...1 Akpos: I want us to be in a relationship. Jumoke: Its okay but under one condition Akpos: Which one? Jumoke: No s*x coz am preserving it for my future hubby. Akpos: Thats okay, I also have my condition jumoke: Which one? Akpos: No using of my money coz am preserving it for my future wife... 2 Which of the following is Nigeria's greatest disappointment? (A) Super Eagles (B) PHCN(NEPA) (C) MTN (D) Nigeria Police Force (E) Our Leaders 3. Okon : I saw a strap of yOur bra Teacher : Okon qet out! No class fOr yOu fOr a week (Another Boy Lauqhs) Teacher : Why did yOu Laugh? Boy : I saw both straps of yOur bra. Teacher : Get out! No class fOr yOu fOr 1 mOnth. (Teacher bends down to pick chalk's Akpos started walking out) Teacher : Akpos, why are yOu gOing out? Akpos : With what I just saw now, I think my schOOl days are Over! 3 What shall it profit a man if he slaps Usain Bolt and runs away?? 4. Akpors got a message from his girl friend on his birthday ''Message Reads ''HBD Boo....LLNP, LYSM TTYL'' Akpors provoked and called her phone ''Kate what is the meaning of HBD LLNP and Those rubbish.... Kate replied Haaa Akpors don't tell me you are this dumb.....and local Oh My Gooosh,you don't...
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...more livable if we have many friends.Getting a friend is easy and you can choose someone who can be your friend,but getting a best friend is too difficult to find.Best friend is different from a friend in every way.Because she/he is not only our friend but also she/he is our mirror.We share our private problems with them. Everyone has a best friend in their life. They can be from his/her school or they can be neighbour.But my best friend is a bit different from them.My mum is my best friend.In my short eighteen years I realized that friends come and go but there is just one person who has always stayed by my side through and thin is my mom.Whatever I do,she always be by my side and love me jus the same as before.I know,I can always trust my mom in my whole life.She has lived with me since I was born and she will stay with me forever. Firstly,you could see that her clothes are basic and formal;but if you know her as I do,you could realize that she has every kind of clothes; cheap,expensive,basic,formal,sportive,informal,soft and whatever you know.She has all of them. Her clothes are so different that I like them and sometimes she dresses my clothes because of our similarities.Her clothes are fit and casual.But there is just one coat that I don't like at all,it is too tall and heavy.And its colour is a bit different that I don't like this colour.But in generally,she dresses fit well with the way she looks. Moving to her appearance,my mother has always her hair cut a bit short.Now...
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...In The Silver Star by Jeannette Walls, Liz is an exceptionally intelligent and independent child for someone her age, of only fifteen years old. Because of her extreme responsibility and compassion for those around her, she is a great role model for Bean, her little sister. Other than being a role model, Liz's main purpose is to serve as the maternal figure for Bean since their birth mother leaves for weeks at a time, and is not around to support them. Liz shows her role by always taking care of Bean when their mom decides to leave. To begin, Liz achieved her maternal role to Bean, by getting a job of her own, "Liz had been doing some babysitting, but after Mom had been gone a week, she decided to take on extra work, and I got a job delivering Grit, a newspaper with useful stories..." (Walls 15). Liz knows that if she is not independent and got a job then there was no way that her and Bean could survive without their mother. Also it was her idea to leave for Byler so that the bandersnatchers, which is the girls word for the police, would not be able to take them away to Child Protective Services. Liz always knew what to do in these kind of situations, as we are told by Bean, which makes Liz very dependable. Also, Liz is remarkably intelligent, which we know because she is always complimented by teachers, parents and other adults about how outstanding she is. But not only is Liz considered to be smart in school, or "book smart", she also knows how to deal with the...
