...I’ve Used #YOLO To Justify My Poor Life Decisions AUG. 2, 2012 By JANUARY NELSON 1. I told a boy that I had a crush on him five minutes after I saw him making out with some girl at a house party. After confessing my true feelings, I lunged at him so we could have a make out session of our own. Surprisingly, it worked. The power of YOLO, you guys! 2. One night recently I went to an ex-boyfriend’s birthday party and waited around until everyone left so I could seduce him. My plan backfired, however, because by the time everyone left, I was so wasted that I ended up just passing out on the couch. The next morning, my ex was like “…” and I was like “…” and we both were like “YOLO.” 3. Anytime I eat after 4 a.m., it’s predicated upon the excuse of “YOLO.” There should be a sandwich at the deli just named “YOLO.” “I’ll take the YOLO to go and, no, I prefer not to talk about it.” 4. Last month, I stayed up till 6 a.m. with a beautiful boy I just met. He was so gorgeous but so, so dumb. I don’t ordinarily do things like that. I don’t just go home with beautiful boys and stay up till 6 a.m. I am a lady, dammit! But, I swear it was the YOLO taking over me. Okay, and maybe like a little bit of the MDMA I ingested earlier in the evening, if you want to be honest, WHICH I DON’T. That night, as he was bringing me to climax, I wanted to scream “YOLO YOLO YOOOOOOO-LOOOOOOOOO!” but I didn’t. Missed opportunity, for sure. 5. Ordering delivery three times in one day. #YOLO. 6. Crying...
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...“THE THEORY OF OPRIN AND HALDANE” According to their theory, life evolved in the oceans during a period when the atmosphere was reducing - containing H2, H2O, NH3, CH4, and CO2, but no free O2. Organic compounds were synthesized nonbiologically by ultraviolet light energy, which in the absence of an ozone shield would penetrate the upper layers of the ocean. Without free O2 to oxidize them, these organic molecules would be stable, and would accumulate in a warm, dilute broth that has been nicknamed "Haldane soup." The first living organism would be little more than a few chemical reactions wrapped up in a film or membrane to keep them from being diluted and destroyed. These organelles would absorb chemicals, grow, divide, and obtain energy by fermenting the available organic molecules around them. Photosynthesis would arise eventually as an alternative energy source when natural foods ran short. The oxygen released by photosynthesis would have the side effect of screening out the ultraviolet radiation with an ozone layer in the upper atmosphere, and eventually would turn the atmosphere from reducing to oxidizing. Free oxygen would lead to the evolution of respiration and to modern eucaryotic metabolism. This Oparin-Haldane theory was a remarkably complete blueprint for the ideas still held today. It was especially remarkable because in 1929 virtually none of the biochemical details of the previous chapters were known. None of the chemistry of glycolysis, respiration,...
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...There are multiple definitions of what systems analysis is but most include three basic principles. These three principles include (1) the studying of the system already in place, (2) specifying the requirements and (3) designing and implementing new systems.Systems analysis is a process that has many ways of being fulfilled depending on the company but the key purpose is the same and it should always be structured and organised. | | The systems analyst has a couple of main drivers which keep them going, the biggest of these is the desire to make profit(Of course this is a business and so it will likely always be top priority to make money).Another thing that drives the business is the need for growth, this can be linked with profit also as when a company grows they will get more custom, which then results in more money coming into the business.To do this the systems analyst must interact with the business to find out exactly how their current system works through acts such as interviewing workers that are using the current system and presenting them with questionnaires to fill in or shadowing the employees over a period of time, there are many ways in which a systems analyst can gather the information needed. Once they know how the current system works they can get information from workers on what they need/would like the system to do that it either does not do currently or does not do very well. They can then communicate with those higher up in the business and suggest solutions...
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...GENERALS DIE IN BED – Charles Yale Harrison JR’s TEACHER NOTES Explain and speculate what the title of the novel is inferring about the Generals. A. * The title is a pun or is having a go at the generals. * Generals die in bed while the soldiers die on the front lines. * Generals don’t fight. Instead they command soldiers from a safe distance behind the frontlines * The title suggests that there is a total lack of respect for generals or for people in positions of power/ authority. If this happens in war then there is a breakdown in the chain of command, therefore making it difficult to win the war itself. Glossary Compile a comprehensive list of words/ terms/ phrases/ places from the text and from the period in which the novel is set in. These words and terms should then feature in your coursework and text responses. * Trench warfare * Western Front * Alliance * Mother Country * Over the top * No mans land * Parapet * Sniper * Artillery * Shell Shock * Shrapnel * Minewerfer – mine throwing trench mortars * Parados – the wall of the trench * Blighty – England * Bosch/ Heine – derogatory term for a German * Estaminet – French café * Propaganda – exaggerating the truth * Lice/ louse – small parasitic insect * Funk-hole – a cavity carved out of the inside of the trench * Raid * Interrogation Quotes Choose at least 3 quotes per chapter and attach who said...
