineless mother pleaded.
Narrator 2: They sold their Granddad's zimmer frame to get the cash they needed.
Granddad shuffles on with a zimmer frame, singing to himself.
Granddad: All I want for Christmas is me two front teeth. All I want .......Aarghhh!
Granddad's zimmer frame is snatched out from under him by Rod- ney and he falls to the floor. 3 removal men in overalls enter. 2 grab Granddad by the legs and drag him off stage. The 3rd places a small party hat on his head.
Removal man Never mind Granddad. Have a nice party hat! 1: Go and put him under the Christmas tree!
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