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...Kelly 1 Kwanesha Kelly Emily Bailey HUM 2211-CRN 20606 7/7/14 Influences of Mesopotamia The land between the two rivers known as, “Mesopotamia" contained many civilizations that were successful and on the other hand, not so well. Around 3500 B.C.E the first of Mesopotamia's civilization, "Sumer" rose and had quite many contributions and advancements that would affect the modern world today. Mesopotamia had many first creations that we now use today such as wheeled vehicles, plows, potter's wheel, the mathematic system, and an advanced writing system. Another aspect of influence were the rulers of Mesopotamia and its governing system. Also how the social order was set up which contributed of how the modern day government handles situation. The last influence that I believe to be heavily pressured is Mesopotamia's religion, which is the oldest religion recorded. All in all, many of these contributions of Mesopotamia made the world of what it is today. Mesopotamia had a variety of inventions that were created such as, "wheeled vehicles". The earliest form of wheels were placed underneath heavy objects to get to places in a quicker way. This was the beginning of vehicles which we use today and are much more advanced. Clay, being the most abundant material during this time set off many creations of sculpture. Kelly 2 Sumer being the first culture to use art, were also capable of using pottery wheels. This is beneficial by being able to have the skills to create cups...
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...narratives, reflective essays * HOW TO WRITE: * Find a conversation and Listen in: Explore ur experience -> Ask questions abt promising subjects -> Conduct an observation * Reflect on Your Subject: Examine ur subject ( explore processes, consider implications, examine similarities and differences, trace causes and effects, consider value, identify challenges and difficulties, reflect on ur experience ) -> Collect detail ( compare ur subject with something else, discuss ur ideas) -> Find significance * Prepare a draft: Convey your main idea (P137)-> Tell a story ( Setting, character, plot, conflict, climax, resolution, point of view) -> Go into detail -> Choose your point of view (third-person pronouns or first-person pronouns) -> Consider genre and design (readable font, double –spacing, using illustrations) -> Frame your reflections (Organization, Introduction and Conclusion) * Review and Improve ur draft: Ensure that ur main idea is clear -> Examine the presentation of ur observations -> Review dialogue -> Show, don’t tell. CHAPTER 6 – Writing to inform * Writer is REPORTER. * Kinds of documents: Brochures, Websites, Articles, Profiles, Informative essays. * HOW TO WRITE: * Find a conversation and Listen in: Explore ur interests (Personal interests and hobbies, Academics, Work, Reading) -> Use ur library -> Ask questions abt promising subjects (Importance, Process, History, Limitations, Benefits...
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...IL Divo Live in Barcelona Charliena Diego Professor Nancy Barlar HUM 11- World Cultures 1 Dec 18, 2012 IL Divo Live in Barcelona I was not able to attend this concert in person, but I did watch it on youtube.com on December 18, 2012 at 12:46 pm on a Tuesday afternoon. I sat and watched it by myself in my family room, because my children and husband do not care for this kind of music as I do. The concert was with IL Divo, they are four men named David Miller, Sebastien Izambard, Carlos Marin, and Urs Buhler, and they are dressed in black suits when they come out on stage. The concert was live in Barcelona on April 3, 2009 and the performance was at the Palau Sant Jordi. IL Divo is surrounded by an operatic quartet that plays the music beautifully. My initial reaction about this concert/place is what a magnificent place the Palau Sant Jordi is, it was built in the year 1990 in Barcelona, Spain. I truly wish that I could go and see these four beautiful men sing their hearts out, I would be in awe over how big and beautiful these guy’s voices truly are and I bet in person it would be an amazing gift to hear. The song that IL Divo sang is one of my all time favorite songs from Simon & Garfunkel is/was Bridge over trouble waters. Un- break my Heart originally sung by Toni Braxton who sang it in 1993 and she sounded great when she sang it, but when IL Divo sang this song they blew my mind away with the way their voices are so rich and deep it’s like floating in chocolate...
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...USR Corporation 2. Name of organization (you can use a pseudonym) URS Corporation 3. Background/overview of organization * Size of company URS Corp has nearly 100,000 employees blend technical expertise with local knowledge to deliver innovations that have a positive physical, social, and environmental impact on our world. URS Corp operates throughout more than 150 countries around the world. URS Corp also holds the largest federal and state contract for VDOT (Virginia Department of Transportation). * Type of industry URS Corp is the leading industry provider of management and technical support services to U.S. government agencies the Departments of Defense and Homeland Security in particular positioned URS among the ranks of the leading U.S. federal services contractors. * Product or service URS Corp is North America’s leading providers of production, construction and maintenance services to the oil and gas industry (URS Corp & AECOM, 2015). URS Corp provides a service of multidisciplinary professional services firm providing skilled management and technical personals for federal contract positions. * Brief synopsis of quality management processes: An URS Corp quality management process begins with employees who have showed the skills of technical expertise in all fields and they must have an intimate knowledge of how that equipment has been designed to be put together. URS Corp believes that without their employees having an adequate background...