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...Nike has created a wealth of corporate culture and employee loyalty and team spirit.The red "logo design" floating across everything from screen saver to the company'sheadquarters is located in Beaverton, Oregon coffee mug. The company chose the"campus" instead of an office call to their headquarters. Employees are called"players," Head "Coach", the meeting was the "huddle." These terms have a longway to go, so that daily work experience Beaverton lucky employees boring. In 1985, the company was founded 13 years ago, Nike, Reebok perplexingdevelopment colorful aerobics shoes. At that time, we have decided to reshape ourbusiness and culture, become a very popular sport and motivation Nike's way of life."This decision, the company also adjusted its marketing activities, focus on imagerather than just product advertising, caused by the slogan "just do" strategy. Since then, Nike has been committed to an internal culture, reflecting the mantra.Staff lunch, play sports or exercise half an hour. The new Nike shoes andSLAM-dunk, but to promote a way of life. The movement of all new employees towatch the video emphasized along with the soundtrack to discuss the soul of theathletes and the competitive spirit. In addition, management weekly e-mail to send updates to Nike-sponsored athletes recently the success of employees, and oftenheld a spokesperson to inspire and thank the contribution of the sports communityand its staff. This is not surprising, the background of a movement to help...
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...Personality overview Many theories have been developed throughout the years to help with understanding personality. A theory is a set of related assumptions that allows scientists to formulate testable hypotheses (Feist, 2009). The reason behind the existence of several theories is so that a theorist can speculate from a specific point of view. A theory is a tool that is used by scientists to pursue knowledge. Many of the personality theories derive from the personality of the theorist. In this paper I am going to discuss the similarities and differences surrounding Sigmund Freud’s psychoanalytical theory and Melanie Klein’s object relations theory. The most famous of all personality theories is psychoanalysis, developed by Sigmund Freud in the 1920s. Psychoanalysis is a school of thought that emphasized how the unconscious mind influenced behavior. Freud based his theories on the experiences he received from his patients. He believed that the human mind consisted of three components: the id, the ego and the super-ego. The id controlled the basic needs of the body such as hunger, thirst, sleep, etc… The ego makes sure that these needs are met as well as meeting the needs of the super-ego. The super-ego represents the ideal and moral aspects of a personality. Freud believed in free association, which was hard for some of his patients to master. This made dream analysis one of his famous forms of therapeutic technique. The Theories and methods in psychoanalytic thinking...
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...Amnesty International Amnesty International can simply be defined as a non-governmental organization that focuses on the right of humans. “Amnesty International is a global movement of more than 3 million supporters, members and activists in over 150 countries and territories who campaign to end grave abuses of human rights.” ("About Amnesty International.”2013). This organization believe every person to enjoy the rights enshrined in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and other international human rights standards. They are also independent of any government, political ideology, economic interest or religion and are funded mainly by our the membership and public donations. Amnesty international has as many as 50 years of groundbreaking achievements, Amnesty International is making a major process of evolution, to adapt to changes in the world we operate in, and to increase the impact human rights work. They introduce a new, global way of working with Regional Hubs of research, campaigns, and communications – because they feel that they owe it to the people we work for to be the most effective force for freedom and justice that can be ...
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...Deep packet inspection, or DPI, is software technology that is used that provides you with the ability to completely inspect any of the network packet, Some of the advantages include the full parsing of the content layers of the packet is the only dependable way to discover some of the most hazardous attacks, which have often been either mutated or muddied by using special encoding schemes, embedded content, nonstandard syntax or compression. Anyone who has ever attempted to crack Wi-Fi passwords in order to test for security vulnerabilities on a specific network, then you have probably been familiarized with Kali Linux. This security-focused version of Linux provides a mass array of tools that are utilized to seek out any possible weaknesses along with securing your network. Kali Linux NetHunter is a dedicated project which is specifically set-aside for compatibility and porting for use on specific Android devices. Wireshark is a network analysis tool that was formerly called Ethereal. This tool can be utilized to capture packets in real time and present them in literal-readable format. This networking tool also includes color-coding, filters and other features that allow you to inspect individual packets and dig deep into the traffic of a network. Whenever you are attempting to inspect something rather specific, it will help if you close down all of the other applications that are using the network so that you are able to limit the traffic. Jitter is fundamentally the...
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...HCN Registered February 2016 Registered Nurse Nurses and Midwives Agreement: RNM Level 1 Position Number: 113857 Coronary Care Unit / Service 1 Fiona Stanley Hospital / South Metropolitan Health Service Reporting Relationships Nurse Director – Cardiovascular and Respiratory Medicine Award Level: RNM SRN Level 9 Position Number: 113359 Nurse Unit Manager – Coronary Care Unit Award Level: RNM SRN Level 4 Position Number:113440 This Position Directly reporting to this position: Title • Advanced Skills Enrolled Nurse • Enrolled Nurse • Assistant in Nursing Classification ENA; EN Level 1 – 2 FTE FTE FTE Also reporting to this supervisor: • Clinical Nurse, NMA; RNM Level 2 • Registered Nurse, NMW; RNM Level 1 • Advanced Skill Enrolled Nurse, ENA; EN Level 1-2 • Enrolled Nurse, ENA; EN Level 1 - 4 • Assistant in Nursing, ENA; AIN Level 1 - 3 ENA; EN Level 1 – 4 ENA; AIN Level 1 – 3 Key Responsibilities As part of a multidisciplinary team provides comprehensive evidence based nursing care to patients. Facilitates and promotes patient safety and quality of care. The Registered Nurse practices within their scope of practice considerate of the Nursing and Midwifery Board’s Nursing Practice Decision Flowchart. Page 1 of 3 Registered Nurse | RNM Level 1 | Position Number: 113857 Brief Summary of Duties 1. Clinical 1.1. Provides comprehensive evidence based nursing care to patients including assessment, intervention...
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...Cathode Ray Tubes Experiment The concept of the atom started with John Dalton (in 1808) proposing that ‘atoms’ existed which were comparable to tiny indestructible balls. Even though this theory wasn’t completely accurate, it set the stage for all of modern chemistry. Sir William Crooke: * Was responsible for making the cathode ray tubes. * The cathode ray was fired into a glass tube containing a partial vacuum. * The tube had a cathode plate (negatively charged) and an anode plate (positively charged) at one end of the tube. * When voltage is fed through the plates a small spark is created. * Once pump technology was introduced, the small spark turned into a purple ray. * Crooke found out that the cathode rays could be deflected with magnetic fields. Sir J.J Thompson: * First person to figure out that atoms are not indivisible and were not the smallest components in the universe. * The electron was discovered in experiments by Thompson, based on Crooke’s cathode ray tubes. 1st Experiment: * During the first 3 experiments, the cathode tube uses deflector plates inside the glass tube to form the ray into a more focused beam so he could tell if the ray was deflected easier. * Using a previously discovered principle stating that when a charged particle enters a uniform electric field (but no magnetic field), it will follow a perfect parabolic path, the size of which depended on the particles’ mass, charge and initial velocity. ...
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...Discuss the success of United States’ strategy in Afghanistan Shahaan Barlas Lahore School of Economics International Relations Mashal Shabbir April 9, 2012 Abstract This paper includes a brief discussion of the U.S strategies in Afghanistan and will then analyze that how successful was U.S in those strategies. The main objectives that were kept in mind by U.S while transferring its troops to Afghanistan are also discussed. The paper also concisely discusses the failure of the strategies undertaken by U.S and reasons for the failure. The paper also analyzes different aspects that left Afghanistan in a situation in which it cannot pursue without the help of another powerful country and also sheds light on the present situation of Afghanistan. The conclusion was drawn keeping in mind all the points, which were taken from credible sources, discussed in the paper. The paper includes several references to make the point more credible and clear to the reader. Success of U.S strategy in Afghanistan The American government was doubtful that even a stable and acceptable outcome in Afghanistan is possible. They believed that Afghanistan has never been managed effectively due to which it has become ungovernable. Much of today's public opposition to the war centers on the widespread fear that whatever the military outcome, there is no Afghan political end state that is both acceptable and achievable at a reasonable cost. An American commissioner...