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...Introduction In this essay, I am going to explain one definition of theology together with a definition from a few great theologians. Everyone has their own thoughts on what theology means. We all do theology; we don’t learn it or find it in a book or on television or at Church on a Sunday. Theology is something we all can do. What is Theology? Some people would define theology as the study of God but they are wrong. God is a spiritual being who knows all about us, what we are doing and what we are thinking. In my opinion, it is very difficult to study something that you can’t see. The wind blows but you can’t see it but you can see the trees swaying and the sea crashing against the rocks. This is the action of the wind even though it is invisible. God is like this. Even though God cannot be seen, God is portrayed in the beauty of God’s creation. Theology means to talk about God. It comes from the Greek Theos meaning God and Logos meaning word or talk. It doesn’t just mean theologians talking about God or ministers and priests talking about God or God talking about God; it means that every individual can talk about God. Indirectly, everyone has their own experience of God. Everyone has an understanding about theology and their different experiences of God and may have something to offer within their communities. Doing one’s own theology is far better than learning it. Many questions are asked when talking about...
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...favorite Axe, It was the blue one. I wasn’t gonna be rude so i shook his hand his hands were soft. Alexis looked at me and said um.. Kyle ur face is red, of yeah i’m just a little sunburnt i'll see you later. Time skip…. Lunch we all hurried down and sat at one table. I sat by Ryan and Alexis, Ryan was in the middle.. I was listening to Hollywood undead (my favorite band) he look at...
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...allowed to think or speak for himself, “doent u think! ur stupid! ur just big thats it!” (page sometime after cliffs of insanity) “ said rhyme to himself, viz wud mak fun” (page talking about rhymes) When his so called leader died, Fezzik ignored others orders and made some very helpful desicions. “ ha ha h found 4 horse we have 4 us hope that good” (page when they escape the castle) Without courage, Fezzik may have never thought for himself and would always rely on a leader. Westley displays courage by leaving his troubles to pursue happiness. After years of taking orders and being treated like a slave on the farm he lived, by the girl he loved, Westley built up strength to go out to America. Even though he had to leave his true love behind, he went to “Find his fortune.” (page i dont know chapter one binCt) Instead of doing things for other people, he did something solely for himself, for his own good. Westley would never let anything stand in the way of what makes him truely happy, not even death. When Prince Humperdink killed him for wanting Buttercup, Westley only grew more couragous, stopping at nothing to get his happiness, Buttercup back to him. Westley always knew what was right for him and what made him be the best he could be. No matter what was blocking the path, he always found a way. My mom has also shown a great deal of courage standing up to make her situations good for her. When she finished highschool, my mom didn’t want to persue the career she is in now. She...
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...other→ become more pronounced during preschool years o Right vs. Left hemisphere specialization • Left hemisphere- speaking, reading, thinking & reasoning • Right Hemisphere- Spatial relationships, pattern recognition & emotional expression (global processing) o What are examples of skills associated with the right and left hemisphere? o Some specialization of each hemisphere, BUT each can perform most tasks of the other. EX: right hemisphere does some language processing and does important role in language comprehension • Piaget’s preoperational stage of cognitive development (early childhood: 2—6) o Children at this time increase in use of symbolic thinking, mental reasoning, use of concepts.. Representational thought • EX: seeing moms car keys(symbol) prompts u to ask “are we going to the store?” • Primarily defined by limitations. Characterized by centration o Aren’t capable of operations→ organized/formal mental process that develops in school-aged children o Confuses own POV w/ others & cant consider multiple characteristics of stuff o Period of centration- concentrating on 1 limited aspect of stimulus & ignoring other stimulus. (EX: a cat w/ dog mask is an actual dog to 4 year olds) o Don’t understand Transformation- processes in which one state is changed into other (EX: pencil that falls, children don’t get that it falls in a ton of steps to get to hit the ground) o Preeschoolers have intuitive thought—primitive reasoning and acquistiono of knowledge about...
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...Tanvir : good morning everyone. We are going to present a drama presentation on ozone layer depletion. You are with..( j jar jar nam and ID bolbe). Dn Tanvir bolbe, we all belong to 21st batch of finance dept, university of Dhaka. Let the show start… Snigdha : assalamualaikum, welcome all to worlds’ environmental news, I am snigdha jannat ,ur news reader. Today we have got some bad news for the world. Many disastrous things are happening with people and other lively elements because of environment change. These are some documentary pictures collected by our reporters. Lets come to know about all these through our reporter Saifuddin bhuiyan.. Shobuj : hello snigdha. Snigdha : hello shobuj..what is the reaction of people? Shobuj : the reactions of people are very high. People are trembling with fear. Mr. Tanvir Rahman, a common citizen of Ghana is with us, lets see his reaction. Tanvir : I don’t know what has happened to my friends and acquainted people. They have got problem in their eyes, skin and taking breathe. Doctors have said that its because of ultra violate sunrays. But I don’t understand how can sunrays cause harm where it gives life to the trees and energy to us.!!! I don’t know why bad things happen to good people!! Shobuj : u can see snigdha he is quite afraid and upset with the existing situation. Lets get to the conference of the scientist held in Ghana to know the actual reason behind all these. Shaon : welcome at today’s conference. This is our world revolving...
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...flashlight Submarine screen door A book on how to read Inflatable dart board A dictionary index Powdered water Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? A: "Oh look! Donut seeds Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop..: A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl. Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday. Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ?? Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away! Girls are grown ups when they start wearing bra's... Boys are said to be grown ups when they start removing bra's............. In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another "I slept with ur mom last nite" the whole bar was waiting 4 the other Guy's response. He laughs says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk" :P -KSX- An alcoholic man fell from d first floor ! people gathered around and asked him "what happened sir ? " he said -"i dont know ,i also came down just now " ! Man seting Paswrd 4 his...
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...Ray Charles - His mom sent him to saint Augustan school for the blind - Ray charles got music exposure from the radio at school - He was able to hear stuff and play it on the piano - He was playing at BBQ and very low gigs - Ray chalres went to Seattle and could play jazz, and blues and was able to fit into any musical situation. - Ray charles never used a cane -He got a gig by luck with a group - He is not easy to get along with and he has to be the leader of the group - Ray charles always had problems with money - He only wanted it in 1 dollar bills because he could not tell the difference, he was very prompt and play only form the designated times - He was a musical jute box, and he loved nate king cole - What happen was that many people were impersonating Nate king Cole, Ray would pretend to be him and could sing very close to him - Swing time signed ray charels and now has records coming out, he is now playing smaller clubs and moving up in the world - Rocking Chair Blues was one of his earlier songs (bluez) - He goes around doing his nate king cole impersonation making a decent living - Sentimental Blues (another song he sang) - Ray Charles marries a girl named () and she was in a gossipal group. - Ray Charles believes that he can play ur instrument better than u can and you should play it his way and i someone made a mistake he would snap. - When he would bring his records home she didn't like any of his records ...
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...Digital Media: A Better Way to Learn Educators and parents have legitimate concerns about the effects of the Digital Age on learning. Digital media has changed dramatically since the development of the Internet and improvement of wireless technology. John Palfrey, Professor of Law and Urs Gasser, Executive Director of the Berkman Center for Internet and Society, both employed by the prestigious Harvard Law School, have written about how the world has been reshaped because of this new digital world in Born Digital. They found that this period “is the most rapid period of technological transformation ever, at least, when it comes to information” (3). This transformation of digital media over the last twenty-five years and the introduction of tools like the iPad create a clutter of information that threaten the ability to think deeply and concentrate, which has made the current educational system obsolete and ineffective. This same technology can be utilized to create the school of the future, by improving learning in the Digital Age. Digital natives, ”born after 1980,” do not know the world without the Internet, cell phones, computers, tablets and everything else that networked digital technology has provided (Palfrey 1). They “study, work, write and interact with each other in ways that are very different from the ways” their parents and grandparents grew up. (Palfrey 2). Palfrey and Gasser found that digital natives are comfortable with this new technology and experts...
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