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...Gabriel Gonzalez English 101 Chris Hedges article and John Lewis’s video are very similar in a way. When John Lewis was in the 1960’s was arrested more than 40 times and almost beaten to death because of the voting rights. Chris Hedges mostly talks about how the government and the corporations deny civil liberties for people and how they are treated. Both of these interested me because it does talk about the same topic, because John Lewis is all for voting rights and walked with Martin Luther King Jr in this path. Both of these people have statements that are somewhat related to each other. I see connections between them but in the past. For example the racism between people black and whites and how blacks were stripped of their rights and couldn’t go to the same bathroom or drinking fountains. Related to my life well it does affect me as a citizen because it is talking about my civil liberties and how I can live my life. They both bring a point where you have to be fair and have your own rights. In my community well, I don’t live in a neighborhood so it would be different for me and I wouldn’t be able know how this could relate to me. I believe they both took this path because they have found what is wrong with government/corporations, and they have to stand up and fight for their rights. Chris hedges took it to the point where you want to have your civil rights and see that the government/corporations are doing things wrong, and John Lewis states that the vote is the...
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...Play Review 1 The name of the play was Super Happy Funtime Burlesque. The author is the Super Happy Funtime Burlesque Comedy Troupe, and the theatre it was produced at the Croswell Opera house in Adrian Michigan. The play took place February 25, 2012. The Croswell Opera House theatre is a proscenium stage. Everybody in the audience was facing the same way. The stage also had a red curtain which was used to demonstrate the end of the show when the curtains were closed. The plot of the story was set in the year 30,000 when the world was taken over by an evil dictator. The dictator imprisoned all people that sinned. The sinners that were imprisoned were put into another dimension. The remaining people started a rebellion against the dictator and eventually succeeded by killing him and his minions. The theme of the play was tragedy of losses and the war among different factions and how each faction involved in that war is affected. The set was filled with instruments and props that were used to help the audience imagine where the scene was taking place. The set was not successfully implemented due to the use of the imagination it was hard to imagine where the scene was taking place. If there was a set they could roll onto the stage it would have been successfully done. The costumes were made to look futuristic with the costumes filled with glitter. In addition, in some scenes the concept was set in the past in which the costumes were made out of straw to convey a time in which...
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...Using Effective Communication in Intimate Relationships Speech 5 Santa Monica College Using Effective Communication in Intimate Relationships I. Introduction A. Statement of Problem Communication “can be understood as the practice of producing meanings, and the ways in which systems of meanings are negotiated by participants in a culture” (Schirato and Yell 1). Effective communication is imperative to creating healthy relationships in general. Specifically, what we will be addressing in this paper is how effective/ineffective communication can make or break intimate relationships. We are also analyzing effective/ineffective communication within arguments in intimate relationships, what the main issues are that contribute to conflict within these relationships, and what are the different outcomes in the dispute resolution process. The article we used to develop our questionnaire and ultimately the subject basis of this research paper is “19 Steps to Effective Communication”, taken from http://www.shaadimatchmaker.com/static/dating_tips/communication_in_relationship.do. We took these points, and created questions to analyze if our subjects were using the tactics described within the article to be effective in exercising their communication skills within their intimate relationships. This paper serves to analyze the results of our 15-question questionnaire. Our paper serves to analyze how age and level of education affects different types of intimate...
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...Unit 3 Seminar Alternate Assignment In this seminar we learned about POLC, which stands for planning, organizing, leading, and controlling. This is also known as the four functions of management. We covered our 3 learnig objective for this week which include: · basic steps (6) in the planning process · the relationship between strategic planning, tactival planning, and operational planning · elements of a basic SWOT analysis We also talked about the Basic Steps in the planning process which are: · Analyze the situation · Generate alternative goals and plans · Evaluate goals and plans · Select Goals and Plans · Implement the Goals and plans · Monitor and control performance She covered the three levels of planning which are, strategic, tactical, and operational. We also made a diagram which consisted of two triangles one we filled in for the levels of planning and the other we filled in for the Sandwich Blitz. Strategic planning involves making decisions about the organizations long term goals and strategies. Senior Executives are responsible for developmeent and execution of the business strategic plan. Tactical planning translates the strategic goals into specific goals and plans related to carrying the strategy out using the various departments of the business. Middle managers generally are responsible for the development, communication, and exectution of tactical planning. Operational planning identifies the specific procedures and processes required...
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